Hey user, let's have sex

>asking her to dinner
>not telling her
Pot calling kettle there incel.

Jow Forums in a nutshell

I don't fuck niggers

found this picture of you

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Nah man, he's a real sheepdawg like this

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Sure but dont get too excited. I've only done it like twice.

whats on the left of the gorka suit

sorry mlady, but I cant do the bedroom boogie till our wedding night

I DON'T WANT NO TEENAGE QUEEN
I JUST WANT MY M14

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*shoots*
*takes gear*
*has sex with warm holes*
Checkmate thots.

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Wuts that stalker suit second on top row?

that's moving kind of fast. isn't she suppose to pay me some sort of dowry or something?

ok

>mlok
Sorry not into girls with below room temp IQ

Only if we can cuddle and spoon after. if i wanted to fuck a hole i would call for a hooker

Hey bitch put your helmet eyepro and gloves on!

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Is that an ior? Or what optic is it?

Finally! Now I won't live to be a wizard...

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My AR-10 came stock with a railed gas block.
I don't use that rail section but I'm obviously not bothered by it.

Sure why not

S-s-s-s-s-s-sex?!
With my penis?!

>With my penis?!
Don't think so. Mommy says bend over.

>Fuck, the amount of times Ive heard this
all women are one trip away from the Gym/Bar/Mall/Store from being replaced by a new model
it pays to be Chad

I could fit my hand entirely around her bicep. I think they call this look Holocaust Chic.

no she cute

faux blonde? looks pretty natural to me. Blonde hair naturally gets light like that as it gets longer because the sun lightens it.

where's her dick?

>M65 is nogunz tier
Stop perpetuating this trash

ffs we dont need any more thot threads

I do not consent get away from me faggot.

The flash hider is upside down. Also,
>railed gas block
d r o p p e d

>flash hider
You got it wrong user, that's the smoke-screen device.

2B outfit is tactical as fuck

It's ironic, you autists. Jesus.

>rejecting all of that power
>for a few minutes of fun
I regret losing my shot at wizardhood. Don't make the same mistake as me.

Where can I get that Sunrise suit?

seconded, aesthetic as fuck

grey-shop.ru/STALKER-Sunrise

At least she's direct about it unlike all the other gun bunny threads

No thanks, I only get one trip to the range every 3 months on account of the last time I had sex.

Forget wizard powers, having a fucking kid is the true gateway to unlimited power over thots. I can remain limp even when someone forces my rope inside now.

>buttstroke
>drown
>impregnante
>sage

No dont want to get #metoo'd

What's that jacket in the second row, first column?

no my heart belongs to someone else

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fuck I forgot it was the Christmas season

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According to this Paul Harrell is nogunz? Ya fuck you

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>he doesn't even offer her some delicious eggs
Do you wanna get laid or what

>yfw

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far right in elder god tier? way too aesthetic

Links to where I can get some of the elder-god jackets?

I know you've never been with a normal sized woman before, but that's not really that uncommon there, Ahab.

Based

With a penis? No thanks, that sounds gay af.

No guns is the best one desu

Not even one bowl, of which she would have to eat ALL of them.

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>jean jacket is no guns

Ohiamlaughin.

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There has got to be a way to pull this aesthetic ironically and look good doing it.

Where does Floridacore rank at in this list?

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My gf is more attractive and likely a better shot. BEGON THOT

It's okay user. You don't have to lie here.

Yeah, maybe if you look like mid 90s brad pitt.

Never understood lying to Jow Forums. What's there to even gain?

Would love to see them go after a judge politican or a business man.

I'd cop tf out of that gold jacket though.

okay but first you must undress

grill undress

okay close your eyes and count to ten

grab her gear and run

but i am afraid of grills user

Yes let us

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Oh this is gold

>grey-shop.ru/STALKER-Sunrise
for some reason they didnt hit you up, i got you
>familamadingdong

I don't know user, what do you gain by lying to us?

>at range
>::grabs your arm::, hey user lets go back to my place and deep clean our guns
>h-heh, no thanks I already cleaned them yesterday

>already cleaned them yesterday
>not compulsively cleaning after every range visit

ATF DETECTED IN THREAD

Yo hol up, magik and Project Mirai are fun!

>Not recoiling at the ATF booty-bait who wants you to come to a secluded place so they can arrest you and confiscate your funz
Not gonna make it

Oh fuck, you're right. I'm toast. Hold up a sec, I'm just gunna go on a nice boating trip.