Does America even need the Marine Corps? What do they do that the army doesn't?

Does America even need the Marine Corps? What do they do that the army doesn't?

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Your mom

Someone should make a fucking pasta to drop in these bi-weekly threads. Fuck you.

We are an amphibious fighting force that act as America's 911 force.

That's where you're wrong.

...the Army also does OP's mom.

OP, that Marine did you a favor by "stealing" your girlfriend.
She wasn't wife material and you weren't a good match anyway if she was willing to leave you for someone else.

So does the Air Force.

The Navy does OPs dad, tho

What about the Coasties?

Puddle pirates get fucked by OP

Just stop by some motivated captains attempt to rile people up after being a stick in the mud. He'll tell ya. America doesn't NEED a marine corps. It WANTS one.
so marines he good boys and girls k? Oorah semper fi

>America's 911 force.

That's literally Para rescue

>what, you fucked up?
>where are you dipshit?
>okay I'm gonna parachute onto your fucking stupid head in 6 minutes
>no, just me
>hey I hope you like getting assfucked because I don't do this shit for free neither

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No. The last time we tried getting rid of them, a bunch of Admirals and Generals formed a congressional lobby and thwarted the effort.

Actually be effective.

Semi-monthly

The standing army as we know it is illegal, as is the air force. All we need to protect our shores and overseas interests are the Navy and it's Corps of Marines.

>PJs are americas 911
>that entire bait copypasta
>that waste of dubs

OP you r a retard

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The army actually fights the war, the marines just dies in waves to reduce the enemy's ammo stockpile.

the honest answer is no
America wants the Marine Corps and it exist as long as America continues to want it.

america's army is too big and too wasteful
it would be vastly improved by reducing the size and funnelling the funds to tech
prove me wrong

Marines are naval invasion infantry

Someone has to eat all the glue and crayons

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They make you mad.

Why don't you, ya citified lefty? Show some fucking initiative.

Yeah, right.

Imagine a human being able to breath and yet also this fucking retarded.

The USMC is the only branch that has the ability to deploy for 6 months without congressional approval.

We don't. The USMC are literally a tax money embezzling scheme.
>t. Marine

>What do they do that the army doesn't?
ur mom.

>What do they do that the army doesn't?
Eat crayons and glue.

You are factually incorrect.

This but unironically

The Marine corps is the only service that integrates heavy land batallions, infantry units, naval elements and air units into a single command. If you send in the Marines you don't need to liason between the Navy, AF and army to get something done quickly

You're right OP. We should just roll the army into the marines.

Fight like actual warriors and not like fat body army queers.