ITT Jow Forums is a bunker that everyone lives in

>Drinking soi syrup

>not drinking corn syrup

>Not drinking only vodka

I'd wager: Jow Forumsommandos running a train on a few wendingo/skinwalker waifus while e/x/tants write crepypastas about it.

I suppose i'll have to if there are no others left.

and it is

>Implying vodka found in the Jow Forums bunker isn't potato based paint thinner with extrablindness ingredients and the wrong antifreeze with bitterant still in it
Only vatniks already dying of cirrhosis can drink it.

But... but wendigos and skiwalker are just myths.

Fuck those kikes and their sampson option

>Who keeps stealing my spam cans of nugget food and porno mags?
Sounds like something that Jow Forumsfag who thinks he also belongs on Jow Forums and Jow Forums would do

alright look. facility maintenance has voted that in accordance with theme presets as determined by users, all floors will be painted correspondent with the Tomorrow website theme.
all complaints, comments, and questions can be sent to the facilities chief.

Daily reminder to keep your non-Cary funs locked away so that Jow Forums doesn't an hero with them

who put the 9x18 casing in my pile of 9x19 the range? fucking kike

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Porno mags, what are you 80 years old?

Also known as off-grid fap-aid

I can smell mustard gas.
Mustard gas is banned in buker.
What floor Jow Forums attacked this time?

Jow Forums, of course. One guy had curly hair and some guy accused him of being Jewish for it. The accuser got shot in the back of the head for violating the NAP, though.

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

I think it sounded like the screams were coming from /lgbt/

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why's the floor defense net freaking the fuck out?
how many times do I have to tell you fuckers not to prop the doors open, even if you are using ballistol?

Movie night tonight in room 314. We will be watching Bio-Dome. Plenty of ration crackers and cheese spread.

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gonna just mark this down as the first psychotic break.

daily reminder to survivors that /a/ and /c/ are there for self-counseling.

Or just leave a hi point on their floor and what happens, happens.

Well...some unlucky furfags are hating life .

guys i'm just testing a gas mask

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>4 days later
>7 dead, all female, in mass shooting on the /soc/ floor
>witnesses testify that the attacker shouted "die roastie, die!" And "death to stacy!" As he wheezefully stumbled around and opened fire on the victims as they exposing themselves on Webcam for patreon money.
>the first Jow Forums operatives on scene got there just in time to hear the attacker exclaim "long live Eliot!" Before blowing his face off in an attempt to kill himself.
>the attacker died 3 hours later having gurgled and rolled on the ground most of that time.
>Jow Forums was later seen giving each other erotic high fives in celebration of the events

I have that gas mask. It's not a good mask. Rips really easy.

How do you like laying in a pool of vodka drenched cum? What's it smell like? A Russian submarine?
>madcats
I forgot about those fucking things
Sorry mate, I accidentally kicked over our ammo cans at the range...did the best I could. Spent the afternoon at 's wing before training.

Am I the only one feeding the fucking canaries on the reactor level? Yes, they're still alive. And yes, my SHTF stash of corn nuts is running low. Hydroponic's corn silos keep getting raided, this is a serious fucking issue.

Anyways, poker night on level 4A at 0000.

Fuck, /out/ is nowhere to be seen

RIP. Anyone checked on his unit yet? MOPP suits advised

Fucking raiders from /d/ came around last night. We fought them off, but they took a few men and one trap as slaves. Looking for volunteers to mount a rescue mission. Anyone in?

i'm feeling a slight tingling on my skin but i think it will be ok think i might open the door to let some air in

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Only if I can take that one trap's scalp as a trophy.

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Eh. Fuck it. not like anyone's gonna miss him. Just make it look like an accident, okay?

>not like anyone's gonna miss him
don't tell that to /gq/

Yeah, I'm in. I've got 2 extra flame throwers.
We leave no penis behind, masculine or otherwise. Level 88 needed you for something, better report in.

they're either doing a little bit of backpacking or it's something we shouldn't worry about.

bump

MY SKIN IS BUBBLING i'm on my way to /sci/'s level where they keep the aliums and ask them if this is normal

p.s.
i left the door open to air out the unit nobody steal my cat

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ALL UNITS ALL UNITS GAS GAS GAS
REPEAT
GAS GAS GAS

I’m rolling a blunt, anyone wanna match?

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DO YOU LIKE
MY CAR?

GRAB YOUR SALAMANDERS AND RUN THE MOLEMEN FOUND US

That's just Canada General, don't worry.

ready

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>Cactus flail +4

It's a cact-o-nine tails bro.

No one is stealing but one guy, the rest is just trying to get their stuff back.

Duuude
>might as well join since you're reposting my dog

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someones crying in the communal showers again also remember to wear thongs when your in the showers don't want your feet to get pregnant

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Nah man i'm just making cool cristals down here at the /diy/ level.

Can't believe we've only been down here for 15 minutes.

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Wouldn’t they need those biohazard labeled blankets from that quarantined section instead?

Guys! Its the Jews making us live in this bunker! We need to get out of here! They put ONIONS in the water rations.

>eating spam
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ik94T99Ag

I'm bored today, anyone up for throwing flashbangs into /lgbt/'s barracks?

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t. Vatnik

sure, but make sure you call frag out before you toss em. they freak out like twice as hard

I asked some fellas from Jow Forumss level if they wanted in on it and they're bringing white phosphorus grenades, so that'll be neat

Fags out or frags out.

t. Jow Forums

i think i just saw a girl

*ACHTUNG*

Hey fellas, which way to the brapbarn? Any fine specimen come in?

*skitters*

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anyone wanna go up top with me and fire up the ray gun shoot at some derelict cars in the wasteland or the moon?

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Careful, they might flash-bang you back.

>fuck the homos so hard they turn straight

Wood is a material that is not very dense. It can indeed float...isn't pathetic getting killed by something that is so unefficient as a material for a weapon?.

Getting clubbed to Death with a stick is the cuckholding of deaths, just pathetic,

Has Jow Forums fixed it yet?
Lady I heard it was still fucked from someone installing Gentoo on the control console.

Get a load of this guy

Day 1, No one had found me in this corner, I’ve been taking some guys mala spam and shitting in some guys gas mask.

Only have my guns. I haven’t stop fapping to my waifu. She watching me fap.

I miss comics and video games

/fa/ has reported you to the mods for wearing camo cargo shorts, citing "shit is too camp"

Jow Forums was subsequently recruited to seduce them with boipucci

Collaborators on /GIF/'s level turned off their ventilation for about 35 minutes last night. good news is that the shower drains aren't clogged all the time now.

I just put vx gas in /mlp/'s ventilation system hehehe

Also can we finally wall off /trash/'s section, their bodily fluids are starting to leak

we fucking told you to wear MOPP during the test but NOOOO FUCK THIS, its only gas and im testing the gas mask... fucking retard, the pals from medical wing had lots of trouble with you because of your "experiments"... you make my MOPP division ashamed again

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pussy

not yet, but they're working on the project logo

GODDAMN IT, SOMEONE GET CARL OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM. I'M TRYING TO TRY ON THESE THIGH HIGH SOCKS GODDAMN IT.

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tell them to hurry the fuck up i want to put a massive johnson on the moon

i tried to pull him down but i only have a fishing net

maybe one of those guns that fire out a net will work like when your tyring to catch something but not hurt it

otherwise maybe /sci/ or grug can come up with a tranquilizer dart? put him under move him back to /x/

Just spray him with the hose.

Jow Forums has captured a bunch of faggots again. Should we send a peacekeeping squad?

Muscles don't stop bullets.

Quit stealing my serbplus, faggot. I thought that was mine.

Yeah, but the people captured are from /d/. They probably enjoy the raping they’re getting.

>Jow Forums
>ever getting past the logo phase

I'LL BE UP TOP IN 30 MINS I EXPECT THAT ITS FINISHED

I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO WITH THE LAZER

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Alright let’s smoke this joint then, I’ll put on some YugoBeats

youtu.be/cUbCp2WgkYw

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Logo will be finished in 6 weeks user

STOP FUCKING TOUCHING MY VIENNA SAUSAGE ITS MINE I BROUGHT IT IN MYSELF NO YOU CANT FUCKING HAVE ANY NO I DONT WANT TRADESIES ILL FUCKING CAP YOU IF I SEE YOU IN MY SAUSAGE ROOM

STAY THE FUCK OUT

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