Britain 1776 >The colonists are weak and decadent, this will be easy! Britain 1812 >The colonies in rebellion are weak and feeble, this time it will be easy! Eyalet of Tripolitania 1801 >The Americans are weak, feeble and far away, this will be a meskouta walk! Mexico, 1846 >Ese, the Americans are weak and feeble, this will be a burrito walk! Qing Dynasty, 1856 >The decadent and weak Americans are no match for our Tiger Swordsmen! This will surely be easy! Virginia, 1861 >Those godless and decadent yankees are weak city boys, no match for our busty farmhands! Spain 1898 >The yanquis are weak! They are feeble! This will be a quick and easy war! Germany 1917 >Mein Kaiser, the americans are decadent and weak! Surely nothing bad can come of blowing up their cruise liners! Germany 1941 >The Americans are so decadent and so weak that this time it will actually be easy! Russia 1945 >The capitalist pigdog americans are too decadent to resist our long term plan and stronk New Men! This time, this time for sure it will be easy! >And so on, and so on.
Say what you like, that fucking flag is a monster. Pretty much everyone who went up against it lost hard.
Is Vietnam a communist country in the current year?
Justin Gray
Literally the only one, and a pyhrric victory at best.
Grayson Hughes
>Say what you like, that fucking flag is a monster. Pretty much everyone who went up against it lost hard. The same goes for France yet your kind gladly make jokes about it.
David Stewart
They also beat the French, Imperial Japan, and endless waves of chink bug people. Vietgooks are a superhuman master race so its not a fair comparison.
Evan Thomas
a million + dead zipperheads
Blake Jackson
There aren't many people left whose ancestors weren't good at war.
Benjamin Morris
yes
Grayson Green
The Gaul people Don't exist anymore | the whole nation is a foreigner colony. I'm sorry. France is very dead.
Logan Morris
Right up until the point we got taken over by Jews and other globalists and they decided to kill America from the top down by inviting all the invaders in.
Adam Sanders
There’s a McDonald’s in Saigon we won
Nathaniel Green
True. But thats what happens when you are caring about body counts and not the fucking objective. McNamara was a moron, as was westmore and Johnson.
Xavier Cox
>no match for our busty farmhands! WTF Maynard?
Isaac White
>for France Go back to your snails and cheese, abdual!
Julian Clark
> burns down your presidential house in your capital
Juan Watson
Severely underrated post. All sovereign states that exist today have either a rich martial heritage or a suzerain state that does. All extant cultures are warrior cultures. The ones that weren't were subjugated long ago.
Do you have any idea how much it would cost to renovate that fucking thing? Getting some syrup lovers to torch it and kicking England’s ass again was cheaper.
Jeremiah Sanchez
And in the end they stripped thier own rights and killed themselves.
Joseph Miller
I don't, the French are bad-ass, they just beat up their own government for fucks sake.
what's the point of this objection? Hurr we could have gone around murdering huge numbers of people with nukes for no reason because 'murica. Why? If you had to pay your share out of pocket to fund the military you and most people wouldn't support foreign adventures to fuck the whole world up. You'd want actual national defense.
Henry Foster
R I C E F A R M E R S
Also, mass genocide but it's okay because our system is democratic.
Ryan Jenkins
And now name the wars, where US didn't drag at least 10 cuck-countries to cover their shit
Daniel Stewart
I went to a shusi restaurant, therefore the japs world war 2
Colton Gonzalez
Vietnam >those Americans are strong >better not underestimate them >fight with everything we have And even then it's not so much that Vietnam won. Just that America got bored and went home.
Brandon Turner
>same goes for France This isnt 1880 buddy, and that's the last time your statement rang true.
Adam James
honestly the math still says that if we just mined their ports they wouldn't have lasted a year by 1971. the britbongs didn't control the world with ideas they used their navy to choke people out. we inherited their empire and like a cargo cult understand the navy part but fail to understand its purpose.
Bentley Reed
France is Americas oldest Ally, bankrolled and fought alongside us for our independance. We may joke every now and again, but any American with an understanding of history would happily fight alongside her again.
Carter Cruz
Invalid analogy. It's not about the food, but about how McDonalds is a monument to American capitalism, and to have one built in the capital of a "communist" nation shows the superiority of our ideology.
Josiah Green
Only because you broke international law and violated a peace treaty you agreed to.
Because you lost the only war that mattered, the last one.
Adam Perez
this shows the strength of capitalism, sushi is also a product of the American ruled post imperial Japan
Jose Martin
Nearly half of these wars were initiated by the US, many against actual feeble countries.
Luke Harris
Ironic, they could stop others from killing them, but not themselves.
Liam Lewis
>he thinks k/d ratio is important
Easton Watson
This.
Charles Richardson
Kek. Nam is as communist as China, that is, when it is convenient.
There are no real communist nations, look up what communism is and you'll see that.
Christopher Lewis
technically, american did not win the war of 1812. Might I add that common wealth soldiers burned down the white house?
Juan Young
>t3cHn1cAllY wE l0sT The bongs only have a rainy island left and we have the strongest military in the world. Explain to me how we lost again?
Jackson Smith
lol people trying to pretend that nam is more than the square on the chessboard it really is.
Bentley Powell
Except nobody ever said that
Grayson Foster
>Explain to me how we lost again? >US attempts to seize Canada fail >continental US gets invaded by the Brits who run riot all over the East Coast until they get driven out by a storm (Kamikaze irl) >only noteworthy American victory of the war comes after the peace treaty was signed, negating its strategic gains and rendering it just a massive waste of human life
