Hey big brother, I just signed up for the Army! got any advice?

Christ I'd forgotten about that, and a quick Google doesn't find it. It probably wasn't as funny as I remember but shit I know I hurt from laughing from reading that.

This is correct. That old woman in the lime green knit sweater over her left shoulder is special forces. And the bovine woman over her right shoulder in the monochrome abortion she calls a coat is EOD

tfw never had a sister, whats it like bros?

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I have 2 female cousins and a male. That dude looks like he's in absolute hell.
I have all brothers and I don't know how I'd survive with siblings I'm not allowed to physically fight.

Warm, and full of love.

When you have a sister, you know that you someone who loves you unconditionally.

senpai

don't get pregnant, do your job

fucking shit, unless you're banging her in a really deep, weird loving way, like

Stop looking at hentai

"I always knew you were a whore. Have fun being the 'racks banging post, sis."

start packing on the weight and gain mass because sticc women dont cut it on the field.

POLICE THOSE EYEBROWS

dont go please. stay and marry me.

Imagine living with a girl that you have no intention of fucking. It puts things in perspective, like how fucking disgusting women are

If she's younger than you, you'll most likely end up hating each other's guts.
If she's older she'll most likely act like a control freak surrogate mother.
If you're both around the same age (~2 years), she's either drop out of your life completely, or you'll maintain a cordial relationship until one of you fucks it up.

>no intention of fucking
about that user...

That was so long ago. I wonder how many dudes she fucked.

Pretty cool. My sister is 6 though I’m 26. She’s just so funny . It’s different when she’s old enough to be your child

Is she an accident?

I've got a better idea, why don't we go back home and have sex?

my sister is older than me and lives pretty far away. we were always really close as kids but when she left for college it really hasn't been the same since. i guess it's just something about someone who was so important to you not being there during some of the most painful growing years of your life. so for me its unfortunately a sad experience

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Literally this

A-user.. Ideally your whole family will love you unconditionally

W-what? What do you mean by that?

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Dunno what was wrong with your family but my sis was and is my strongest advocate.

Royal PITA

No. user, YOUR situation is A-typical.

How tight is she? Greentext pls.

>Who brings their own water bottle to a restaurant?
Me. Drinks at restaurants are possibly the most overpriced thing in this world, it's insulting.

>how fucking disgusting women are

This. Even the most slobby, neckbearded, greasy Jow Forumsommando's room probably doesn't look that much worse than the average woman's does.

>tfw two ultra liberal sisters

I tend to get into a lot of arguments about gun control, welfare, and isreal.

Dont

Join the Air Force

youtube.com/watch?v=mZpjk_QWpac&list=WL&index=7

Honestly this Tell her that every soldier and his CO is going to try and get into her pants.
If she wants to keep her honor and dignity then she better keep 'em shut.

PO-Lice THOSE FOURhead MOOOStaches!

How do you talk sense I to your si lings. At all? I would tell her not to go at all.

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>What do you tell her?
avoid deployment
don't kill anyone
find a mos in technology/medical
be the quiet one
don't get killed
you've done something stupid but you can recover and do a stem degree
drop out in basic, no one will care

Salty coins

"Why didn't you join the Marines? Enjoy shoveling dead rats in the bunker for the next couple years."

Nightmarish during puberty, great now we are adults.

>whats it like bros?

Another person not to speak to

Who orders a sandwich in a restaurant?

>heh, ya should have went navy. we put men on the moon ya know.
>*sips*

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Don't let anyone film your bukakke sessions. Make everyone put their phone in a drawer before hand since it's hard to see if anyone's filminng when your eyes are full of semen

Wow, fuck. Imagine them eating each other's asses.