SE/K/RET SANTA 2018 - MERRY Jow ForumsRISTMAS UNBOXING! Thread 2

Comrades! The time has come! For at least some of us Jow Forumsristmas is only a few hours away, so I am officially opening the unboxing thread.

Post photos of what you received! Mail me screencaps of your photos to earn raffle entries!

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Email me at: [email protected]

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Play some wonderful festive content while you are opening your gift:
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Previous Thread:

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Take the greatest gift this Christmas day.

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My unboxing

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My Texas Santa, ITS TIME

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I'd better open carefully, don't want to disturb and nesting dildos.
>Thanks for the subdued box art, I can still look my apartment staff in the eyes.

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oh shit, wonder what these wrapped items could be...

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All safely unboxed!
>will have to look up a translation for the Vodka Runes

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Got a nice backplate for my glock also

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Well if these aint the coolest mags I've ever had...
Reminds me that I need to rewatch Alien

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Lookin mighty nice

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Thanks Santa!
I really appreciate the ammo you sent also, now I have no excuses not to go to the range!

Gave me a lot of inspiration for how I can step up my game for next year...

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Don't have the pics since I had to drive back up to school, but thanks Mr. Joe from NH for the wonderful Austrian parka and the satchel with supplies (my dad got angry when I attempted to test the flint'n'steel indoors). Hope you enjoy your 1907 Bayonet!!!

>will have to look up a translation for the Vodka Runes
этo для нaших гpeхoв
This is for our sins.

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Vodka runes say "This is for our sins."

To the man that sent me all this stuff thank you and merry Christmas I'm truly grateful and was really surprised and so much

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Some safety and surplus items, with some light reading

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Ushanka, space blanket

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Oh Shit Broseph! This is beyond what I expected! Here's the list:
>Obligitory anime tiddies
-40 rounds of Hornady Black 5.56 that will be loaded in to a 40 round mag posthaste!
-Some tasty spam!
>May not live long enough to be added to the hurricane supply stash
-A bitchin' Texas belt buckle!
-103rd Edition of the Shoter's Bible
-A super awesome hanging/ magnetic lantern that runs on AAs!! >The patrician's choice of battery. This will definitely be going right into the hurricane stash!
-And not one, but TWO Jow Forumsnives!
>an Ontario Knife RAT-3 and SOG Slim Jim, new EDC here I come!

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Shoes and a chemical hood
All curtisy of Jarman in Texas

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This is all fantastic! Thanks user, and Merry Jow Forumsristmas~!

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Merry Christmas, user! I hope you enjoy all of the 590 accessories, I sent you much of the same setup that I have, that safety is excellent.
>I have different furniture, but excellent choice in scattergat!
>let me know if you want anything else from Rothco, I'm a dealer and can dropship anything you want!
>also the smallest boot knife is for your dick. Gotta be ready for Penis Inspection day at the range.

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Can never go wrong with floof, ya did well fampai!
And those enlarged follower 10 round hexmags can replace the tiny asc and magpuls that barely stick out my ar! I used those 15 rounder versions before the ban, they work really well.

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Never played stalker huh? Its all good, Your gifts still brought me a smile. Gimme a burner email or a discord name and I'll add you bro

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I opened before Christmas and posted in a previous thread but didn't get a reply from my Santa.
Thank you Marine user from NC

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Pineapplebrit where are you?

And now, Tamamo No Mae is ready for battle!

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IowaBro, open my package you big nice nerd

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME THANK YOUUUU GOLDWAR AHHHHHH

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HAHAHA holy shiiit this fucking dreidel is hilarious, I actually busted out laughing. And the m60 poster is the shit! Thank you so much! Merry Christmas everybody! I love you all!

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Last but not least, what the hell hahahaha I assume this means "I love penis" or something. Thank you Goldwar. You made Christmas truly special. Thank you komrade.

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probably "daisuke chinchin" which is "I love cock/dick/penis"

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Lookin' real good, glad everything arrived safely and you enjoyed your gifts!

I opened mine earlier so reposting since I'm on the road right now.

I'm glad it worked out good for you. I wanted to send some ammo, but figured cash worked better since you could use it for other stuff too.

Discord is आश्वास#7884, I've got a Christmas Uncle Ted profile pic.

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My turn lads. Thank you Portland bro I hope all is well with you and that you have a Merry Jow Forumsristmas! My wife was a fan of the box art. She just doesn't understand that 2D>3D

Life's hard when you're retarded.

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Aww I won't do it now only because you told me not to.

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Nice haul! Thanks komrade!

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Slick patch too! Goes well with my other one!

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Thank you Ryan from KY, just tested surplus in cold weather and i felt warm and toasty all the time. Only missing in this picture is warm long johns, but i tried to put everything in one go. Realy thank you again, it is the best gift i could recieve

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Digi... In case you dont look at the old thread... You coming this coming weekend, or like The NEXT weekend? Ill be off work this coming weekend but the next weekend might have to work

OwO

What do we have here?

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Museum grade! Merry kristmas!

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Fug, I'm jelly.

Digi im buying a new car(well new to me) thursday and could use a cruise if you would rather me come to you or meet at that range... Idc either way just tryin to make it easy on you... Also super stoked to meet my first Jow Forumsomrade prolly more so then the gift itself!!! Hoping your not a big black tranny furry as that might ruin it somewhat, but i'll still try my damndest to be polite if so! lol

Gonna need to put them filters in if you dont want to smell the farts bro!

I hope you two fuck and have lovely butt babies

>mfw i'm waiting for my guy to post
Kneon, hurry the fuck up. I need to know if you can use your gift.

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Lol I can smell the jelly from here! Its ok to be alone buddy... Just let it out... Its ok to cry!

Indiana Sean left you a message in the old thread

I'm not jelly, I'm genuinely happy for the two of you.

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I know ive said it multiple times already but... This SS has really brightened the shittiest time of the year for me... Normally im mad depressed right about now but ive got a smile on my face... Thank you Big Boss! And thank you Everyone thats not a cocksucking faggot grinch!!!! This has really made a difference and helped this user out!

Fenris from Florida, whenever you're ready.
-Seabass

Says the grinch

ALSO... Im pretty sure I did sign up for it but if Grinch relief is needed from me I will do what I can to pay it forward and aid the unlucky souls that got matched with a cocksucker! I'll email you later BB

Shout out to DigiFlora, thanks man.

Here is what showed up, still only two boxes. I hadn't planned on doing an AR build but I am now. Nice scope, now I have to get something to mount it to.

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>because I had to pay import tax on my package, I got the tracking number
>it's at LEAST a week away, maybe more

Also, I'm really anxious that my guy will feel like he got grinched, because I didn't send so much stuff people are posting in these threads. fuck.

Lmfao you just wait and see there fuck stick! My box is going to make Indiana Sean a happy man im almost sure of it! He would already have it if shipping was so fucking slow this time of year...Some of his requests weren't easily found in a brickand mortar, well honestly I didnt really look too hard lol... And he'd have 90% of it but he said it was cool to wait untill I get it all so I can ship one time!

If i were him i would sign up for grinch relief

Yeah but he's not a cocksucking faggot with a cleft asshole and a penectomy scheduled once the hormones start kicking in! So im not too worried

I figured lol

Thanks user, you really went above and beyond what I expected! The shirts fit great, and the knife is awesome. Gunna have to get the axe sharpened so I can put it in my hiking pack. Merry Christmas, and a happy new year.

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Awesome gifts user

Fuckin A, that mag is dope, and of course user has the absolute perfect AK for it to go in. Seriously, that mag would look out of place in pretty much any other AK, but that little bit of wear on the furniture and that fuckin sticker just make it work.
10/10

Ayy the knives made it through customs, was a little worried for a while
Glad you like em, sorry I couldn't match the pants and the coat though

I got a new a new Kydex Holster, and a new gun belt..

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Knives are okay if you have them at home, but i can not carry them in public places, so i think i will take ontario to woods when the snow melts and no one will see

If you're a leaf, sure you can. Just say it's for work.

Indiana Sean your address is "0511"... or is that a typo? The 0 leading is throwing me off!

I am more African colored land, despite fact i am from Baltic

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Colored is no longer the proper nomenclature... "Melanin RICH" is the new PC distinction!

What do you call that is that a booklet or poster card

ah shit you got some decent gear.

Is that a dummy mortar round?

Fuck dude. You’re missing so much. What. The. Fuck.

Jan your box came and its amaizing
ill eat the MRE tommrow and share the chocolate with my Croatian Jow Forumsomrades
i never expected the flecktarn but you really went above and beyond
thanks a lot mate hope you have a great new years eve aswell !

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Oh, that's neat actually. Interesting to see who ends up in the SS.

Also Im very very confused. Im shaun but not your target. You weren’t supposed to get me a gift.

Every year there is more international SS than last, this is quite good

I did say the one box arrived open. The Lowes card made it but I used already to get a new hand truck

Thanks so much MD user! I appreciate it so much!! Idk if you saw it in the other thread but I love it!

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Yeah it's wood. It's really cool

Thanks FL user! This was really well thought out. I'm blown away by it all. This everything I wanted. I got the furniture installed. Had to dremel out part of the stock to fit the trigger back in, but was pretty easy. I'll get the light on later. The scabbard is now loaded up with the shell caddies and bayonet attached. I also love Cracker Barrel! A few have opened up here recently and I love going.

Magpul Mossberg 590 furniture
Oversized Mossberg safety
Shotgun scabbard
2 shotgun shell pouches
M-9 Bayonet
Olight M-23 Javelot
Olight pressure switch
M-lok light mount
Three boot knives
Mauser bayonet
Mountain House freeze dried cheesecake and raspberry crumble
Chocolate covered espresso beans
Cracker Barrel Bacon Jerky

Thank you again and Merry Christmas!

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JOHN IN LOVELAND I WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE YOU OPEN YOUR GIFT, I'VE GOTTA FLY TO COLORADO, HOWEVER, THERE WAS A NOTE THAT ACCIDENTALLY WAS REMOVED FROM THE PACKAGE. I HOPE YOU LIKE THE STUFF MAN!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

PIC UNRELATED

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Looks like a mean cocktail there

Dank memes courtesy of big boss, unboxing to follow in a bit

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>My person hasn't posted their gift yet

Hopefully they're enjoying time with family...

here
You got that furniture installed quick! I'm glad you are enjoying your presents; I wasn't sure if Cracker Barrel made it out your way yet. Enjoy the Publix espresso bits, they are my go-to road trip snack!
>let me know if the urban camo hat is effective in your neck of the woods. Last year my target's hat was immediately appropriated by their little Jow Forumsommando. I would post the pics but i'm not sure where they went...

icujle did you get my package yet or do the horse gestapo still have it

O boy

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That feel when the gifts you sent asap in early November aren't part of the unboxing thread. Maybe the gifts weren't as cool as I thought :(

I haven't heard anything from my target and I was batch one. I did several shoutouts asking about sizing. I don't have any hopes in seeing it in the unboxing threads.

oWo what's this

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Where my wooby bois at

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