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What's the best defense against basketball Americans stealing your packages? Something legal, easy to build, yet bad enough they'll never do it again. Good video but glitter is pussy shit.

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Video evidence or a rig up a pepper spray/tear gas "bomb" to go off when its opened!

>12 minutes of fagsplaining
get out

also no form of burglar defense is legal against a jewish enough lawyer

>What's the best defense against basketball Americans stealing your packages
THE IRA

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replace glitter with capsaicin powder

>be me, in shitty neighborhood
>asshole neighbors keep stealing my amazon packages
>nothing super fancy, toiletries and that shit
>but it gets old
>decide to make my move
>buy some cheap DPM and a balaclava
>buy some pipe with end caps and some rope
>make those pipebombs you see in movies
>rig one in an Amazon box
>prepare bluetooth speaker
>wait
>some ancient looking basketball player slinks onto my porch
>keeps scratching himself
>lifts the box
>it begins
>release the torrent of music
>Come Out Ye Black And Tans echoes down the block
>open the door wearing the DPM and balaclava
>scream "THE FECK YE DOIN"
>player runs down the street at full force
another victory for the IRA

They've already been sprayed, why not take a knife and stab that thing? They could get 4 free phones.

they don't know there are phones in it, they're in a case
if they dismantled it, sure but they'd be sprayed while they fiddle around with it

This but without glitter/stink bomb. Use cheapshit prepaid phone as trackers/camera. Doxx them and create an online registry for next year. Post flyers locally so they are shamed.

I violent dog who mauls them when they trespass on your property

>Doxx them
you have no idea how pointless this would be on niggers

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>lmao nigs amirite
>funwblacks#9289282727.webm
That wasnt the point anyways you rart. The point was so other people know who they are.

>The point was so other people know who they are.
you have no idea how pointless this would be on niggers
niggers embrace this
niggers have zero ability to contemplate life choices
society will NEVER give consequences to thug niggers

"doxxing" only works on actual people who contribute to society and would have something to lose being a pariah.

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>know who they are.

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I like how this EX-NASA ENGINEER overly designed this trap yet didnt even think about his personal protection when he went to go retrieve it in the car park. just goes to show it doesnt matter how smart fags are, they never think about their own personal protection. Glitter trap aside, what about installing that box the same way on your porch, but instead just waiting inside the house with full battle gear/rifle. the second its lifted off the porch you kick that door down and shame them/police/etc.

this is great, it would absolutely ruin their day.
online registry is great, especially if you can track them to their houses. then you can get your revenge anyway you want.
>rape

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> lead box
> labelled with AIR JORDAN on box
> inside box is DEPLETED URANIUM

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pretty sure a random nog won't be vulnerable if doxxed compared to any other race

If it's something intended to harm them, then you'll fall afoul of booby trap laws.
Paint. Something hard to get out. Doesn't deal with above but wreck their cars and houses. Cost them money. Maybe they think twice about being scum again.
Also use cheaper cameras so that even if they smash it or keep it, it's not that expensive.

his friend is lying face down in a pool of blood and he just looks at him? what the fuck is wrong with people

Mark 1 plane ticket out of Africa.

Legal in California

The answer: Crystal violet.
That shit will stain you good and you will NOT be able to hide it.

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Just put a fucking pipe bomb in it and don't leave any evidence that can be recovered from metal shards stuck in his big ugly nigger face.