What would the best way to protect my house from home invasion tonight?
What would the best way to protect my house from home invasion tonight?
spend the entire previous year being bad
It a little late for that.
razor blades in the mince pie or cookies
Maybe you'll get a substitute instead
There's still time to cram it all in
Quickly. Throw eggs at your neighbor's house, OP.
He will still come he will just leave coal.
*prostitute
Fire in the fireplace.
Just don't go to bed. Get your sips on and stay by the door, I guarantee you he'll never show up.
What should I be armed with if he shows up.
Your cock
PENIS
Where can I get one?
Ask around on grindr
You need an official Red Ryder,carbine action, two-hundred shot range modelair rifle!It's the best thing for home defense
Source?
Aim for the eyes
>throwing your gains at someone else's house
Never gonna make it
I legit panicked at my grandparents house on Christmas eve when i was 7 and a fire was in the fireplace. I thought Santa wouldn't be able to get down the chimney with a fire burning.
Move to London.
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