If you were tasked with taking back Constantinople how would you do it?

If you were tasked with taking back Constantinople how would you do it?

Hard mode no nukes

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I guess people just like it better that way.

>Unleash goats
>Sit on throne while everyone else are fucking goats

make a replica a few dozen miles away, sleep gas everyone, move them into the replica town

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

AIDS in the goats, donkeys, sheep, everyone will be dead in 2 years
profit

Unschism the Papists back to Orthodoxy, reunite Yugoslavia, get Putin to send some "revolutionaries totally unaligned with Russia" and enjoy Byzantium II: Electric Bogaloo

Same way we did it before eternal *nglo scum stopped us.

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it was the Catholics that gave Constantinople to the roaches

I'd probably start on the other side of the water in Istanbul, and make an amphibious landing into constantinople.

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PURGE THE SARACEN HERETICS
DEUS VULT

Air drop assasinate everyone, then find the Apple of Eden.

I see what you did there

Old fashioned gas attack. followed up by city wide sweeping
Should leave most the historical buildings just fine.

Will be extremely hard and we will take massive casualties.
First SOF parrachute in Hagia Sophia, take it over and hold it so roaches wont do anything to it in same time we blockade the ports and surround the city, we starve them, bomb themand shell them and give safe passage to anyone willing to leave, one only the most stubborn turks are left we send infantry and sof to exterminate the roaches in bloody room by room urban fighting. Then we go light our candles in the Hagia Sophia and all is as it should be again.

dip all the arms in pigs blood. use noise cannons to blast christmass music at them 24/7. do a scorched earth campaign

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maybe next time greece will pay their debts

Wouldn't using a nuke actually be counter productive?

Why they changed it, Bongs were losing a naval war with the Dutch so they took the war to the colonies, people just liked it better that way.

>implying the 4th crusade was anything other than a loot run
There were more Genoese and Venetian than imperial soldiers in the city on may 29 1453.

mines, and a prolonged siege lasting 6 months. while we are cutting off any form of support dig under the walls and lay down piles of black powder. all the while Nugget Marksmen pick off the defenders. one the wall has collapsed charge in and open the main gate's while a naval invasion hits the harbors

well that was a trip down memory lane

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>Drake Bell: old, poor, irrelevant and unemployed used up """chad""" who's still delusionaly living his glory days
>Greeks: old, poor, irrelevant and lazy used up """""Roman""""" empire still delusionaly living their glory days
Gee. I wonder who is behind this post.

Convene with the Angels to bring about the rise of the Marble Emperor from beneath the city

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Starve Turkey out with sanctions until the educated and wealthy "European" Turks start protesting for a new government. Watch as the country slowly slips into a civil war. Then proceed to block off the Dardanelles, invade, make a mock election to secede and declare it to become part of the Eastern Roman Empire again.

How many of you retards think the Ottomans renamed it Istanbul?

How else do you take back a ghetto? Have whites move in and price everyone out by maintaining nice houses and safe neighborhoods.

It was the Jews who did it wasn’t it

"Istanbul" is just a degraded form of the Greek "eis tan polin" or "going into the city".
They just called it what the locals called it: THE city.

Why they changed it I can't say

Ethnic bioweapon to target all Arab / Muslim phenotypes. Then move in 20 infantry divisions.

>No one mentions a shadow proxy war
>Perfect proxy in the Kurds nearby
Comon motherfuckers it's our specialty as Americans.

Gift it to Greece and watch as Europe pays for it.

That's a strange way of saying "give it to Greece and then pillage it again'.

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> be european
> get dominated by slavs
> get the literal capital of christiandom conquered by arabs
> be lower iq than asians
> be less athletic and charismatic than blacks
> didnt even invent guns or gunpowder had to get taught like babbys by Chinese and arabs
> have a weaker economy and military than india, china, USA, Russia
> all your women love other flavors of men
> have to get taught martial arts by asians
> still have the gall to talk shit online

Lmao. You can call it constantinople when you conquer it faggots, right now its istanbul thats a fact, if your ancestors weren't so bad at fighting maybe you could've held it. Too bad.

>India

Baiting a little too hard there desu

Why did Constantinople get the works?

every great race was once a collection of savages who learned everything from someone else

and all of those someone elses have since gone extinct due to war, disease, conquest, and immigration. it's possible that there is no longer a human being alive with the intelligence required to arrive at the concept of writing, or even language, independently.

You realize who sacked Constantinople in 1204 and destroyed countless numbers of ancient artifacts and buildings. Even the Turks had the respect to leave a lot of Constantinople untouched when they took it.

Now that's some well made roach bait

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>create a comfy leg rest and name it after them
>wait 10 years until the entire empire has become stagnant and lethargic due to supreme advances in human comfort
>seige the city during the superbowl

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Do you find that you're a more pleasant person to be around even when only being christian ironically?

Real question is how do we take back Europe and bring the Roman Empire back to it's former glory?

I would start by laying siege to Mexico City and declaring all of northern Mexico rightful U.S. clay...

Dago wops have zero respect for history and culture

>At least the papists have conquered it.
>All the orthodox ever did was loose it!

Gas! Gas! Gas!
After a solid week of roach bombing it, move in and kill anything still moving.

I’d let the orthodox have The Sophia back but worthwhile Catholics will control the city.