I am putting together a team of certain individuals.
I am putting together a team of certain individuals
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What's the job
You look like you could use a specialist
What's the plan
>On the range
>See a man on the bench, expensive rifle, occasionally sending a round downrange
>Some boutique cartridge, he only fires once every 15 minutes
>Curious, so I look at his target
>Every single round is in the same hole at 100 yards
>Holy shit
>Go over to congratulate him on his shooting and maybe see the rifle
>Ask him how he does it
>He laughs and turns to me
>It's Todd Fucking Howard
>"It's simple, just do the same thing every time."
>Suddenly clubbed on the back of the head
>The last thing I hear is "It just works."
> Wake up.
>It's snowing
>My hands are tied
>There's some blonde jackass with stringy hair across from me.
>Oh no.
>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
This is the last job we do, then we're out. Do we have your word?
Just like old times
What's the pay?
Okay, but I get to bring MY people this time, you hear?
Who's the mark?
why would someone shop in mark wahlberg in it????
Implying Mark "The Gook Nuke" Wahlberg did not personally defend our freedoms in the eastern theater
>FACKIN VIETNAMESE SHITS
Are you a Vietnam fucking shit
continue
>Sorry guys. My wife and wife’s boyfriend had to work and I couldn’t find a baby sitter. Promise he’ll be quiet after his bottle. He gets a half share though
One day, you'll get to suck off a giraffe so hard its skull will cave into its neck. The colosseum will go batshit and give you a roaring ovation. Roses tossed, arms upraised, women swooning. Then you'll know what victory tastes like.
Until then, there's the job.
Whats the plan, Stan?
Smee and Maimen will be accompanying me, naturally.
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
...
who needs a gud blastin?
heh heh. got any pot to smoke?
another one of these
In April 1988, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street and, using a large wooden stick, bashed him over the head until he was knocked unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit". That same day, Wahlberg also attacked a second Vietnamese man named Hoa "Johnny" Trinh, punching him in the eye without provocation. According to court documents regarding these crimes, when Wahlberg was arrested later that night and returned to the scene of the first assault, he stated to police officers: "You don't have to let him identify me, I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open."[17] Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".
OUTTA MY WAY
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VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT
Based, and dare I say, redpilled
certain individuals you say?
We're in, you'll need someone to train the new recruits after all
Say no more. I'm in.
Is this Hideo or Kojima?
He's pretty good.
Gonna need a driver, I'm in.
Huh, I didn't notice the last time I watched this that he's holding an AK.
Is this bait?
You really should go read the actual story, cause you're missing out a shit load.
>an AK
Mini-30
Need to pop a target up to 2 miles away at night?
I gotchu senpai
Whats the matter?
I'm ready to spread some holiday spirit, oo-rah!
YEEHAW
Isnt that the story? I mean thats the one on wikipedia and everything else is "yaaaas queeen" news articles on why he is a horrible person;
I'm in
It’ll cost ya double what it did last time.
>Get in faggot, we already did
I'll drive
Soldier, reporting for duty SIR!
Anyone need a light?
>auuuuuuuug
>you dirty animal!
you meatbags need some calcium
You missed some you hothead.
Rejoice faggots. I'm here. Let's cuck the world.
Ight gimme a sec, tying up some loose ends rn
Is that ReviewBrah’s grandfather?
If you can earn my trust I'm in.
>shopped
You'll need armor, yes?
>Reporting for duty mah niggaz
GUYS HELP, I'M IN HOLLYWOOD AND MARKY MARK IS CHASING ME WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN SHOUTING ABOUT "VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS"!
I cannot be de-feet-ed
Let's get dirty
It will not be cheap, big guy
Mark Wahlberg is Jewish which is why he has a career in hollywood even after multiple racial attacks while Mel Gibson is blacklisted for talking bad about Jews.
This proves that Jews are a protected class in US, which essentially controls the country. At the same time they are exremely racist towards everyone non Jewish while crying about antisemitism.
Good eye user
Hé was raised roman catholic dude Just berg doesn't mean hé is jewish.
You need a breacher
You could use a good point man. In which case, look no further!
reporting for duty
gentlemen
I'll do anything for brouzoufs.
Anything.
Army band reporting in!
Is that Jerma?
ya'll need somebody for close quarters?
maybe even for demons?
*bagpipe playing begins*
Just gimme the word captain.
If you say so, buss.
Count me in
>Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
Not even Ewan Yurfrenzarded?
I can cook and farm potatoes.
Ready.
Need a fire support?
Ready to go like it's 9/9/99
What’s the score
Guns don't kill people, the government does.
I don't know what's going on in this picture; but I'm still going to fap to it.
Is that a famas?
It's important to have somebody around recording everything in these situations. You know, just in case everybody dies
Let's go
(Yes she is 6'5)
We better be fighting kebab this time
The faces of the damned are trapped in that jock
You know how to reach me
Fuck off. We already have a Hunter S. Thompson. You can go back to searching for pygmies in Zaire high as balls.
Ball looker.
>personally defend our freedoms in the eastern theater
boomer burgers actually believe this LUL
Looks like you need a chef
No. That IS reviewbrah in for reviewing MREs and mckidees when he fought for us in nam
The Italian army will provide the officers (they have over 12,000 of them). He will be your eyes on the groud.