what are some Jow Forumsrelated haircuts?
What are some Jow Forumsrelated haircuts?
Hunter Ramirez
Nolan Perez
Premature balding.
Isaac Wright
Straight razor bald shave is the only acceptable answer. Anything less indicates a weak man who prioritizes vanity over function and you'll be the first to die in SHTF.
Gabriel Ward
Buzz cut or bald.
High and tight looks terrible and the old WW2 German hairstyles are just as bad because no one can pull them off.
David Gray
James Ross
Take the buzzpill
Zachary Bailey
Not a faggot ass high and tight or buzz cut like enlisted cucks. Makes you look like you're a boot out of basic.
Let your hair grow out. Low/medium fades.
Evan Brown
>blocks your path
how will baldcucks recover?
Jonathan Baker
this
Andrew Russell
Unless you're guaranteed to see combat or parachute behind enemy lines during a World War, you're going to look like a tryhard boot.
Anthony Davis
I just grow my hair long. I like it that way.
Daniel Bailey
Indigenous cultures have often connected long hair to psychic capabilities or improved intuition. Allegedly, the infamous Choctaw and Navajo Native American scouts of the Vietnam War, known as the “Code Talkers,” attributed their extra sensory capabilities to their long hair. According to these recruits, who were forced to cut their hair, their intuition dimmed with short hair, rendering them less effective as trackers.
LONG HAIR AND IMPROVED INTUITION: MYTH OR FACT?
Western science is still catching up to Eastern and mystical knowledge. Currently, Western science considers hair to be dead. However, knowledge of the subtle body is growing. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that hair picks up on and transfers subtle information.
In biblical mythology, Samson, also known as the “Strong Man,” was forbidden to cut his hair; his long hair was considered a testament of his dedication to God. In the stories of Samson, his strength is connected to his hair length.
Juan Rogers
speaking of long hair, I'm reminded of this passage from Plutarch's Parallel Lives, specifically the life of Lysander:
The treasure-chamber of the Acanthians at Delphi has this
inscription: "The spoils which Brasidas and the Acanthians took from
the Athenians." And, accordingly, many take the marble statue, which
stands within the building by the gates, to be Brasidas's; but,
indeed, it is Lysander's, representing him with his hair at full
length, after the old fashion, and with an ample beard. Neither is
it true, as some give out, that because the Argives, after their
great defeat, shaved themselves for sorrow, that the Spartans
contrariwise triumphing in their achievements, suffered their hair to
grow; neither did the Spartans come to be ambitious of wearing long
hair, because the Bacchiadae, who fled from Corinth to Lacedaemon,
looked mean and unsightly, having their heads all close cut. But
this, also, is indeed one of the ordinances of Lycurgus, who, as it
is reported, was used to say, that long hair made good-looking men
more beautiful, and ill-looking men more terrible.
Parker Foster
the whole short hair buzz shave was to keep lice and rickets off your body while living in a mud filled trenches
Alexander Bennett
>Mythical
>knowledge
Tyler Gonzalez
yeah, ever hear the expression "it made the hair stand up on the back of my neck"?
rub a balloon on your hair and it sticks up.
If you are in battle your hair will inform you if the enemy is close.
Chase Anderson
Mohawks are not 670-1 compliant.
Anthony Wood
Mid fades are still shit taste and boot af faggot.
And officers are bigger cucks than enlisted ever will be.
Shit taste confirmed.
The most operator haircut is a low fade with a thick mop on top.
Pic related.
Owen Campbell
That may be true, but how else are you supposed to operate if you aren't exposed to flora and fauna? On your couch with your shower nearby?
Shorter means easier to clean. I usually go with a medium fade, short on top.
Aiden Cooper
>The most operator haircut is a low fade with a thick mop on top.
This, it's the Chad haircut (or rather one of the Chad haircuts).
Grayson Lee
balding
John Kelly
James Williams
Hudson Green
Theirs alot of things we dont know about ourselves, our world and our universe, hell our own laws of physics still has holes in its science has barely scratched the surface in terms of explanation of reality, try reading a few things, it might surprise how weird life is
Landon Sanchez
Long
Jonathan Ward
Heetlar Yoofs
Ian Jenkins
So is exectuing chink POWs with the help of a rusty saw. But it's WW3 and nobody gives a fuck about regulations
Carter Ortiz
>be long haired, keep it tied back at work
>call meeting to discuss issue at work
>coworker starts cracking up and says I look like a cavalry officer about to order the massacre of a tribe
It was that moment that I knew I had found the appropriate length for my hair.
Samuel Peterson
The more based the cut, the more operator
Christopher Gonzalez
The trouble with long hair is keeping it out of your fucking face. I prefer wax
Brody Barnes
>Intuition and warrior skills so great that they all died of the pox, have a -8 resistance to fire water, and now run casinos
I’m super impressed
David Turner
This is what a complete lack of fear looks like
Jeremiah Garcia
Carter Cook
That's kinda based for a coworker making that kinda comparison, I wish my coworkers said interesting stuff, they just talk about going to strip clubs and getting drunk
Aiden Richardson
Spirituality isn't about knowing, it's about power
Noah Jones
had a guy do this while I was deployed. Morning formation, first sergeant saw. His head was shaved before morning chow. I use to shave my head for years. These days I do a one on the sides, taper up and leave it long on top. Girls seem to like it.
Colton Garcia
Just like in metal: either long hair like a barbarian/wild west gunslinger or a shaved head
Joseph Butler
>tfw no tactical giraffe gf to bash the fash with.
Zachary Clark
Desu, probabky just plays alot of rdr2
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Long hair=long penis
Jacob Adams
Linus Torvald?
Samuel Reyes
High and tight looks like shit on some heads. Medium fade also can be done really poorly. The navy haircuts are a lot easier.
Brayden Wood
Mid fades done off post look decent. Barbers on post only can do skin high and tights
Anthony Price
Nolan Mitchell
buzzcut masterrace tbqhfam.
marty edits are top-tier
Evan Cox
>edgy zoomer haircut
>most operator
lmao
Nicholas Moore
>crew cut with a modest fade
>high and tight
>shaved head
Liam Ward
Caleb Peterson
Brandon Jones
This plus neck beard. Overweight and not bathed, too.
Christian Jones
Wait a fucking second you’re telling me a buzzcut is more vain than a “straight razor bald shave”?
Josiah Lee
it began long before that. When we were fighting 'close combat' short hair was recommended so your enemy couldn't pull your hair thus increasing your chance of killing your enemy while engaged in hand to hand combat.
Nathaniel Reed
Matthew Richardson
Is that nigga still getting 10k viewers and making bank?
Matthew Carter
Who is that tasty lesbian
Levi Stewart
Any book recommendations?
Juan Smith
No fear of the fashion police or care what the local kids say about your lack of style and hair cut
Adrian Robinson
>ignorance is bliss
Go to /x/ with that stuff
Liam Allen
The only true answer
Jaxon Flores
It says vinning on his blouse you retard.
Kevin Myers
B A L D
Anthony King
>tfw only haircut that looks decent on me is a shaved head
>tfw if I grow it out to any degree I just end up looking like a pedophile
Easton Powell
Unfortunately I don't really know any books but I just read alot of articles, trip on alot of psychedelics and watch videos over the topics
Easton Green
I aspire to be this level of C H A D
Ryder Harris
>Mid fade
>popular with hipsters
>and jews pretending to be white nationalist
Topkek
Bald or buzzed is the clear top choice, for a effective haircut
Alexander Myers
Jonathan Gonzalez
Easton White
Fuck off with your nazi shit.
Carson Baker
Just wear your hair however the fuck you want. Fuck, man. When I was innadesert I had a shaved head because of the heat and dirt, then when I was CONUS I grew it out. The longer and lower you wore it, generally indicated you were "on your own fucking program" or didn't give a shit about BS regs.
Christopher Hughes
Logan Sanders
>getting this triggered over a haircut
Ethan Hall
Jow Forums is not a progressive board.
Camden Cruz
Pic related
Sebastian Wright
it's a haircut thread you absolute retard
Jonathan Howard
Nolan Thompson
It also helps ensure a perfect seal when you deploy your gasmask.
Cooper Reyes
>have long hair
>look like a faggy justing beiber
>buzzcut hair to less than a quarter inch
>look like a skinhead
Needless to say I prefer to look like a skinhead as compared to some overgrown lesbian boy
Juan Williams
yeah i got a big old sloppy mop on my head and was thinking of going hi and tight, or just getting hi and finding a tight snatch!