i am the second amendment fairy, i will grant you any firearm of your specifications, real or not, plus unlimited ammo.
just one rule, no autisticly over the top german railway cannons, i won't make that mistake again
I am the second amendment fairy, i will grant you any firearm of your specifications, real or not, plus unlimited ammo
Full giggle M60 with endless belts of red and green tracer pls.
i want every tracer round in the world to be purple
I wanna kill god
One of these things, whatever the hell it is.
BR-55 "Battle" Rifle in 9.5x40mm the way our God and savior Sgt John Halo intended.
Then you should've picked the M6D.
Instead you've wished for the better than Halo 2 but still mediocre Halo 3 pistol.
A tec-9 design with fewer jams, made by a better company.
For under 1000
>M6 Series
Patrician tastes my dude
>not the superior M6C SOCOM or M6D variants
Soon the Great Journey shall begin, but when it does the weight of your heresy will stay your feet, and you shall be left behind.
One of those Gauss Rifles from fallout
The only right answer
antimatter gun pls because fuck you and fuck your hemisphere
I can have this in full retard?
>Tfw will never yeet intruders with pic related
FG-42. Late war design preferably. I have a hard on for specifically designed paratrooper weaponry.
no capes
REPEAL ALL GUN CONTROL LAWS IN THE USA
make work plz, more interested in what the fairy says it shoots
tunnel nugget
Martini Henry MK 2 that was used at Rourke's drift.
One of these and the body to go with it.
AS Val pls
an autisticly over the top brittish canalway cannon
autistically over the top pick up mounted actually operational electric railgun
One M65 nuclear howitzer, please.
the fairy says 50 beowulf
C96 Carbine
GM6 Lynx
Im gonna get fucking swole as fuck to make myself worthy to wield this object of pure steel and sex
Just Imagen for a moment gunning down masses of commies with one
"Well I think we should require at least some kind of backgr-"
*BOOM*
holy shit Imagen the argument winning powers of a 20mm version
Can I get a 20mm verson but still somehow human wieldable?
Dw about recoil ill just get fuck huge
can i habe like 2 obrez?
i got some politicians to ice lmao
I am a simple man of simple tastes.
Three-pin RPK please.
Lebel model 1886 please. If not, I'll take an MK14 DMR.
Can I get this bad boy please?
Plz gib, I just want to be a weeaboo.
I'd like a punt gun and the physical strength required to fire it standing.
Will I have to ask the Jow Forums fairy on that last one?
A Phlogistinator. I want to ignite body fats and create salt.
I'll take pretty much any cold war Nato or Warsaw Pact GPMG or LMG but pic related is my favorite.
Patrician taste.
the mx rifle in arma 3 would be more useful but it would be neat to have that 9.6x63 AP machine gun for the thrills.
I pick the Titan anti tank launcher from arma 3. Its a smaller, lighter javelin.
I wish for the Verne Gun.
With fun switch and endless 7.62 plz
MAB5 in 458 socom In full auto. Idk y but the bulpup design of halos assault rifle is aesthetic af
Remington 742 with tactical stock, coast guard brake and vertical grip plz
>roller-delayed blowback semi-auto pistol
>striker-fired
>chambered in 7.5FK
>fluted chamber
>100% polymer
>magazine fed by default
>belf-fed optional through magwell
>grip safety
>"Grasp Region" plastered all over the slide