Started coming across images like this, sometimes of the 'there's in the basement', strangely often. Yet, most of the responses are of fear, and there's only a handful of people that answer with use of a gun, and fewer still that mention the possibility of engaging in honorable single combat with a blade. I recognize most peasants have never come across the art of the sword since it was largely supplanted, yet how doth these fools think to defend thine homes? One such as mineself cant scarely believe thus idiocy.
Started coming across images like this, sometimes of the 'there's <X prize> in the basement', strangely often. Yet...
Benjamin Baker
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Kevin Gomez
>art of the sword
Yeah I'm gonna fuck that thing. I'm going to ram my dick into it.
>my house, my rules
Angel Foster
UwU
Christian Young
Dab on it HARD with my bright green Glock then do a fortnite dance
Kevin Allen
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
>6 foot bolt blasts through the beast and out its ass
Samuel Ross
Help my dad up and bring him to bed. He clearly fell while getting his halloween costume from the basement.
Jace Lee
FPBP
Henry Carter
Why are so many Jow Forumsommandos furfags?
Jose Edwards
Sometimes I had dreams about weird beasts and monsters trying to kill me, but then out of sheer willpower I managed to convince myself it was fuckable (I'm a semi-lucid dreamer) and it became. Now I barely ever get nightmares and often end up with wet dreams, monsters turning into hot Amazon goddesses. Seems like nofap saved me from nightmares because of my lack of sexual activity.
Elijah Powell
It's not a furry thing, it's a moral thing. There's some otherworldly entity trespassing in my house, in my realm, my domain.
That shadowwolfnigger's gonna get raped.
Sebastian Wilson
Is it a female of breeding age and can give informed consent?
Wyatt Wood
It should've thought about consent when it broke into my house.
>giving shadowwolfniggers the same rights as people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>r/liberalgunowners
You gotta go home, bub.
Michael Cruz
Finally, a man of culture I can see eye to eye with.
Lucas Young
>can give informed consent?
Are we Tumblr now or what?
Asher Stewart
That sounds kind of cool. I have dark souls dreams where I just keep respawning and trying to kill them. It would be nice if I could respawn and fuck them over and over.
Oliver Reed
Jaxon Harris
1. Stop fapping.
2. When you're in your dream, tell yourself really hard what you want to happen. When I'm even allowed to think in dreams seems random, but when you're somewhat lucid, seize the opportunity.
3. Tell yourself over and over again that the monster is hot and a fuckable female. Keep doing it.
4. When it tries to attack you, don't fight, but don't freeze either. Channel all your willpower into fucking the thing.
5. Keep fucking until dream ends. It can't kill you if you're dicking it and supplying it with orgasms.
6. Clean up your room when you wake up.
Lucid dreaming takes a while to figure out, as far as I know there is no definitive strategy besides wishing something HARD. Once you figure it out tho, everything in your dreams is potentially your bitch. But you'll end up dreamfucking weird things and people tho (like cousins and siblings) so be careful
Gavin Walker
It's not that weird, I already want to fuck my cousin and aunts. She was making eyes at me the last time I was over there and her mom caught her so now we don't see each other on the holidays.
Logan Myers
Not a furfag, I just had to say it.
Also, you don't fully control your dreams, and the nature of creatures/people in dream is vague and changes a lot. First you approach a shadowwolfnigger, next second you're fucking a 6'5" Aryan-Slav goddess with dark grey skin and long curly hair.
Jack Green
>trying to rape something with claws and teeth
>not knowing the Rules
Wew kiddo.
Michael Evans
There is still hope, gotta tap that cousin ass and get that pure Hapsburg/Ptolemaic bloodline going.
Connor Cooper
Nah. I think she got preggo with a Mexican boyfriend. The ship has sailed and I'm all out of female cousins. At best she will have a daughter and in 18 years I'm back in business.
Juan Martinez
Once more into the fray
Into the last good fight I'll ever know
Live or die on this day
Live or die on this day
Brody Harris
Yif
Juan Walker
where did you come accross these? /x/ or reddit?
Because kommandos have a limited, yet effective, strategy for dealing with spoopy cryptonigglets:
>rape
>shoot
>rape+shoot
>shoot+rape
Zachary Myers
One last one:
>shoot+rape the fresh gsw
Henry Morales
You forgot
>Seduce, then fuck and turn it into a hot human female with the power of concentrated nofap semen
Cameron Wright
Jordan Long
>That shadowwolfnigger's gonna get raped
Yeeehaw partner, thats exactly what i want to hear from you guys
>pic related
Jayden King
Yeah making it your gf (male) is way more of a power move.
Leo Smith
Dylan Torres
Way to ruin the mystery, faggot.
Logan Hughes
Why should I hurt him?
>Wrruuff! Do you wanna Yiff?
And so I got a cute battle buddy
Carter Clark
Would pat and give snack/10
Lucas Hill
pull the trigger, tonight
Easton Mitchell
>see this
>rape with impact wrench
>see this
>commit suicide to keep myself from becoming an actual furfag
Bentley Ward
Is there a 1/2" adapter for dragon dildos? Asking for a uh... no reason.
Cooper Flores
>Why are so many furfags Jow Forumsommandos?
Bentley Wright
Samuel Young
Zachary Jackson
Degenerates have to stick together. Remember that.
Joshua Baker
> How I killed a furry: the picture
Thomas Jones
scream and run because the furries that i killed in my basement have come back to murder me
Andrew Nguyen
>three days on vacation
>skinwalker only manages to get to the stairs
>sip
>bounce empty can off head
>drag back downstairs
>rape repeatedly
>play bon jovi the entire time
>chain it back up
>go mow the lawn
Camden Russell
Ah, skinwalker pussy. Now that's a drink.
Grayson Rodriguez
Have my 450 Bushmaster next to my desk. Have been working up some seriously insane 300 grain soft point loads moving at about 2300fps.
Poor thing will probably be liquified. Shame.
Jaxson Hernandez
>pussy
Camden White
I want to (possibly) get this payout I might be eligible for so that I can buy a nitro express double rifle and have it engraved with a werewolf and load it with silver bullets
Grayson Brown
well i don't know about wolfniggers but we do know what would happen if it was a spider
Elijah Kelly
obligatory
Daniel Russell
Dylan Smith
Those pictures makes me a bit uncertain...
John Russell
>See this coming up my stairs
>What would you do
>I installed a doggy door case a puppy wanna come on in
Pet it ya dip. He's just looking for belly rubs and affection, user
Levi Adams
"Max, I know you're hungry but you have diabetes. No more food, no more treats - not till tomorrow. Now GO! GO LAY DOWN!"
Jaxon King
Quality
Landon Campbell
i was put in the screencap nice
Matthew Hill
Wrong mentality. Use some empathy.
Imagine being that monsterfurry-thing crawling up in my basement the day of Christmas when all the sudden I open the door like pic related
Its my 3th Christmas alone, I haven't speak with any real human beside forced social interaction (all of which made me feel sad). As a matter of fact the most humanity I get I get it here where a bunch of Americans veterans keep reminds me how much a failure I am for being European, for having my country taken by immigrants, for not having cool weapons, for being a defective loser who has signed himself 4 times in the Italian army and got rejected with the most bullshit excuses.
Considering that poor thing crawling towards me while drunk, on anti depressive and weed.
Chainsaw or not I would not want to be that thing.
If I kill it I win, it It kills me I WIN and if it tortures me and kills me slowly I still win a big time.
I have nothing that keeps me bounded to this land but fear and cowardice.
I know for sure that people like me had a place back in the day. I was meant to be canon fodder in a war, to die in my guts and shit at the first assault, but the world has gone insane and they have left me here stagnating like a rotten body. Even that function and that dream is not gonna manifest. And I see no reason to fear a creature that has come into my house to free me.
Merry Christmas Jow Forums
Charles Turner
"Liberal gun owners" will ignore this post
Connor Smith
That's just my pupper. He wants to snuggle in bed with us.
Liam Ortiz
*unzip*
Alexander Peterson
thats some cunt in a fursuit you fucking queers, even more reason to send it back to the pit
Wyatt Murphy
You ok m8?
Tyler Wright
Nigger learn how to use MS paint.
William Phillips
lick pawbs
Charles Cook
i came into this thread for almost porn not feels
Liam Kelly
You unironically need to go trail hiking and get out some. Start there and slowly integrate back with society.
Daniel Richardson
>Don't_just_stand_there_come_on_in.jpg
Jonathan Perez
Never change, Jow Forums
Oliver Hernandez
Lol, close the door and brace it. Mother fucker can't even walk.
Xavier Sanchez
excuse me, but degenerates aren't allowed to have based 5.45x39, please give away to someone worthy and acquire a furfag 7.62x39 AK instead, or even worse, a 223 AK. Preferably a 100 series style carbine in 223, as those are the ugliest and most retarded.
Hudson Allen
That was glorious. I never understood the monstergirl meme until now.
Now cobwebs turn me on.
Brody Scott
Anyone got a skinwalkers pussy greentext,? Asking for a friend. A very degenerate friend.
Josiah Evans
No!
Only from my dead cold paws!
Parker Phillips
were to cop bayonet?
Joseph Campbell
Unfortunately no, but they're shapeshifters, so presumably it affects their internals too. Think about that for a bit.
Noah Parker
Coming up? Push it back the fuck down, who comes up the stairs on all fours anyway? Furry shitlords.
Tyler Martin
based and owopilled
Jordan Foster
I decided that when I will finally snap, and I will, drag some open border leftist into my basement. I will make a video, like those that ISIS and the Mexican Cartel does.
But since I know those leftists take themselves very seriously, and they imagine their Death to be something solemn, and martyful then I will play this kind of music while I smash hammer their legs and then procede to castrate them.
youtube.com
Even better some (((director))) will have to make a propaganda movie over "muh nazi" about my deeds and they will be force to play this song during the most horrific music.
I tell you they better call some super jewish director, because no way they are gonna make it sound anything but wonderful.
Thomas Wright
Genltemen, set aside your fears of the government taking your guns because you prefer anime girls to real women and post about duh jews and politician assassination best day of my life on Jow Forums. This is the kind of "off color" comment that gets cops sent to people's doors at 5am and this guy is what red flag laws are made for and unless the states go full stalin people like this will be the only targets.
Logan Mitchell
>he doesn't tunnel from a pi-hole to a VPN to 2 proxies
ok user, you believe what you need to believe
Joseph Wilson
>He thinks that's secure
Your hardware itself and the network protocols you rely on have multiple undisclosed vulnerabilities requested by the state. If they want to go full stalin they have it set up pretty well. Right now, they know, but it can't be admitted in court. Which means they know well enough to stroll by your house and happen upon something that can be admitted as evidence in court.
Nicholas Taylor
For fuck's sake Jow Forums is there anything you won't rape?
Tyler Hill
nice try CIA
Cameron Jones
So they can become anything, anytime.
Oh good god think of the possibilities
Josiah Sullivan
You are implying a lot of things in your message about my fantasy, better.
My novel that I am writing.
However let me wish you a happy Hannukah.
Actually do you know any jewish publisher that is interested in my book?
Also happy Hannukah
Matthew Long
Looks like a standard l1a1 a3 bayonet. Picked one up at my local gun show a while back, theyre fairly common.
Jonathan Moore
Rape it
Justin Ortiz
>go mow the lawn
If you were smart, you’d teach the critter how to cut the yard.
Jaxson Lewis
Really want to see this greentext was mentioning
Joshua Myers
Gavin Gonzalez
I'm gonna fuck it.
Benjamin Butler
Can God create a rock so heavy that he coudnt move it?
Would love to bondage it and lick all the skinwalker p**y
Juan Cook
>close door
>go upstairs
>put on horizon blue uniform with 1915 Adrian
>carefully wrap putees'
>grab M1907/15 and Rosalie bayonet plus Ruby pistol
>wheel phono graph next to door
>play youtube.com
>open door
>affix rosalie bayonet
>ILS NE PASSERONT PAS!
>bayonet charge it
Lincoln Diaz
>turn it into a human
Pleb taste detected.
Nicholas Morgan
Are there more of this?
>user...what are you...stop that is my...oh mother nature...sto..lic...oh user..OH user OH WYwgruewjvwidbeFTDRTV *takes your head from between her legs* * starts riding you furiously while makin animal noises*
Anthony Clark
>"No! I must yiff the furries!" he shouted
>the radio said "No user, you are the furries"
>And then user was a furry.
Andrew Jackson
Would stick dick in/10
Jaxson Cox
John, is that you? You're not the only degenerate here.
Maybe /lit/ can help us out. Jow Forums requests skinwalker pussy greentexts.
Elijah Barnes
I mean humanoid thing that's more fuckable.
Grayson Roberts
ISFP