Jow Forums humor thread, the best cure for all your depressive episodes
Jow Forums humor thread, the best cure for all your depressive episodes
Juan White
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Isaiah Carter
Oliver Ramirez
Blake Ramirez
Brandon Phillips
Alexander Lopez
Matthew Morales
Ethan Reed
Xavier Brown
You cannot fast travel when there are enemies nearby
Evan Moore
Adam Johnson
Josiah Myers
Blake Green
kinda sad to think that he could have maybe another 2 or 3 rifles with the money he spent on the dildos, innit
Cameron Edwards
yeah well im no better every month i spend twice what i spend on guns and ammo on bud
Elijah Butler
That's implying he actually uses the guns. The dildos however get plenty of use.
Aiden Flores
2 or 3? He could buy like 10 PSA AR-15s with that money. Do you know how much dragon dildos actually cost?
Daniel Reed
Average m1 owner
Jonathan Russell
I wish I had everything in that image.
Eli Wright
Jose Rogers
i was talkin 2 or 3 more m1s
Kevin Myers
Each of those dildos is like 75 dollars
Daniel Brooks
Try five or six more M1s.
Angel Sullivan
Cooper Brown
Hunter Rodriguez
i need info on this
Gavin Anderson
Noah Stewart
operation eland
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Landon Hughes
Wait wut? Why it glowes?
Kayden Brown
Sebastian Brooks
Dead meme, but I laugh at this every time.
Kevin Williams
Chase Walker
Have one from the oldfag days
Jaxon Peterson
Luis Lopez
Nicholas Miller
That's also an another way to train your aim. Dry firing at moving targets should be effective train, right? Personally I use my parrot for that.
Jaxson Wilson
Boof was a treasure. RIP sweet prince.
Cameron Johnson
> ramset
Dear Hitler, tell me, what exactly is this?
t. foreigner
Connor Young
>2005
To think that if this was posted today it would be nothing but retards calling OP and others reddit.
Bentley Thomas
People say "HURR Jow Forums WAS ALWAYS SHIT" but no, there really were better, more innocent times. I miss those days.
Liam Butler
Xavier Nguyen
It's a tool that uses a blank cartridge to move a piston to hammer a nail. It's generally used to put nails into things you can't use a regular hammer to do, like concrete.
Easton Price
Eli Davis
Why do I get a feeling that sealing or opening that package could fuck with the trigger enough to make it go off?
Then again I don't have any personal experience with vacuum seals.
Andrew Powell
Nah, it'll be fine. Once you cut open the bag it'll just open up like any other thick plastic bag. The trigger safety isnt even depressed in there, so it's fine.
Liam Wilson
Ah, got it, got it. We just called it "nail pistol".
Jordan Walker
remember when slimjim did that one thing
Lincoln Gomez
"AKs are impossible to jam"
Bentley Brown
Mason Miller
Not so convenient brass catcher.
Jaxson Wood
> AK
> posts gaylil
Dylan Lewis
Josiah Howard
Novel related, there's an entire chapter dedicated to it. Its pretty fun read, but not the best historical piece out there.
Jeremiah Adams
>Galil
that's what you get for trusting the jews
Charles Diaz
I was thinking those vacuum bagged jerkies where the bag becomes so hard it's something like a kydex holster for meat.
Caleb Cox
That just means we've grown up. I'm pretty sure back then most posters were underage, or at at least under 20.
Now it feels like those same people are still here but we are all between 20 and 30yo now, so naturally our sense of humor has also evolved.
I don't think you still laugh at the same things as when you were 13 right?
Jonathan Carter
Alright, I see, you can't do anything properly without me.
Jackson Kelly
Dylan Price
Justin Allen
Carson Diaz
Logan Thompson
Jace Baker
>you’ve gone and done it now, wutelgi
Carter Gonzalez
Elijah Scott
Eli White
Blake Stewart
Dominic Hall
Robert Nguyen
Alright, that's enough, c ya.
Kevin Wilson
Jacob Adams
>AK
>Posts a Galil
Parker Bennett
It was a hangfire
Juan Miller
It still hurts.
Ryder Stewart
Oliver Sanchez
“Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”
― C.S. Lewis
tl;dr you haven't grown up one bit
Lucas Ortiz
Elijah Taylor
Adam Phillips
also LOLOLOLOL pOnOs in vagOO
Alexander Howard
William Baker
Nathan Rogers
James Myers
Charles Ortiz
Mike, you? Remember me? I'm your classmate. I recognized you by your schizoid words and shit. Do you remember how the whole class pissed you into a mug in the third grade, on a sweet tooth? You drank more, licked my lips and asked for supplements. And then your father came to take you away, the same janitor who raped a dog on brige and received a suspended sentence for stealing the processed cheese in the store. He entered the class, everyone began to laugh, and you crap under you from shame, and then said that you would hate your life as a janitor, but in the 9th grade, when you went to the raid to otpidd, they let you go in a circle, after which eight seams were put on your anus. How are you, Mikey?
John Hughes
Bentley Price
You're the same McDonald's teller from /soc/ who nearly got raped by 4 Czechs, right? I recognized you by the characteristic grammatical errors and inability to express your thoughts. Well, you again rushed to the whole thread about your problems? It was not enough for you when the circle of honorable and respected men urinated together on your head, so much so that you then wrote another month angry complaints at /d/, waving your bleeding asshole. When you calm down, unhappy imbecile, the lot of which is to pick up leftovers from normal people and people who have taken place in life and stop unsubscribing from threads with your schizoid problems. It would be better for your father to cut the penis so that he would not give birth to such a creature.
Jaxson King
Carter Hill
When I dragged your mother, she stole you. Straight on the table, snarling. I have no idea how such a piece of shit can write something or think. We had to drain you into the toilet, and not into the bag and on the trash. Your mother has gone and collects shit in the trash.
Colton Cox
pretty hot desu
Anthony Gutierrez
Please be real.
Luis James
Thomas Harris
humor, not rage thread
Colton Collins
fucking lol
Bentley Torres
>$80+ each
1-2 nice rifles at that
Ryder James
Jow Forums WAS always shit. Just because it's even more shit now does not change that.
Luke Price
>I don't think you still laugh at the same things as when you were 13 right?
Chris Farley and Bill Murray? you're damn right I still laugh at them.
Jaxson Walker
the ball turret looks like an angry face from that angle and makes me happy.
Jacob Morris
oy vey delete this goy
Carson Adams
Noah Mitchell
sadly it became serious business...
Oliver Robinson
Is that an actual functioning gun?
Adrian Hernandez
Holy fuck my sides
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