How do you rub one out on a submarine?

How do you rub one out on a submarine?

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God created bunkmates for a reason

You wait for someone to bend over.

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Openly. Assert your dominance user, show no fear

Very quietly

kek

By making a hole to the outside. Duh.

This is what torpedo tubes are mainly used for during peace time, the entire crew just jerks off into a given tube, and when it starts to overflow they just flush it, launching seamen semen into the sea, man.

Some say this is how mermaids are made.

You got plenty of sailors to top, but plenty will want to be tops.

It's the Navy, just ask the guy next to you for a quick one.

With heart, faith, and skill. In the end, there can be only one.

empty the torpedo tube and lock yourself in there. pretty comfy i assure you.

Here’s a tip- if you stop when someone catches you jacking off, you’ve been caught

But if they catch you and you continue instead of stopping, and they’re still there, they’ll be watching you jack off

that might honestly be the smartest shit I ever read

There is a subtle brilliance with this post.

Genius.

RuNAVY conducts underwater tests of strategic unmanned vehicle (SUV) code name “Poseidon” (Status-6). Tests aim at checking “Poseidon” real nuclear engine which has been installed into SUV. Test’re going within protected sea area (White Sea ??)

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Look 'em in the eye, and finish like a boss.

this is the worst samefagging i've ever seen, consider suicide

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>19 replies
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Keep lurking, newfriend

Submarines.... 100 sea men go down... 50 couples come up

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EAT SHIT MEGA FAGGOT
WOOP WOOP

close teams always give rise to strong male friendship.

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