GUYS. CHRISTMAS IS TOMORROW. WAIT A FUCKING DAY TO POST PICTURES, AT LEAST.
Jack Reed
A ton of awesome milsurp, plus a couple other things!
The gunsticles gave me quite the chuckle and so did all the writing on the helmet and box. I already put the sling on my AR and I'll be breaking into these MRE's the next time I go camping.
I'll be at a family gathering, had to open it up when I had the time.
Jacob Ortiz
I don't care if you open it, just wait to post the pictures. Threads of unboxing are going to be open until January I bet because of grinch relief.
Aaron James
Many thanks to the Finnish user that gifted me an m05 frost parka, it’s a rare thing in my country and pretty valuable, well over the budget I signed up for. I’ll be using it when I go wild camping next year in Scotland. Merry Christmas.
Awesome stuff Swiss user! Jacket fits me perfectly and the Victorinox will be a highly valued part of my edc. Hope you have a comfy christmas yourself.
It is Jow Forumsristmas in many places already and we have participants all over the world! More to the point, many folks (myself included) will be spending the day with family tomorrow, so opening and posting photos a day early is absolutely fine.
>guy i sent defender2 and fucking CVC helmet doesn't even post >Bigboss doesn't even open what waifu sent him >can't do unboxing since waiting for axe I just wanted to post here ;_;
Jason Cruz
>tfw it's Christmas eve, the mail already came, and no sekret santa deliveries.
>Twas the night before Jow Forumsristmas, when all through the field-house >Not a stal/k/er was stirring, not even a mouse; >The cosmoline stocks were hung by the chimney with care, >In hopes that the Murder Jow Forumsube would soon be there
>The Jow Forumsommandos were nestled all snug in their beds, >While visions of Operating danced in their heads. >And user with his Shemagh and Velcro cap >settled down for a long winter fap.
>When out from the garage there arose such a clatter >I looked up from pornhub, my sock filled with splatter >Away to my safe I flew with a flash >I gazed upon my massive gat stash
>The Night Vision goggles scanned new-fallen snow >Gave the lustre of mid-day to chicken tendies below. >When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, >But a gang of inner city scholars with innocent tears.
>With a little grin, so lively and quick, >I knew in a moment I should take my pick. >A quick shitpost on Jow Forums, advice they came, >And they whistled, shouted, and called my gats by name!
>Now, Scatter! now, Blaster! now, Home Defender! >On, Stopper! On, Solver! on, Brown Person Blender! >To the top of the porch! to BUILD A WALL! >Now dash away! CASTLE DOCTRINE BRAWL
>As moist panties before the hot hornady fly, >When these inner city youth meet stopping power, mount to the sky. >So up to the house-top the negroes they flew, >With the lowriding pants full of my Toys, and their problem solvers too
I think he just wants a reply regarding what he sent his target
Tyler Barnes
>And then, in a sniggering, I heard on the roof >The prancing and pawing of each little Air Jordan-hoof. >As I stroked my throbbing head, and was turning around, >Down the chimney St NegroClaus came with a bound.
>He was dressed in purple fur, from his head to his foot, >And his skin was all tarnished with ashes and soot. >A bundle of bikes he had flung on his back, >And he looked like a peddler, just hoping for some crack.
>His bloodshot eyes-how they twinkled, how merry! >His cheeks were like roses, his nose like two cherry's! >His giant lips gave off a glow >And the ash of his elbow was as white as the snow.
>The glass of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth, >And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath. >He had a broad face and a little round belly, >That shook when he sniggered, like a handle of malt liquor jelly!
>He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, >And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself! >AWW SHHHHEEEEIIIIT, he loudly said >As I loaded my gat and pumped him full of lead
>He spoke not a word, as I went to work >And filled all his stockings, then turned with a jerk. >And the other negroes suddenly froze >My micro-penis was exposed with no clothes
>The sprang as I sprayed, to his team gave a holla, >”Yo nigga lets bounce, this white boy has a problem solva”. >But I heard someone exclaim, ‘ere they drove out of sight, >"Happy Jow Forumshristmas to all, and to all a good-Jow Forumsnight!"
Who says I haven't opened it? I just did my unboxing and your waifu's awesome gift was the first one I opened!
Please tell her I very much like the drawing and card very much! The drawing looks damn cool and I especially appreciate the fact that she modeled the pistol after my carry gun!
Now onto my gift match...I got spoiled this year comrades. D from Indiana, you are an extraordinary kommando and I want to thank you very much for your thoughtful gift! I got a good chuckle out of the wrapping paper when I opened the first box!
First let me note the awesome surp I received! I am a huge fan of swiss surplus and this parka is amazing, I actually gifted one of these to someone last year and was sad I couldn't keep it for myself - now I have my own! D, you got the size perfect man, it fits damn well. I can't wait to wear this up in the mountains. It's super nice to have the pack that goes with it too!
The duffle bag is great too! I will definitely get some use out of it, it feels very sturdy. Finally, major thanks for the shoes and socks, I love wool socks (great for hiking) and the shoes are just about dead on the right size!
As if all that wasn't enough man I was blown away by the other stuff as well. I got an 80% AR lower and barrel! I can't wait to finish this in the new year and take it out to the range man, thank you so much for this. Nothing could be more Jow Forums related than the gift of a firearm!
Thanks much for the ammo as well, especially the 6.5 Swede, I love shooting that rifle but almost never get a chance to do so since ammo is so uncommon. The earpro is awesome too! Finally the books - you managed to get two items that I am absolutely thrilled about. I've always wanted to read Black Lagoon - right up my alley in terms of taste - but have never done so. As for the Liddell-Hart book, you didn't know this but I have long been wanting to read a good treatment of Gustavus Adolphus, so seeing that name on the cover alone was enough to get me excited. I'm fascinated by the other figures as well and very much look forwarding to reading this!
You got me so much that it was hard to fit everything into the frame for a collective shot. Thank you so much man, I am thoroughly pleased. You have really made my Jow Forumsristmas. All the best to you and your family, and have a wonderful holiday!
>package stuck in transit since last monday, when it was supposed to arrive at my house Uncle Ted had a point about the mail, but this is starting to change my mind
Package scheduled to arrive today. Tracking info says delivered. Rush home. No package in sight. Goddammit post office, get your shit together. I don't think there's any kind of package theft problem around here, but the post office did deliver some of my neighbors mail to me last week.
Dominic Allen
>an ax to do your transgender surgery with
OOOwOOO what a lovely begining :DDD this'll turn out nicely
Well I'll be damned :j This is a wernderferl chrerstmers!! Thank You so much Erick from cummiefornia!! You've truly made this a wonderful place I'll be sure to get hacking away at my cisgender bits right away, whilst snacking on my favorite colors and drowning my sorrows!
Maybe some of us are Latin and tend to unbox some gifts on the 24th
Charles Gomez
Also a thing in some american families. You get to chose one gift to unbox on the eve and the rest is during actual christmas.
Samuel Hernandez
Merry Jow Forumsristmas user!
Now time to find that postal worker :^}
Jeremiah Lee
Ok I live in Texas and my family’s a mix of Mexican and Basque so I wasn’t sure if it was normal outside of that judging by all these guys sperging about it.
Blake Cook
Also, if you're short by 1 pug, I think he snuck his way into ur box before you sent it.. bth though I wouldn't mind keeping him
Third gift: a hand clay thrower. I'm starting to get a skeet shooting vibe in this set. I've got one already, but it's nice to have another if I'm out with 3 folks, then I can get two clays up at once.
Fourth gift: A C.E. Schmidt work/shooting vest. I really like the way this vest looks. The fleece is really comfortable, better than my blaze orange vest. Since I'm a skinny and tall boi, its a little big for me, but with a jacket, it fits perfect. It's also got a pocket on the inside for a phone.
And finally: a nice note. I really enjoy this set of items. I love skeet/trap shooting and dove hunting, but I never have anyone to do it with. Only time I get to do it is when I'm in Missouri with my gramps. I also apologize for the small wish list, this was my first se/k/ret Santa event, so I really didn't know what to do. I normally collect ww2 and cold war mil-surp, but these items will see much more use than most of my mil-surp. Thank you Florida user for going out of your way to get these gifts for some random user, and for making my first se/k/ret Santa a memorable one. Bless the Jow Forumsube, and have merry Jow Forumshristmas.
Thanks for the gift, Yang! Fucking love the ESEE-4 Rowen, that thing is going to rock once I find a sheath for it. The lemon chicken corn nuts are... interesting... and I'll be gorging myself on the rest of the candy tonight. Not sure wether to put the zergface sticker on my AK stock, my car, or my computer. Descisions descisions... Merry Christmas, my friends.
Aaand i already cut myself with it on accident. The blade is now baptised with blood. I am nothing if not clumsy, but god *damn* is this thing sharp!
Jordan Barnes
>all these guys sperging about it The form on the website says to wait until christmas. I'm just disappointed more than I am sperging, cause even Boss posted his like a goober.
Owen Bailey
This thread is making me anxious to sned my package so I can see it posted but im still waiting on things from the interwebs to complete it!
Jonathan Robinson
Merry Christmas user! Glad you like the knife.
Just so you know the stickers aren't outdoor rated so it won't last long on your car. t. /o/ stickerfag
Blake White
Had a friend go and pick it up from parcel pending and snap a pic, unfortunately can't open it til Jan 4th. can't fucking wait.
Only just now remembered the se/kret santa thread, merry christmas to you, norwayfag!! If you got any questions about the stuff in there just shoot me a message at @FEDPOL on telegram
Also have fun with the glittery herpes, you'll never get rid of it, as the note said :D
Levi Butler
Also posting the stuff i got from the danish bro! The cheese is very similar to my favorite swiss gruyere, but it's a bit softer and tastes fattier, delicious! The jacket and the wool pullover fit me perfectly and the rest of the stuff is great too! Thank you so much!
Well holy shit, guy actually gave you a real issued jacket
I at least hope you were smart enough to borrow one from an unlocked closet or something similar
Oliver Bell
Still no posts or package from my guy, got grinched this time. Anyway, Gavin from CA, did your package arrive yet? If not, check your mailbox. I sent it out on the 20th
Carter Murphy
Heinrich! You know I opened early, but here are the photos I have! 1/4 So much! The axe and mask are super cool! I sharpened the axe and even featured it in the last video.
