Your battle buddy Ash Ketchum invites you over for Netflix & Chill

>your battle buddy Ash Ketchum invites you over for Netflix & Chill
what do you do?

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NASTY THYROID SCAR

>s-sorry user

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I have just the thing!

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>oh goodie I'll outflank them

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>wat do?
become confused and start arguing with my boner

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I wonder who this pokemon trainer is and how he got my Vkontakte account; as I beat hopeless Russian conscripts into whoredom for muslims in Dagestan. It's good to be sergeant in Russian Army.

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show puffy nipples

I Netflix & Chill with my battle buddy Ash Ketchum, of course.

Politely decline and go home to my fat white southern gf

If they have cute socks, we can Netflix & Chill, if not I'm going to punch a homo in the face and go get nachos.

This is why US Army is no more strongest in the world.

Has that got a penis?

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YES SIR

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Cum deep in her boipussy

No it’s a 8 inch clit

are knee socks cute?
when I say derringer I hope you understand what I am referring to

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>yes sir
She is only E-4

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why does this twink on estrogen have smaller gyno than me

there is no need to be frustrated

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It's now the sexiest in the world, which is what really matters.