I want to get to know my fellow Jow Forums.
1. Got married on a beach, as I stood there during the ceremony with my soon to be wife all I could think about was how I wished I was out on the water having fun and not getting married.
2. I remember the night our only child was conceived three years later, because we have sex twice that year. That time we did it I had my eyes closed the whole time and pretended to make love to my college girlfriend I was madly in love&lust with and haven't seen or heard from in 10+years.
3. The night before my wife gave birth, she forced me to have sex with her because she heard it made delivery easier. I told her I didn't want to and she started trying to make me hard, eventually making me shove my limp dick in her doggystyle and pretended to come.
4. Four months ago she wants to have sex again for the first time since she gave birth. She made all sorts of crazy noises completely out of character and embarrassing, and her vagina was so open I did not even know if I was in it felt like I was dipping it into a bathtub.
5. I'm typing all this with my hands covered in my mother in laws urine who pissed herself on my living room couch because she is 300 lbs and too tired to get up. She is not incontinent, she just was "too tired" and "thought only a little bit would come out".
6. Most nights before bed I look towards the closet where I have my 45/70 Ridge runner with hsm bear loads and think about suck starting it. I only don't because I believe suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
6 personal secrets, one must involve a firearm
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thanks, this makes all of my problems seem pretty minor by comparison. I appreciate that.
don't suck start the rifle.
use it to kill your wife and mother in law
Glad I could help.
Bad advice friend murdering you wife is a no go.
1. I hate my job but I need the money so I stick it out. Im a cop.
2. I often wonder if I settled and got married too early. She was only the second person I ever dated.
3. I love my daughter but holy shit parenting is a nightmare. I don’t want to have a second kid. Don’t go into it lightly lads.
4. I legitimately suspect I’m on the autism spectrum and it just never went noticed. I can’t empathizing with anyone, among other things.
5. I live in Florida and hate it.
6. I regret buying lots of cheap firearms as opposed to a few high quality firearms. I own more century guns then any other brand.
Just think about the kid. Hopefully he won't turnout to be a dipshit
Shit man are you me? Except for the mother in law thing, my MIL is a fox and I wish my hands were covered in her fluids. My plan for suicide if it comes to it is a carbon monoxide nap (seems peaceful)
> got married on a beach
> live with my wifes family
> I curse my bad thinking and moral weakness daily
> I've been ingesting my own seed for a year now (feel bad about wasting that energy)
> dead end job, retirement plan is suicide
> at least I can still go shooting once every 2-3 months.
>I'm stagnating in my job and need to study more but I can't motivate myself
>I absolutely hate AR's and AR owners. It's a shitty boring gun and their owners are always mall ninja douche bags that drive lifted trucks
>I legitimately wish I was either an anthro leopard or an anthro tiger
>I can't fap to normal porn any more
>I think gun shows are a waste of time and money
>I hate new yorkers and californians
Holy fucking christ what the fuck kind of thread did I get into
Here goes
>22 and virgin soon to be 23
>this fact weighs heavy on my mind every days because all Ive ever wanted from life is to fuck like an animal every weekend since i was 13
>been hated and scorned by everyone around me till roughly 19, now I guess I just blend in with society
>fucking hate my life day to day
>cant find a job that I dont fucking hate because theyre all shitty entry level burger flipping faggot jobs, I just wanted to be a biologist and do interesting shit
>hate going to college because all the faggots around me make me lose additional hope I didnt even know I had
>I bought an ar15 when I had the money years ago when I wanted a WASR more, only on the notion that ar15 is more standard, common and versatile in america, yet I fucking hate ar15s and I fucking despise 223 more than any other round
>too fucking broke to buy anything else, and ive seen multiple dream aks slip through my fingers
The 54r in my closet looks more appetizing every day, despite the fact ive been wanting to kill myself since a very young age, yet somehow I still havent yet on the sole fact that I dont want to disapoint my parents more than I already have.
The .22 looks pretty nice too, I feel like i deserve the suffering that one would bring.
1. Been coming to this site since 2005 and have never once participated in anything anime related.
2. I honestly do not understand waifu/idol culture and how people can be so obsessed with people that don't exist.
3. I smoked and rolled my own as an excuse to step away for 10 minutes at a time and have thoughts to myself. I quit a year ago and not having the excuse for a moment alone has made me edgy.
4. My wife and I have been trying for a child for 3 years now. She has PCOS and that has made it very difficult along with my derpy-ass swimmers. She feels like a failure and a disappointment as a wife despite her being the best wife a man could hope for in every regard. She wants to know how I am handling my sperm analysis and I can't bring myself to tell her how emasculated I feel. It seems so trivial compared to her issues. We've gone through every fertility regimen that doesn't cost a minimum of $5000 and adoption is out of our price range for the next several years ($35000 on average and that is with no guarantee the mother won't decide at the last minute to keep the baby.)
To make things worse her 18 year old sister is on her second unintended pregnancy (father unknown).
5. I'm the rock that everyone relies upon to weather the storm and I have to keep that front because so many people rely on me. I can't let them see that I'm crumbling apart.
6. I know ARs are good rifles. I just never have "fun" shooting any of them. .45 AARP is my favorite pistol round to shoot and no amount of memes will take that joy away.
You sound like a coastal nogunz
Are you me?
Ha, fag
Just steal some of her sister's babies desu
salty obese ARfag detected
This makes sense in a way.
>Nogunz
>"y-y-you're fat and have gunz! Ha!"
Reddit sounds more your speed.
1. I have a 12" dick
2. I have a 13" dick
3. I have a 14" dick
4. I have a 15" dick
5. I can make four girls cum at once with no hands and while smoking.
6. I can shoot a gun and then shoot the bullet I just shot right out of the sky.
My wife actually offered to take the child but her sister wants to keep it.
>calling people nogunz when you get called out
Post pics of your anderson arms build
Shit man, I'm sorry to hear that.
That's an important piece of information.
Are you a 5" chinese man with a loli fetish and a hunkering desire for pickles?
If so, definately fucking not.
>getting married when you don't want to and there's no baby out of wedlock
Who do people do this?
Who was english