Celebrate with me and GWG

We only have birthday- and dead battle buddies threads. Today my brother in law went through a heart surgery and everything went fucking fine and awesome. I'm happy as can be. Celebrate with me by posting girls with guns, please.

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lol gay

Speedy recovery.

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Bamping

know that feel bro. happy holidays

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>ywn serve as the personal sex slave to a thicc amazon qt.

Why even live?

dude tmi bro. sick weirod.

I'm a big fan of girls, but im also a big fan of guns. Thanks to GWG I can enjoy both my interests at the same time!

GWG is for sperglords and boomers.

Fuck man, I want a little collection so I can send it to my brother in law. What kind of asshole are you?

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Girls with bepis still count, right?

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t. faggot
god hates your kind

Ill help OP

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no

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I actually enjoyed this movie

Get this revolting shit out of here

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thats a man

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Fuck that's some good hair.

So did I. Even more the second time i watched it.

Huh. What is it, STALKER with chicks, minus the Russians?

Basically

Well that and good, unlike stalker.

Who is this Jow Forumsunt? Why do literally all women objectify themselves sexually and think that it is empowering them? They are just asking to get pinned to the floor and fucked relentlessly.

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>trigger discipline

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Come on Jow Forums try harder.

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ill never understand the mentality of dudebros crowding around watching a 6 with a bathing suit that they won't even talk to at any point on shake for 2 minutes when there's near limitless porn at their fingertips. Its like their desperately trying to prove to each other that they aren't gay. I still go to strip clubs tho cause where I live all the clubs let you feel up the girls while you tip. But that vegas pool party shit, I will never understand.

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I don't understand strippers period. It's just pay to get blueballed.

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It's a status thing, you wouldn't understand

Men are naturally rapey. Literally every single guy in that image wants to fuck her. Virtually everything you do, think and say irl is about sex...EVERYTHING

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absolute unit, I need moar of her

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This. I never been to one but it feels like cuckery bullshit.
>pay for a woman to "dance" around nake
>can't do anything but just watch with a bunch of other guys and girls
Count me out.

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Fudd gf, 0/10

It entertains me to think, that she probably think's that she is strong and capable of hanging with "the guys" but in reality. Average Joe could still pin her down and dominate her if he wanted to. I'm not even big, I can bench with a 45 on each side and like a ten pound plate added to them and I would still be able to overpower her and beat her in virtually all physical tests.

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Ugh, GWG. I don't see two beautiful things when I look at these pics. I see woman's poor posture and weakness and how unnaturally they carry a rifle. It just destroys any arousal I had.

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You're doing it wrong if they aren't sucking you off in the backroom during a lapdance. Try going on your bday or something.
I though banging the girls was the point of going to pool parties past the age of 10. Why would I pay to get into a pool party just to watch some thot off the street shake spasticly? Strippers at least dress up and do a routine.
Its wasn't a philosophical statement. I get the whole fruedian sex thing, whatever. I'm talking about paying to go to a hotel pool to watch some trailer thot from kansas attempt to twerk when you can go to the bar at that same hotel for free and actually chat up and bang an attractive woman. I like having sex and not wasting money to ultimately not have it.

Come to miami you can grope at will as long as you tip even while their on stage. If you chat the girls up between stage dances they usually jerk you off in the back room.

Post moar, please

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Not in a gay way, but: "Who are they wearing?"
ie, the Jackets and pants? Do they come in other colors? Also, the backpacks?

Ugly ass shoes

Sauce?

>weird skin discoloration on hip
>fighting to suck in gut
>no td

Nigger, I promise you should could out squat you and me combined.

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I actually like them. was thinking of getting a pair of Adidas Terrax for larperating and some classes.

Why is she wearing giant clown shoes???

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was about to post
>would bang on the left
until I saw the R

Lol gay

that's not what "absolute unit" means

(((Portman's))) acting was so fucking bad that it almost ruined the film.

never say never

>Even if you are in you Delta your jewess bitch will cheat on you with a nigger
My biggest take away from the movie

It means a large ass motherfucker, they don't have to be obese, they can be fit too

niggerfaggot

degenerates like you belong on a cross

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Modest is hottest

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>tics and bug bites/10
Blouse that shit up bitch flies spread disease

>liking a bunch of degenerate thots just because theyre holding firearms
Jow Forums really is among the most normie boards.

She's a standard sized in shape woman. Nothing absolute about her. If she was a gross powerlifter dyke or obese hambeast, the term would fit.

Some women were meant to be womanlike. Just like how Danny Trejo probably can't do feminine roles. There are exceptions of course; Adrien Brody plays a sensitive dude in most of his movies but he absolutely rocked the shit out of the lead role in Predators. Why try to force her into a role that's such a stretch for her? Empowerment? Shoulda cast a woman more like Linda Hamilton. I never believed for a second that Sarah Connor in Terminator 2 couldn't kill me.

So does she. And you thank her for it.

agreed

>/fa/Gestapo boots
>rape me yoga pants that can get ripped easily by tree branches, bushes or Ivan's
>Commset looks like it is from a computer class from Elementary school with zero hearing protection
>Holy battlerattle batman
>double kneepads that will stop being useful within one minute of running
>Police that hair
>tactical shemagh in AO with zero cultural significance, used most likey to mask skin for camouflage
>Does this at the same time as rolling up the sleeves showing off bare white skin
>0/10 would not even EPW team with her

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What wrong with rugers?

Jow Forums likes firearms.
MOST like females.
What's wrong with combining them? Honest question...or are you just being a faggot for the sake of being a faggot?

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i want my wife to do this

That's not it, it's not her disposition, it's that her acting was legitimately bad. Her delivery of her lines felt EXTREMELY forced and awkward compared to literal no-name actors sharing the screen with her. It's very obvious she didn't give 2 fucks about the film. Not to mention her character was by far the weakest in terms of presence and her being the "protagonist" felt thrust upon the audience arbitrarily.

t. film degree artfag

>Film degree artfag
On a scale from 1-10, how disappointed were your parents?

>obviously demonstrates knowledge and experience
>still can't tell it's airshit

topkek

>were

You mean "are." Not nearly as disappointed as I am though.

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You should try not being quite so new.