What's protecting you when you drop a fat log?

What's protecting you when you drop a fat log?

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the only thing glocks are good for is being in a plastic bag in the upper deck

this chick stands guard

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what's the best way to use a urinal when concealed carrying?

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I shit my pants as an adult once too. Flu or something and couldn't make it back to my place in time. I just wrapped my undies in toilet paper and threw it away in the trash at a grocery store

you jewed your Mak.....

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The fucking zipper you retard.

Taint carry

Remember that fat fuck who was taking a shit in a public restroom and had his gun sitting in his pants, and a greasy spic slithered under the stall door, stole his gun, and ran off before he could react?

>dropping your pants to take a shit

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Just sit and pee, what are people gonna do, bully you? You've got a gun.

My 8" throbbing erection.
Anyone who dares break into the stall is going to get raped by a naked, shitting guy.

The ungodly smell

Peanut butter glawk

The smell

Like normal?

Nigga ur tiny

Op why did you shit in your pants and post it??

>reverse image search
>no results found

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Gross you fat sack of shit.

Double check that you're handling the correct gun.

fat and pathetic

who else here takes huge painful shits? mine usually kill the toilet so i'm a master at plunging

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The stink keeps me safe.

what grip is that

lol is this from the onion's mw3?

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Absolute disgust

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Not OP, but the Makarov looks cyberpunk as fuck with the FAB Defense grip. I think that must be the one design that company has done right. Truly high tech, low life!

Everytime I feel bad about being myself, something reminds me why I should be glad I am who I am.

Thank you for reminding me that there is someone out there more pathetic than me.

I want to impregnate that trailer park princess

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You need to get shot

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Nice carpet.

>Full Auto Vz.58
Snippity Snap you violated the NAP

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Holy fuck that's ASH

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