Best gun to intimidate/ventilate package thieves and C.A. them until police arrive?

He Probably lives in a gated community or secured building

We get packages straight into our hands or not at all.
If nobody's home and it's a normal mail service, they take it with them and try again next day (or if it's a heavy piece of shit they leave you a memo in mailbox to come get it) OR, they hand it to your neighbors, depending on how well are you going along with them.
If it's a courier it's the same story. You can just tell him to drop it off elsewhere or take it back to his central, so you can come get it.
There virtually isn't a situation where you would get a package just tossed in front of your door or something.

Amerika od truly place on earth

theres plenty of states where you can shoot niggers on your property stealing your stuff

cheap pump action in case they have friends. It's only a few dollars more.

>t. Cuck from country too underdeveloped to have amazon prime

what did he mean by this?

>giving money to the owner of the Washington Post

>I wouldn't even need an entirely lethal antipersonnel mine. Just a little anklebiter to incapacitate would-be trespassers, thieves, and pitbulls until the local police's EOD team can arrive to arrest them.

No cop is going to willfully enter a minefield to take custody of a citizen's arrest, which this would fall under. The time it takes to round up a bomb squad is likely more than the time it takes to bleed out from a removed limb.

>Little Johnny Shitheel sees his opportunity and crosses your lawn on the way to your porch and hears a click. Before he can so much as floss or do the hype, a self-burying charge of plastic explosive completely removes his foot at the ankle.

So he was stopped short of committing theft, and *might* be able to get charged with trespassing if the DA really wants to hammer a maimed kid that may or may not have been attempting to steal from you. In all reality, it's tweakers that steal packages off doorsteps, and they usually use the same walkway the mailman does before they grab your shit and casually drive away in their beater-mobile.

>It would also help cut down on kids vandalizing people's houses on mischief night and stop that dickheaded neighbor from just letting his dog shit all over your yard.

Your answer to criminal mischief is dismemberment. That is a huge liability on the homeowner. A gun can't kill without someone behind the trigger, but you're proposing having a yard filled with explosives that can remove limbs without discrimination.
I am absolutely for 2nd amendment rights and the right to own any weapon--but using landmines in a suburban setting is asking for lawsuits. Without being able to read minds, little Johnny gets traumatized and disabled for the rest of his life, and the homeowner ends up having to spend every cent they've ever made and will ever make battling it out in court that little Johnny was up to no good, all the while, tweakers are still going to lift your packages.

Bad plan, bro.

Fuck you, pansy. I'm doubling up my minefields now just for your gay ass response. I hope the next time some kid throws a frisbee on my lawn and goes to get it its one of your bisexual sons.

Shooting people who are stealing from you is a horrible idea. The courts these days will send you to prison for life. They say not to take the law into your own hands but if you call the police they don't care at all. Police are too busy writing tickets for jaywalking and taillights being out.

usatoday.com/story/news/2015/02/12/montana-homeowner-prison-killing-teen-trespasser/23309195/
>House has been broken into twice in the past few weeks
>Late at night you hear a noise in your garage
>Go to see what the noise is
>German Muslim has broken in and is robbing your garage
>Shoot and kill him
>Get sent to prison for 70 years
This country is so cucked you can't even defend your property anymore. Also can anyone identify the shotgun that he used?

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I've had a package thieve once, but they quickly realized their mistake.
>Paranoid about thieves
>So I installed camera system
>Order some gun parts from eBay (stock, pistol grip, charging handle, and handguard)
>It was cheap, don't judge
>While at work get message that package arrived
>Go home hours later
>Package is there, but something is off
>Package was obviously opened and taped closed
>Check footage
>Car stops in front of house
>Some mid-age white lady took it
>A few hours later lady return and puts package back
>Mfw

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I live in the country side away from the main highway on a secluded road that NO ONE ever goes down. We get our deliveries in our locked mailbox. If the package is too big for our box it's placed in a package box. If it's too big for that box we get a note that it's at the post office.

It's kinda nice desu.

PREMEDITATION THREAD. OP you're retarded.

I am in Texas so I have nothing to worry about. Our gun laws may be a meme but our implementation of the Castle Doctrine is airtight. Deadly force to protect property is explicitly allowed.

Don't call the cops. Just have "longpig" burgers for a few weeks and buy bags of lime. Nobody's going to care about a missing thief.

Glitter bombs and paintball guns

>using guns to solve mail theft

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I'm a proud step father, and would prefer you never to speak of my step son/daughter ever again.

>70 years
what the actual fuck?

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Just leave a trap package that will ruin the interior of their car or something

>murder an unarmed Muslim
Oh, I suppose that's perfectly acceptable in your FUCKED UP 1950s white male view of the world. Think before you speak.

How would this work though? Wouldn't the entire yard have to be sand? With no visible route straight to the front of the house?

I'd say if we simply had dumpbin style mailboxes then this wouldn't be a problem.

Those people are the niggerist of niggers. The balls on some cunts to run up to some strangers house and take their shit is appalling. You should be able to just open fire on them if this shit goes down.

-t. Prion

>est gun to intimidate/ventilate package thieves and C.A. them until police arrive?

A super soaker filled with a carrier and fent. They get the ultimate high, you get to keep your gifts people left on your door step for some reason, everyone wins until the crook OD's.

>It's 2018 why would you leave your pals their gift on their porch
>What is wrong with you people

dye bomb, make sure it stains good

How many shrimps do you have to eat, before you make your skin turn pink, eat too much and you'll get sick, shrimps are pretty rich!

>not build them yourself for the day fudds and the ATF niggers try and raid you're house RIGHT NOW

>seriously. Legal minefields would completely solve this issue.
How do I protect my drive way? I'm sure there's a way but certainly not with mines.

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>Calling the cops

Not even once

>Get robbed.
>Have to check if they're brown before I shoot them.
What do?

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robbing your house for free gibs
quiet shitskin we dont approve of you here
that 50s mentality would have kept a lot of white babies unraped you fucking sand loving nigger

Just catch them and rape them with a fuck machine for a few years.

Because he set up a fucking lure and left the garage door open with a purse visible just inside to tempt thieves.

Flamingo eat krill, pleb. that's why they are pink. No one should eat shrimp...or anything with a carapace. You're literally eating an aquatic spider.

>Not using extra cruelty when they're white
They should know better it's a godamn disgrace.

>its the homeowners fault the nigger couldnt control himself

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>she was asking for it

just rig up parcels that explode when opened and leave them on your doorstep

is the garage outside of castle doc rulings?

It’s illegal because if the fire department rolls up if your house is on fire they don’t want to die

IIRC citizens arrest is only legal if they are in the commission of a felony. Mail tampering would qualify, but I don't know how that applies to say UPS/FedEx/etc.

This is the guy who left his door open with bait and hid there with a gun though

doesn't matter
the judge is a cuck
>"You didn't protect your residence, you went hunting," McLean said. "And here you have a 12-gauge shotgun that's loaded. Not to protect your family but to go after somebody."
>"You are angry at the world and it's evident in your behavior,"
>"You pose too great a risk to society to be anywhere else but the Montana State Prison. Good luck to you, son,"

Claymores strapped to chest
Just have to keep facing them at all times

>accidentally leaving your garage door open is considered bait

You could go old-school and just use a double-barrel 12 gauge. That's what I'd do, if I had one.

It is when you bait said garage and hide behind your toolbox with a rifle.

>Flamingo eat krill
I'm aware of that, their beaks are pretty much vacuums that filter krill out of the water.

>You're literally eating an aquatic spider.
Neat, did you know the sea barnacle has one of the worlds biggest penises for it's respected size.

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SHALL

That probably depends on state laws but unlikely can you detain someone at gunpoint over a package in daytime. Its a grey area.

>ITT: Entrapment is only illegal when the government does it

He was hiding in there with a gun waiting for someone to bite
If you’re going to do what he did at least don’t admit that you’re literally hiding there waiting to shoot someone

>I can just say it was an accident instead of an ambush, that'll save me

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Personally I don't like the idea of putting landmines on my property for liability reasons. A bunch of IED's are much better since I can discriminate who they blow up towards so I don't end up killing some little illiterate boy just trying to get his football. Also I wouldn't want my puppers stepping on one of them.

Ideally I'd like several shrapnel IED's that I can active with a phone app based off what I see from my surveillance cameras so if I see some shady faggot I can just press 'bomb 2' and waste his ass.
It would also be a good idea to have less lethal means of subduing a trespasser like a remote a large can of pepper spray disguised as a lantern since I wouldn't want bombs to close to my house as they would damage it, alternatively if you didn't care about decontaminating your front door area with a garden hose you could fill the lantern with mustard gas.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

What would you use instead of glitter and a stink bomb?

based & redpilled

I too would like an amendment like this and also the capacity to shoot people on sight whenever they step on my property.

>Little Johnny Shitheel

No.

Little Tyrone Shitskin.

You know this to be true.

>The time it takes to round up a bomb squad is likely more than the time it takes to bleed out from a removed limb.

Isnt that the point?

>here virtually isn't a situation where you would get a package just tossed in front of your door or something.

Literally everything that doesnt require a signature or ID.

Run out of your property naked, armed with only a spear and intimidating war paint. Betcha they'd never even look at your house again.

Incorrect. You can C.A if you PERSONALLY witness them committing a misdemeanor.

I was talking about my place.
They wouldn't dare to leave it there unless they call you and you tell them to do it.
I've had a courier leave a few things that way but I was back home within 30 minutes. If nobody's home and I can't come back soon, I tell them to drop it at neighbor's. His wife is a stay at home.
It's not even that we have burglary and theft daily around here or something, just common sense.

>I'm willing to compromise, of course: i'd agree to limitations
Get fucked, statist! SHALL

Ink, something very gross and sticky or some kind of irritant

>not using McNuclear Mines
why even bother?

>She left her legs open and her clit was visible, luring in Rapists.

No it was more than likely a liberal and she thought she just got a new electronic device. I bet when she saw weapon parts she spazed and after crying for an hour she brought it back.

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It would be EASY to catch package thieves. Just put homing devices in bait packages and track them down. The problem is that even if you catch them there are essentially no consequences so it isn't worth the effort. When the punishment for being a thief becomes transportation to Mexico with capital punishment if you return illegally, THEN you will see an end to petty theft. But as long as there are no consequences, it will continue. And more and more people will live behind gates, which will piss off the socialists.

>Oh shit, that gun nut alt-right lunatic is going to track me down and gun me down, isn't he?

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>you pose a great risk to society
oh no, those poor criminals

sounds like he was getting rid of TRASH. a good boy who L I T E R A L L Y did nothing.

ALL THIEVES MUST HANG, NIGGER

das rite he a gud boy he dindu nuffin

he pray to alla 15 times a day he jus tryin get his life on track he jus borrowin things to pawn so he can pay fo college

I thought this was sarcasm? There's three (you)s taking this reply at face value and I am not so sure anymore.

*tips fedora

American thing. They don't sign receipts, the delivery man just leaves their new $4000 TV on the front porch and goes on his merry way. If it gets stolen it's the clients fault

Jow Forums is notoriously one of the easiest boards to troll. That having been said, since the site split, I have noticed an increase in low quality and/or newfag posts.

justia.com/criminal/docs/calcrim/3400/3476/
So in CA you have to use “reasonable” force to protect property. I’m guessing that means mace, or taser on package thieves. MAYBE a beanbag round from a shotgun, but that’s pushing it.

>eating the brains
t.Kuru

H&R pardner pump
Dirt cheap, and can load like 5 rounds of 00 buck 12ga.

you can pay extra to have a signature

You can choose to have it be signed for or not. We have the freedom to choose how our packages are delivered.
For small packages I don't see the point of playing stupid fuck fuck games with the mailman for my package (then again I don't live with niggers, nor where niggers roam).
I know it's an issue there too where postal men will "attempt" to deliver your package and mark it as not delivered so they don't have to get out of the truck. No need to deal with that over a

NOT

Pipe bomb disguised as an Iphone. Set the fuse to two hours after a jostle is felt.

Thats fucking awesome though

Still not as bad as the summer kiddies.

Follow up and not him, does being a sandnigger myself exclude me from judicial action when I blow Tyrone away with 20 rounds of realfuggennato? Asking for a friend. Pic not related.

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White teenagers are the niggers of white people

literally nothing illegal about that. did he break any laws? no. did the theives who saw the bait? yes. cops set up bait cars and bikes all the time. removing shit people from society should get you a medal