Realistically speaking, how would a war between Brazil and Venezuela (with Cuban aid) go?

Realistically speaking, how would a war between Brazil and Venezuela (with Cuban aid) go?

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Maduro can't afford french fries at his Mickie D's

Literally who?

Venezuela's morale is in the fucking toilet. Pretty much everyone who isn't one of Maduro's cronies is miserable and hungry. A war would not go well for them.

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Brazil wins, hands down. Venezuela is not even a functional country anymore, they aren't going to be ready to fight a war for a long time, no matter how much aid they receive from short island kingdoms.

degeneracy and miscegenation is why we have a shitskin problem user.

It wouldn't really be Venezuela vs Brasil but Venezuela + Brasil's commies vs Brasil + Venezuelan dissidents (maybe)
Kinda like how in ww2 tou had French SS vs German Comunists
Some wars transcend nations and become ideological

>ywn raise a family of a dozen kids with Roberta and make love among the blood and corpses of your enemies

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You wanna get shot with the belt gun? Also Roberta a shit, Balalaika is best girl.

Cuba is only slightly better off than Venezuela, Brazil would easily colonize both to the joy of it's citizens

US proxy war.

US sends arms, advisors, and satellite data to the Brazilian army.

Venezuela sanctioned even more.

War aims determines how the war goes.
Control oil wells?
Storming government centers?
Create a Venezuela resistant group as a boogieman to keep Brazil right wing?

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She's pale as a sheet, retard. You're probably closer to 56% yourself

>muh animoo is like real life
If this goes by standard jap settings that mulatto is also 12yo

I forgot she has purty blue eyes too. Pretty much the ideal female appearance.

Well I assume that one of goals would be to end Maduro's regime, but after that everything get's hazy. From what I understand Venezuelans like socialism, but hate Maduro and Brazil's government hates both Maduro and socialism, so I don't know what would happen if they tried to set up a pro-capitalist government, which is what they would most likely do.

>Venezuelans like socialism
Actually thinking the elections are a reflection of reality in a Socialist Regime.
The Venezuelans have no beans, no butter, no bread and no bullets, they bury their dead in plastic bags because they can't afford coffins or even old sheets

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Isn't Venezuela's crude kinda shitty and so viscous that it requires blending before it can be piped efficiently?

Some of it. It's mostly heavy, and so refineries set up for light crude can't handle it, but that isn't a serious problem, just means it needs to be refined at facilities set up to handle heavy crude.

The real problem is mostly that production is so high right now that the prices are under what Venezuela needs to operate as a nation, despite being a massive oil exporter.

Cuba has missiles right?