Christmas Presents General

Not sure what's inside this but looks pretty big and feels heavy. Can't wait to open it on christmas morning!

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Hmmmm... looks like a gun safe.

looks about the right size box for a silicone sex doll

Not OP but it's not exactly as wide as the box needs to be and it needs to be taller. Unless you bought a small one.....
>t.dollanon

Very thoughtful of you to collect all your guns in a metal box for the nogs who rob you on Jan 3rd

>fill safe with black powder
>nogs use a grinder to cut wall of safe
>?

>Not Nitroglycerin

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>Unless you bought a small one

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5 lol

Do you even gun bro?

I am writing a proposal to my wife about replacing our current Mossberg-Smith armament with the following:

3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts
I think this would make us capable of facing nearly any situation. I’ll let you know what the wife says!!!

user, kill yourself

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well, full size dolls are heavy.
and a petite dfc is nice to have

It sounds like you outfitting a soviet vehicle for a crew of 8 - 10 people.

Simple:
1. Get an AR for the both of you
2. Get a reliable double stack pistol for you both
3. Get a shotgun pump that can also do slugs
4. 2 Ruger 10/22s

Done and I didn't sound like a tactical looney

Cool fashion accessory list. You sound like a child

DFC?

2 ar15s-$900
2 single stack 9mm CC pistols-$700
2 double stack 9mm full size handguns-$900
1 pump action 12 gauge-$300
1 .308 bolt gun and decent scope $600
2 10/22s-$400
Magazines, ammo, cleaning materials, spare parts.

Fucking loser

I'm just gonna buy a bottle of Suntori Whiskey and call it a day.

*crack*
*sips*

Now this is a classic!

I don’t know why everyone is hating on you with base loadouts because it’s a decent dream setup if you can afford it.

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No Christmas presents/don’t feel like driving back home through the rockies. Might send cousin a GameStop gift card or something.

>3 of the worst variant of mp5
>2 obscure rifle that are known to melt if fired at the sustained rate
>.357 sig
>one of the oldest and least effective NV capable scope
>subcompact .40
It’s a fucking awful dream collection.

Pettanko.