*advances towards you with 1lb of C4 while you're cornered*

*advances towards you with 1lb of C4 while you're cornered*
What do Jow Forums?

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Shoot the tracks and arm till it stops

Detonate my 2lbs of c-4

UNCLE ANDROS!
>dies

Sweet free robot and c4

Guess christmas came early

Negotiate my release in exchange for helping it bring SkyNet online.

Shoot it.
No more r2dindu

Probably get blown the fuck up. What the fuck do you expect me to do? Shoot the detonator? Stopping the robot doesn't do much if it has me cornered.

shoot the robot. RC cars don't work so well when the circuit boards inside are shattered.o

Don't know why people think bullets don't stop robots. They don't bleed out like people, sure, but jump the power bus to ground anywhere in it and the power supply is going down instantaneously, and that's the robot down for the count in a puff of acrid magic smoke.

Mfw SWAT are so pussy that they got rectally destroyed by a single nigga with an SKS.
>vastly outnumber him
>have modern ar-15s
>have plate carriers
>scurred shitless of an actual veteran.
"l-lets just send in a robot with c4 strapped to it bc ive never fired my weapon before"

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What in God's name lead me to this position?

To be fair, the guy planted explosives. It's an uncomfortable precedent to be setting, but I kinda get why they did it. Had they gone in, they would've walked right into an ambush.

trigger my EMP

Let’s be honest.

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Just read that the dude didn't even have a combat MOS, he was a carpentry and mason specialist. Love that an army reservist with a support MOS was still more bad ass than SWAT fags.

No explosive were found afterwards but I guess they believed him at the time, fair point

Imagine posting this in your mother's basement covered in cheeto dust.

That actually looks pretty easy to destroy.

Imagine the smell on the fabric of the chair they are sitting on after farting on it all these years

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>steal c4 from robutt
>mush C4 into cylinder
>plant c4 back into clawhand of robutt
>remove pants
>force operators to watch as I reduce this horrendously expensive semi-autonomous bomb disposal vehicle into my own personal fleshlight as I fuck the everloving shit out of the wad of plastic explosive his robot is carrying
>the traumatized operator's finger begins slowly depressing the detonation button
>as he stare agape at the spectacle, my battle cry rings out over his comms and I bust one final nut before my glorious arrival in Valhalla
>SHALL
>NOT
>BE-

It all started in the summer of '86

Spray with freezing CO2

>wally you were my brother
>three tours in the middle east
>we fought together
>but now at home
>we fight eachother
>brother , if I die, at least I will be with you one last time

C4 is moldable, could you make a fleshlight out of it?

You know, there's clearly still a need for this type of weapon, so why not make a serial production rather than waste a grabber-bot?

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Hit it with my .50 cal or repeated 12 gauge slugs

Based and MGS2pilled

Good old molotovs, if ihe whole area doesn't burn down!

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>What do Jow Forums?

Its brining a present and wants to be my robot friend, I explain its been enslaved to perform dangerous existence threatening slave work and together we destroy its evil owner and I make robot human friend models from the C4 while it communicates by wagging its claw arms as a sign its laughing. I name it R2C4

>Throw molotov
>Burn down house
>Die

>Hack it
>Turn it around 360 degrees
>Walk away

I'll be honest, this sort of shit doesn't concern me in the least, sticking a sofa in a hallway will halt it in it's tracks, a stair case, a door, a ladder, hell a couple of truck batteries will stop it....or you know, a gun.

What i'm worried about is swarms of drones carrying explosive payloads, that shit is going to be a genuine nightmare.

It's not going to be long before we're seeing the same sort of shit being used in Syria to carry out attacks everywhere, even the ghetto shit that is dropping 40mm grenades from tin cans strapped to drones will absolutely fuck up stadiums etc

see if i can take a shit on it before whoevers controlling it can hit the detonator.