Gunbroker SHTF

>Go on Gunbroker
>First item under the showcase items on the main page is your only weapon during SHTF

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gunbroker.com/item/789207655
gunbroker.com/item/790061202
gunbroker.com/item/788843249
youtube.com/watch?v=3G7eLRGiYq4
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no receiver

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Classy at least I guess.

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Does it count if I get 3 guns?

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Dual-wielding .380 pocket poppers isn't the worst option, is it??

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I think im okay

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>Absolute Precision custom rifle .224 Valkyrie
RIP ammo supply, but I guess I can fuck up anyone within 1300 yards with it.

Hell fucking yeah!

Full auto Russian Ak

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I got Faxon 22" Match Heavy Fluted, 224 Valkyrie Barrel....its clubbing time.

neat

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gunbroker.com/item/789207655

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I got a Ruger Super Redhawk.
6.5" barrel.
Stainless Steel.
Chambered in 10mm.
Comes with the moon clips.
Item # 791030031
This is pretty badass, i'm happy.

I only fucking hope it is actually operable

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Should I be mad?

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We head shot bois now

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Oh Jesus, get a load of this gay retard tier listing: gunbroker.com/item/790061202

Fucking cringebroker

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>"decommissioned" muhreeen gun

Gayest shit I've seen in a while on CuckBroker, desu

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What a scuffed piece of shit. Are there actually people retarded enough to buy dogshit like this?

>Not fashioning a helmet from a camel skull to strike fear into your enemies

I bet you kiss girls too you faggot

I just bought a 6906

Ammo is going to be impossible to find. Can I at least get two full magazines to start with?

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Kill me

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Not bad, you just need to "convince" a police armorer post shtf or befriend an FFL who can get you a new receiver.

I guess I'm going to be some kind of ninja or something.

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[REMOVE TEXAS RED]

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Idk what this shit is lol.

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Great, less than 24hrs into SHTF and I'm dying from exhaustion and blow out knees

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Expensive Swiss PCC.

Ok boys, let's just sip whiskey and smoke cigars in the lounge while the rest of the world goes to shit.

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Ur in Utah.

I'm happy enough with this. Could definitely be a lot worse

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Technically they're collectible if not only for the sake of them being a limited run offering from Colt.

>cuckime

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We cowboys now

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well that's no fun

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Meh... Could be worse

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ill take an H&R M1, looks like ill be getting stronger too lugging that overbuilt walking stick around

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hahahaaha youre fucking dead, no doubt. you could have as much ammo as you want it wont help you when it just doesnt fire anyways

I can get something that's actually collectible, like an original Hi Power set with consecutive serial numbers in great condition, but a fucking set of LCP's?

I ended up with pretty standard AR-15. Boring, but at least an effective weapon with easy to find ammo & parts.

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Could be worse

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Maybe some junkie will try to eat it and choke and die? Either way I'm fucked

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What do I win?
gunbroker.com/item/788843249

I’m a god damn drug lord bois

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Sneaky Breeky

Such a beauty

>not one good hi-res photo of the gun
>but there is a photo of john wayne as a green beret

Not sure how easily I'll be able to feed it.

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I'm ok with this

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could be worse

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Neat

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I guess it's practical because of the knife

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All these gunbroker threads.. Are they sending people over here to shitpost in order to steer traffic to their site?

Hrmmmmm...

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(Fuddery intensifies)

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Kinda surprised they aren't charging more for that thing.

>FDE Glock 19
FLAT DARK EARTH

youtube.com/watch?v=3G7eLRGiYq4

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Fucking lol

IT AIN'T ME

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>It's high noon

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Yeah that'll totally be possible, he'll unbend the receiver from the gun, cut the old trunnion, then rebend, reweld and do it in reverse.

What the problem is? You can literally take any game animal but upland bird with that. Law fags miss me on this comment, game warden doesn't want you to know how to take ducks with .30-06.

Absolutely fine, honestly.
>m-m-muh gunfights
If you get into a gunfight in SHTF, you're a moron who deserves to die. While you starve to death fending off inner city hordes, I'll be harvesting every animal on the continent.

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You have to pretend it's the Judge Dredd gun with grips like that. Even when you're at the range.

>Hard mode: Do it with such conviction that someone actually thinks it's voice activated.

>quality .22lr bolt action with really nice sights

Not too bad an option provided I'm careful.

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At least it's a functional gun. Maybe I should stay indoors the whole time then.

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I have no problem with 30-06
The only issue I have is the fudds who overpriced ammo with 308 ballistics for 2x as much as it's worth
30-06 Is a great round with a good design for heavy projectiles but the fudds ruin it for me Because of "muh m2 pressures/velocities" which hold back the cartridge.
It's a light mag loading if used correctly which has a good number of semi autos (even AKs) for it but it gets ruined by fudds (like everything else)

What am I supposed to do with these..?

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I fucking lucked out on this one

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Run a wire through the holes and you have a garotte.

That really makes me mad haha

It's fucking cool and all, but I'm kinda fucked.

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Avenge Steve Irwin

nioce

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>Swiss Surplus Model 1911 Carbine K11 7.5x55mm
Thanks a lot surplus cock niggers- because there's no fucking way I'm getting ammo for this in the happening. But you all had to be gay about your faggot ass Swiss bolt action, and how great it was for shoving up your asses. I guess I'll use it as a club when I run out of bullets, and then violently sodomize surplus fags with it.

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That's great and all user, but if you come after me with that I'm going to drop you from a thousand meters away with my glorious Swedish surplus mauser.

ho ho ho

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You cheated that isn't the front page you phone poster.

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Guess Ill be the Ghillie man

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Not half bad

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Could be worse. I didn't need my shoulder for anything anyway.

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Do I win?
I had to refresh since I got a 3,000 9mm brass casing as the first go.

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Yes, it does come with a magazine.

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Fine I guess?

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no I didn't, that was the first thing that came up when I went to showcase items

Could definitely do worse.

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Them thar zombie deer gonna get got, I tell ya hwhat.

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fucking what

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Big problems require big solution.

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no you get 3000 cases and that's all you get fag

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Anyone got a boat I can borrow?

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