Thanks for taking me to the range user, I've never shot a gun before. Will you show me how?

"What's that girl on that box mean?"

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Sure, no problem. It'll be fun.

Was that so hard?

T H I C C

The girl is kind of cute, too.

A progun landwhale is better than an anti-gun landwhale. Sounds like fun and she'll want to get food afterwards too.

How else will we save the white race

>Go to range often
>often see women who are clearly new to shooting
>always have snub-nose .38's
>slide over to them
>offer to help them improve their grip
>most are happy to accept
>one particularly wonderful time a few years ago
>one pretty thing took my offer
>NowWe'reInBusiness.JPG
>show her where to place her hands
>"Get your right hand high on the grip"
>here we go!
>"Now place your left hand over the cylinder and barrel"
>"This right?", she asks
>"Yep", I say with a grin
>tell her to pull the trigger while aiming at the target
>gas spews from the cylinder gap
>she shrieks as blood pours from the open wound now inhabiting her hand
>I walk away laughing as she cries
Gotta teach the newbies who's king at the range.

One of those people
Ick

GLOCKED.COM

>don’t mind me
>just gotta take a leak real quick
>brb

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Ancient Pasta is stale AF

>711
>gas station

hello retard, please kill yourself

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Laughed hard

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>that thing
>cute
No man, no. But it is a girl which is still better than what most of Jow Forums goes for

Greek detected.

>On the rare occasion that someone comes shootan with me they always want to shoot my frankenstein AR
>Make them put 10 rounds through my nugget with sticky bolt syndrome first
>Mfw they can't get the bolt open half way through

I do this shit as a right of passage.

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She looks really cute. Would be a 8/10 if she lost the weight

>Would be a 8/10 if she lost the weight
Mate have you ever seen an 8/10 in your life?

This guy knows whats up.

>>gas spews from the cylinder gap
>>she shrieks as blood pours from the open wound now inhabiting her hand
Oh, come on.
I showed my younger brother the difference between a gas seal Nagant and an SP101 in .357 Mag, by firing both with my left hand over the cylinder, and the burn wasn't even nearly as bad as burns I get while baking.

disgusting

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Oh hey thats Buffalo in Illinois!

right? I held a Virginia dragoon like a glock with my index finger in line with the barrel. I was maybe 1 or 2 chambers from the gap and didn't even get cut my finger went numb though

I'd take that to the gym first. Like, for a good while.

My ex was a bit chunky but was a huge gun fan. Was fun to go to the range, shoot guns, go get food, and then sex later.

>go to range with gf
>she brings her younger brother
>he owns a Hipoint
>acts super badass
>gets outshot by his sister
>sister makes fun of his Hipoint
>tries to shoot his sister's AK
>can't get the magazine in
>can't get the selector to move
>can't hit the broadside of a barn at 50 yards
>leaves before us

Poor guy. He drives a lifted truck, collects cheap knives, and acts like some badass but man did his ego take a serious gut punch that day.

>tfw no overweight simpleton southern gf who will go shooting guns with me and fatten me up with homemade fried chicken with mashed potatoes

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The simple things in life - we always take them for granted.

>fat gf

Oh the rekage outside is frightful
And being made to look like a stupid fuck is so delightful
Since we've no place to go
Kill yourself, I fucked your mom your're a fag.

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She might be a fatty, but I'd still roastie.

Took a girl to the range once. She had such a great time she came over the next day asking to go again. So, we went to the range again.

Sure, I got to shoot two days in a row, but bitch didn't even suck me off for all the money I spent on ammo.

Whatever you want lady just don't eat me

I went to the range with my first girlfriend, but even though she wanted to learn to shoot she was too frightened with the noise and flash to actually try. Literally autistic so she was uncomfortable with that stuff.

Last girlfriend let me teach her to shoot. We started with a .22 pistol and went through a few midsize guns before finishing with a .44 revolver. Other than the noise in the indoor range she didn't have any trouble with the big wheelgun, surprisingly.

My big regret is that I didn't take a couple Filipino chicks I was dating out to the range. They both were Jow Forums as fuck. Like, serious shooting experience.

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He meant she'd weight 810 after she lost weight.

No wonder arkansas niggers are always fucking deer instead, they're the only species they can fit their peckers in without tons of adipose tissue

Just go back and offer to take her out to the range after her shift

I regularly end up with a couple fingers covering the gas plug hole on my AUG and the worst I've got is a few numb fingers.
I just wear gloves and don't even think about it.

nice

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*Boom* *Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle*

MEIN TEST

*lifts gun*
*starts panting*

You want to hold it really close to your face so you can properly see through the scope and hold it with a really loose grip so the tension in your hands doesn't mess with your accuracy

is that kaptbilly's wife

No, she wouldn't fit in frame.

I've taken three. None of the trips turned out well.

First girl was to sporting Clay's. She was so small that she couldn't carry the shotgun without it dragging on the ground.

Second girl was in college. I went out of state and the only gun I owned was a commander. Unsurprisingly she had difficulty with the recoil and really only did it because she knew how gun nuts I was. She would still go to the range and draw cute cartoon targets for me to shoot.

Final girl was when I lived out in the styx. Super liberal and hated guns. Thought she'd fair well with a Jericho 941 with underpowered perfecta - she didnt. Refused to shoot the ar.

I've heard reports from friends who say they've managed a good gun date. Maybe it's the kinda of women I attract.

underrated

>You got this, Shamuala. Just aim the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>150 lbs of wild boar meet straight in the freezer

my standards are pretty low

that's too big user

No honey, whales dont shoot guns, but men shoot whales. Now get in the water to make this interesting

I shoot with my fiance at least once a month

Based Pierce the feeder

Holy repeating digits Batman!

Id tap that.

Zero standards. Besides fat chicks usually put in the extra effort.
Because they have to.

If you wouldn't fuck her you are fucking weak. Look how big her ass is.