Dad crossbow hunts pig and deer.
He's that army boomer who "has everything he needs" and is impossible to shop for.
What should I get him for jesus day?
What did you get your dad user?
Christmas is Coming
Luis Lewis
William Lee
you know what boomer dads need? technology to use when they're shitting on the toilet. get him one of those amazon tablets, get some apps, teach him how to use it. boom youtube on the shitter watching boomer stuff.
John Lee
quality single bevel broadheads
Justin Martin
porno
Camden Hill
Booze, Prostitute, 3D Animal, Home improvement stuff, socks.
Austin Price
My dad wanted a soda blaster, basically a less abrasive sand blaster for removing rust and cleaning parts. You can never go wrong with more tools.
Leo Allen
I got my Dad a British trench whistle from 1914.
Noah King
>What should I get him for jesus day?
A bidet toilet seat (a.k.a. washlet).
Jonathan Murphy
electric toothbrush. can't go wrong with these. I also think techncially it qualifies as a "tool":
Aiden Bennett
If hes a meme boomer age, then you're literally underage.
Camden Turner
Serious answer. From a dad. If he likes you get him a weekend fishing trip just you and him. If he doesn't like you give him space. No matter what you buy you arent changing his mind.
Hunter Edwards
I'm getting my dad a range bag, he always ends up using some little backpack thing he get's from conventions and it's not very handy.
Sebastian Howard
My dad specifically asked for the book "Nickle on the Grass" by Phil Handley. Got him the hardback.
Colton Cox
Aiden Bennett
If he works on concrete all day.
High end insoles.
Boomers are notorious for never changing their insoles and destroy their feet and knees.
Brayden Nguyen
Buttplugs? Wtf user
Cameron Jenkins
>spending so much time on the shitter that you're watching youtube or reading
wtf
Isaac Johnson
This. Got my dad a Nintendo DS and Mario Kart for Christmas last year, now it's all he does when he's dropping bombs - he loves it!
Nicholas Campbell
>not sitting on the can til your legs go numb
Elijah Adams
20 minute shits happen when you have kids. Just want some time to yourself so you linger.
Samuel Rivera
>30-35 minute shits happen when you have kids. Just want some time to yourself so you linger.
ftfy
Liam Cox
Honest to god this. Find out what kind of arch he has, then get the appropriate superfeet insoles for each set of shoes he owns.
Kevin Garcia
My father in law spends easily 2 hours a day on the shitter.
Owen Sanders
Guns,Special Ammo(Explosive and Such),Targets,And Buy Him About An Hour Of Time At Local Gun Range. He'll Love ya.
Owen Lee
>tfw can't take long, relaxing shits
>Always get in there, push, fire that bitch out
Damn you, video games. I always wanted to hurry up so o could get back to playing and it's such a habit now I can't undo it.
Kevin Ross
OP here, mobile broke so I went to sleep last night.
Dad is turning 49 next year, was inna Kosovo in the 90's. I'm 22
Unfortunately he isn't tech incompetent, so he's got this covered. Has a trail cam already too.
Actually got my gf a 2ds, he's not really into nintendo though.
He has a desk job now, but thanks for good advice anons
Kevin Adams
I'm shitting rn
Joseph Smith
>he's not really into nintendo though.
Mine wasn't either. Mario Kart does things to a man...
Luis Morris
I think imma get some high quality bacon. Like an actual chunk maybe so he can cut whatever he needs. Legit Spanish Serrano maybe, or some memeier variety if I can find it. Or maybe some elk salami or something along those lines
Xavier Torres
I got my mom some holy books.
>mfw I am that army boomer who has everything he needs
Good thing I'm never having children. Saves them the trouble of shopping for me.
Ethan Watson
I feel bad for you user. I go shooting with my dad nearly every weekend as well as handload and do other outdoor activities
Angel Martin
>shoots and handloads
Your dad's living the dream, kid.
Blake Russell
get him a surplus flaregun, no one needs one, but who wouldn't want one?
Asher Carter
53 yr old dad here. I don’t want my kids spending money on me, but I understand. A gift card to home cheapo is always appreciated, that sort of thing.