What would you do if nuclear war was imminent? Bunker up somewhere or find a nice spot to witness it all?

Stole, kill, fuck geese.
I am definitely going to die, nothing matters anymore.

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The first chapter aims to give background information to dispel various demoralizing myths and reaffirm the potential survivability and reality of nuclear weapons. "An all-out nuclear war between Russia and the United States would... be far from the end of human life on earth."[2] Myths listed include: "Fallout radiation from a nuclear war would poison the air and all parts of the environment. It would kill everyone."; "Fallout radiation penetrates everything; there is no escaping its deadly effects."; and "Unsurvivable "nuclear winter" surely will follow a nuclear war."[2]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_War_Survival_Skills

Probably just go to work. Stop by the feed store on my way home, buy a dozen chickens. Just in case. After I drop those off at home, head on up to the hardware store and buy up $50 worth of seeds. Then I’ll stop by Tractor Supply and see what they have in the way of veterinary antibiotics. By that time, it’ll be around dinnertime so I guess I’ll eat. Maybe go throw the ball for the dog for a while, make sure my new chickens are settled in, then I’ll go to bed.

inb4 someone posts pic related.

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They would nuke the pass about 10 miles from my house so im dead anyway

Grab all of my guns and my pathetically small stash of ammo, gather whatever food And water i have, and throw my fiancée and dog in the car and gtfo as fast as I possibly can

I live in Houston though so if the public knew too I’d be vaporized in gridlock

I'm an hour outside Manhattan. If the nukes are inbound I'm heading for the Freedom Tower roof. There I will stand, furiously masturbating, until I ejaculate just as the blast consumes my body.

>find a nice spot to witness it all
This, grab the welding mask and sunglasses, get on top of the hill behind the house and watch the show.
Several targets more than 60 km away.
Then check the wind and rain every hour, monitor radiation and act accordingly.

That reminds me I have to put a bypass on the rain water collecting pipe.

Is probably try to get outta town asap. I probably wouldn't make it. I live like 10 miles away from Offutt. I'd probably just try to make it as far south as a I could.

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Aid by 13 I guarantee it

Chances are we'll get last minute notice, if at all. If I were the enemy, I'd plan for it to strike at night when most people are asleep. I know the government tested that nationwide alert system a few months ago but I can't count on a warning if it's only a minutes before impact. Assuming I don't die in the blast, it'll be sure suicide trying to get anywhere. The only option is to wait it out while fucking my sister.

Why the fuck should you nuke San Rocco a Pilli, Italy ( I am not even there, I am in a villa in the woods).

I am not gonna do anything just cose the window, gather water in my hubs. And wait couple of weeks at home with guns. I would not even notice it.

The fallout thing is mostly a meme

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And fags try to act like they're not actively grooming and molesting children. Gays are degenerates who should be shot.

I don't see what's wrong with this. I would never put my kid through this sure but since his parents will you might as well split that booty hole. Just saying it would be such waist.

The atomsa aren't split. They become unstable after absorbing a neutron, then the nucleus divides into two or more nuclei. As soon as they divide, they repel each other strongly. The new, fast moving nuclei (and electrons/ positrons, and neutrons) transfer their kinetic energy to surrounding atoms, generating heat.

living on an island, It would depend how long it would take before it reaches me. I could make it to caves north of my location in about 20 mins, but I don't have gear ready for fallout. Limited freshwater aquifers around the caves but I probably wouldnt make it.

Stop. I am already too erect from the thread about giving mortars to cops. All it will take is for someone to post a thread about the merits of WW1-era HMGs in CQC. The flow will be so great that FEMA will classify my neighborhood as a superfund site until they can cobble together a few semi-trailers full of spermicide.

It's people like you who ruin this nation.

>die slowly in a bunker over dying in atomic fire and glory

>them genuine atoms, no fake atoms here, no sir-ee

This, if its total nuclear war and I'm not already in a bunker there is no reason to hide.

I'd rather die instantly than like a week, or month later after coughing up my organs, and running out of water

A goose would fuck your shit up if you tried to fuck it.

Why would a nogun WOP post on an American board for gun owners?

>basically stating you need a bad-ass bunker with proper shielding, ventilation, air filters, and heat dispersion
>or you die
Everyone knew that retard.

Get cozy and enjoy the glow before the doubleshock frees me from my suffering

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Nah nah, you wanna survive so you can rape and molest a little first, then put a pistol in your mouth.

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>shelter diagram is mattress propped against the wall tier
>It literally says that air filtration is largely irrelevant compared to ventilation

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The man to put a VMax between this little faggot's eyes will be a hero.

This is basically saying your best chance is to be in a bumker outside the possibility for most people. Not only that, it's a short term solution, at best you have 15 years until you're just a ball of cancer.
Chances of medical technology being at its current level after global nuclear war Is nearly 0%.

>missle alert
>OMG ITS FUCKING NUCLEAR WAR WE'RE GOING TO DIE

what a dumb bait

Gee another 15 years of life would suck.

No internet, not TV, no rules but the ones I feel like making.
Yeah who would want to live like that.

Go outside and go to the area where the nuke is guaranteed to hit, promptly take my clothes off, take hand full of Viagra and start masturbating furiously and cum as a nuclear bomb hits and vaporizes me. If I'm lucky my shadow should be burned to a nearby wall that displays me jerking off my dick and it should show the shadows of my cum as well for the world to see afterwards.

You're fortunate have not have had to watch someone die from cancer.

It is not only for 'Muricans.

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Never gonna make it to Tahiti with that attitude.

Just wait and be glad I'm getting my wish.

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waste of a cult classic yamaha

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>Not wanting to make the last thing you feel as painful and intense as possible

Wtf are you doing nigga

>9km to closest airport
>3km to closest big railyard
I'd say I'm taking the sausages from the fridge and have a barbeque. I would propably get smaller nukes near me, so why even bother?

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Sleeping pills and a bottle of booze and fuck my gf till I pass out and die cos fuck wanting to live in a nuclear hell. Food doesn't grow, you go blind in 2 years, cancer in 10 if your organs don't shut down first, the entire world goes back to the dark ages, but even more fucked. Can't/wouldn't want to have kids, cos it 90% gonna be stillborn, and then if it is born I've gotta sit down with it one day and say "hey guess what you lil shit, your never gonna have an ounce of comfort in this shithole of a world that is our only planet cos some power hungry cunts decided to destroy it, so have fun not growing food, going blind, and getting cancer at 25." I just imagine that conversation not going down too well.

I mean, where I am currently, while I'd do my best to bunker up, in all likelyhood I'd lose my hair and vomit blood very soon after.

>tfw living in an area with shitton of old mines and close enough to mountains so that no one is gonna fuck with me

cya later fags, enjoy the mineshaft gap

The closest thing of any strategic importance is Red River Arsenal, and I doubt they will waste a nuke on it. I'll just shelter in place for a few days with a respirator in case I get fallout from other places in Texas, but it probably wont be too bad. I stand a lot better chance than when I used to live 10 minutes away from NSA at Ft. Meade at least.

Does anyone in this thread have any knowledge about NUTS or the weapons at all? Feels like a youtube comment section with all this apocalyptic talk

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>It's not like we're coming to get your kids or anything.

>2018:

Quick rundown on nuts?

quick google says limited nuclear target selection critera, basically a theory of limited nuclear war.

Nukes and bodyarmor are two topics Jow Forums has basically fuddteir-level knowledge on.
The people who plan to kill themselves are funny though.

>you have 'em
>squirrels love 'em
>germans hate 'em

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Nuke their nukes pre-emptively, then if they hit you use their attack as leverage in demanding massive reparation fees

Fallout is mostly dangerous in the first few weeks and my house is brick. I've got enough plastic dropcloth to duct tape seal all the windows in my house. Current plan is, if there isn't enough time to get out of our desert city and escape into the nothingness: have one roommate seal t he windows and use the scrap wood/metal to barricade the entrances from looters. Mechanic roommate is supposed to go pull the ECUs and other sensitive critical components and batteries out of the dump truck and our other more rugged vehicles, and move my motorcycles inside the house. I'm shooting down to fill any empty jerry cans with as much diesel and gasoline as I can, and if there's time to hit the bulk food store before the madness starts (it's close to our house) grab a bunch of critical shit, though we have 5 gallon buckets of rice, flour, beans, and other essentials already and could probably avoid this so fuel is the priority. Block off the larger front windows from the outside with the dump truck before pulling the electronics, throw all our electronics in the server rack, unplug it all and shut the faraday cage doors, get ready to have a nice long comfy indoor stay. Also going to disconnect house power lines to protect from surges and dumb shit, I can run the kitchen vent on an inverter and car battery so if the natural gas lines die we can rejet the stove with the jets Samsung provided and run it off a propane tank, or use wood/coal and vent it safely in bursts. Fill bathtubs and water storage jugs with water.

We're right in the city, it's gonna be rough, but the Mormons are all fairly ready to rebuild their empire when this goes down and I think general law and order will be maintained decently. We can leave the house when we're low on supplies in a month or two; by then the fallout should not be as bad, and we have NBC masks/chemsuits and a Geiger counter. I've got radio gear to monitor CB, HAM, shortwave, etc. I think we'll be ok.

wew lad

Does anybody have the map from Oppenheimer how a modern nuclear strike on the US would actually look like?

I live within 5 miles of a major urban center. I’d text my family to tell them I love them and then fap until the nukes fall.

Home is 12 miles from downtown DC. It all depends on which way the wind is blowing that day.

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Fellow Nebraskan/Iowan, try living next to Catfish Lakes.

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I'd bring in the tomato plants.

jfc user

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2 weeks in and your bigger stronger roomate is going to eat you

I live in CO so attempt to get as far away from denver, the springs,and Cheyenne mountain as possible; into the Rockies

Would any of you take the time to get petty revenge on those who wronged you?

Example:
Would you kneecap your neighbor?

Honestly I won't care or notice unless some chucklefuck is deploying stone burners or shoves a mopp down Yellowstone

Yes.

Same, I cant wait for the fires that cleanse.

Daily reminder that all degenerate shit was just as if not more prevalent in the past, we just didn't have the internet to know about it.