I have nothing to live for, the United States military doesn't want me, I am unemployable in this current job market...

See this, retard. This is why nobody will want you, you're a liability. You think people aren't going to call you a faggot and question your motivations? You sperg out, theyll tell you to fuck off or kill you for being a shit spy.

As I stated in the OP, no. I am physically fit, the the US military PDQ'd me due to laser eye surgery but I have 20/15 vision. I've been to the country before, and based upon the guys I have seen there, I'm certainly able to perform better than a good chunk of them

Then if they kill me, they kill me. Acting like I should just bend the knee and accept bullshit like that without reason is just a cop out. Criticism from authority is one thing, but you're on here just like me, you have no authority over me so why shouldn't I tell you to go fuck yourself when you lie and bullshit me?

Just join an anti ISIS militia and get rekt so we can watch the video on Liveleak

So you have no training? This thread was over before it started.

ISIS is dead, dumbass. You're not getting any snuff out of me, sicko

Oh look, more bullshit

user they're all right. You've proven to be needy, unstable, and unemployable. What could you possibly offer in Ukraine? Get a night job stocking shelves and sort your shit out.

I have nothing to sort and my country nor my countrymen want me, this thread demonstrates it just as well as any day in my life. What I can offer is a physically fit body and nothing to lose. I can take the spot of a guy who has a family, a wife and kids, who could very well lose him.

Hey don't stop there, we don't want you either. Can you delete this thread?
These folks seem more your style.

Your physically fit but can’t get a job? And you wanna go to Ukraine to volunteer? Good fucking luck lmaooo

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>physically fit body
>crying on the internet
>cant even force someone to pity you enough to let you crush cans
LMAO

user this is some cringe shit if the Army gave you a big ‘ol no, what makes you think the Ukrainians will want you any more?

>Can you delete this thread

Call a janny

You hardly represent your country, and I doubt you are a part of any organization (presuming you aren't just another bored LARPer)

Thanks for wishing me luck. I can find jobs, I just don't get calls back from them. I'm too "educated" for warehouse work, they think I'll just split after a couple of weeks, and really the same "educated" bullshit keeps coming up when they do have enough guts to reject me instead of just ghosting me.

Yep, knew it our supreme gentleman "too educated" OP isn't fit for menial labor. Not surprising.

why not just stop listing your education on resumes

Army didn't say no to my body, they said no because the doc at MEPS wouldn't let me through. The recruiter was shocked, I was in the front of the pack during DEP exercises (not that it means a damn thing) and I scored pretty well on the ASVAB. One doctor fucked up my way out of this shit, and he could hardly speaking fucking English. Since Ukrainians probably don't give a fuck about what MEPS had to say about my surgery, it should be a sure bet.

I'm fine with menial labor, I'll take the first offer I get. Still waiting, of course.

I tried that, they found out when they did a background check and blacklisted me from ever applying to the company again, threatening legal action

A bullshitter too. Impressive.

sure, talk to this guy instagram.com/Nordmann_i_viking/

That's literally what he did and he seems to be enjoying it.

I hope you're a nationalist of some form, however, otherwise you may not fit in.

Good lead, I'll follow it. Nationalism, presumably of the socialist variety? Whatever, camaraderie of any kind is better than social isolation, even if it's with Nazi LARPers

>wanting to die for the most corrupt country in Europe...
oh user... you stupid retard. just jump off the tallest building in your city and be done with it. your life will also have more meaning too.

If you're going to make up stories for attention at least go to /soc/

>What I can offer is a physically fit body and nothing to lose.
Then move to Southern California and hang out where porn whores and fags do until you can get an audition for the porn industry. I hear a stud like you can get work in porn videos faster/easier if you shoot gay porn. If you're straight, they supposedly have performers in faggot vids that are "gay for pay," so there's that.

Are you so sheltered that my situation, which more and more young men are experiencing, comes off as made up? Quite a few of them just end up killing themselves instead of looking for a way to start over

Speaking from experience, eh?

Go to bed little guy, you've got a big day tomorrow. You need to pack for your Russian adventure! Don't forget your toothbrush!

Another useless response, but I appreciate the bump

Hey my nigger. Tell me exactly why you aren't able to join the US army. If you're too embarrassed to tell us on this anonymous Polynesian turtle racing forum I will literally give u a way to contact me in private. I'm asking bc its very likely that I could give you advice on how to hide whatever's keeping you from enlistment.

Wow, what a slaying comeback!

No, faggot, I have no experience in porn except for watching it and banging hot female strippers.

You're the one complaining like a little bitch that the army doesn't want you because you had LASIK surgery. That's a lie. The air force recommends LASIK for pilots even for those that are still 20/20 because it can improve/sharpen their vision to 20/15 or better, so no way the army sent you packing for prior LASIK surgery. My source is an air force eye doc that is a friend of mine.

Until you are honest with yourself and people you ask for advice (like this thread) you won't get anywhere. I gave you a viable idea since you claim to be "fit with nothing to lose" so why would you care about sucking and slurping cock with other faggot porn actors? You might even work your way up to being a "bottom" I think they are called, the faggots that get penetrated by other fags in porn. You'll get a paycheck and if you're good and convincing you can then go to Eastern Europe and perform in porn vids there, since that's where you want to go.

Just trying to help you user with viable ideas since you have noting to lose. Your words, not mine.

"Army didn't say no to my body, they said no because the doc at MEPS wouldn't let me through. The recruiter was shocked, I was in the front of the pack during DEP exercises (not that it means a damn thing) and I scored pretty well on the ASVAB. One doctor fucked up my way out of this shit, and he could hardly speaking fucking English"

Seconded
Mods can you do us a big favor?

Why'd the doc block you?

Worth a shot OP. Don’t just learn Ukrainian though. Pick up as much russian as you can and probably German too.
As well as any training you can get in the US. Your worth will be based on what you can do. So learn some skills and learn about weapons.

Nigger do something good for the world. buy a plane ticket to Germany and suicide bomb Merkel, stab that mixed anti gun mutt from Florida, throw acid on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AND THEN kill yourself, theres so many good deeds you can do. Don't give up hope buddy. Every day could be a day spent to bettering the human race and lifting up your fellow man.

PDQ'd at MEPS due to laser eye surgery. There's no getting out of that. Hence why I need to join a "military" organization that doesn't have my MEPS paperwork

I know it is waiverable, but mine required extra work and I had complications from the first round of surgery and post-surgery medication that were corrected but the doctor didn't intend to risk it, so he PDQ'd me. The rest of your post is just an elaborate insult.

Previous answer should explain it

Are there really any red-blooded Americans that don't know how to handle firearms and a little bit of pathfinding? I have picked up a bit of Russian, the idea is to go there, get a cheap apartment in a city east of Kiev, and spend some time adjusting to the language and learning it prior to joining up. I'm not expecting to get off the plane and hop into a taxi like the YPG expected out of gullible applicants that just ended up in Iraqi jail

>laser eye surgery
No this is not the case. And no the medication had nothing to do with it. You can't bullshit someone who just got done with the very same surgery.

>I am physically fit, the the US military PDQ'd me due to laser eye surgery
The fuck? Disqualified because of LASIK? I was thinking about getting that done to alleviate myopia and the astigmatism in my right eye specifically to join. Tired of contact lenses and fucking around with glasses. Tha fuck?

I wouldn't go to Ukraine yet. Azov Battalion is what you're going to want. There's a guy over there in Ukraine named Jarl, you'll want to find a way to get into contact with him. He was on Radio Wehrwolf. Make sure you're using like a VPN on a burner phone if you do make contact. They can figure out who you are, but at least make them work a bit for it.

But Azov isn't going to want someone who is in worse condition than they are. They're lacking in equipment, supplies, and resources. If I were in your predicament, I would move if necessary to find employment. Get a job, save up a fuckton of money. Get some skills. Take some courses, get some training. Go to Brazil to fuck a prostitute like she's going to be the last woman you'll ever lay with, then head on over there. If they want you that is.

my boy you must be more exact. Literally just drive to a different state and try for a different branch. I'm serious. The stuff they put about you in the computer is permanent but you seriously think they actually input all the info from every shit head kid that comes in? Probably not. Its worth a shot at least.

That's bullshit my guy. This based jew broIi shared a hotel room with at meps got in the Marines with like 20/400 because it could literally be fixed by lasik lol. They will TDQ you for any surgery had in the last 6 months to a year though. Either make up a better lie or tell me the truth. I'm not gunna judge you for self harm scars or hemorrhoids lol.

Dont listen to this shitter. They don't care about lasik and will literally pay for it lol

You can keep saying bullshit but I was there and I know exactly what went down because I protested it. Did you have a doctor at MEPS tell you he did not understand that I had fully recovered and could clearly demonstrate my beyond-normal vision that they had just tested a few hours prior? It still infuriates me, but he did not sign off on my shit and my recruiter did everything he could to help.

My case was certainly out of the ordinary, I had a bad reaction to the Lotemax and Istalol, my eye pressure went beyond what they felt comfortable with, so I had to get off of it, resulting in sub-optimal healing in one eye, and predictably I ended up with different vision in each eye that caused splitting headaches. It was corrected after the second surgery, but the doctor read through the paperwork on the first surgery and had already made his decision. Another user linked Jarl, I'll look into getting in touch with him, but if this is going to be my new life, I don't suspect I have much to worry about unless I'm stopped at the airport.

Didn't drive, but I did contact recruiters way beyond my area, they were able to get wind each time and ghosted me.

Keep telling me I'm a liar if it suits you, but I've explained what occurred. No "cat scratches" here, and I got through all other physical examinations

>I am unemployable in this current job market
Literally anyone can stock shelves, cook pizza, work a register, lift bags of concrete, and wait tables.
Hell, there's an old woman with arthritis who cooks at Little Caesars here, and you mean to tell us that you can't do what she can do?

You don't deserve to live in society.
Just go out into the wilderness and die of exposure.

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You sound like the type of person who waits around, unemployed with no money but is too good to take a minimum wage job. Be a fucking construction worker if you're that fit and desperate.

Guy, lotemax is essentially a sugar pill. As long as you don't mainline heroin or rub dirt in your eyes they heal fine on their own. More for your benefit than anything. Not using it did not cause your eye to fuck up. Either that or your diet post surgery must have been abysmal.
>t. had 2 separate surgeries on both eyes for against the grain astigmatism

This has already been addressed. Construction would be fine with me, but they turn their nose up to white guys with college diplomas. Even if I did manage to get picked in front of Home Depot, that's hardly a way of life, that's just getting by with nothing to show for it except a tan

Now you're trying to spin bullshit because you don't want to believe that I am right. Anyone can pull up the side effects of Lotemax, and I went through the painful increase in eye pressure.

Yes and they quickly took you off and you wen't back to a-ok status within the day. It's a steroid drop. Go juice for your blood system. Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

>that's just getting by
That's life, user.
Get used to it.

We're all animals that eat, shit, work, and sleep until we die.
I'm sorry, but you sound like a kid that hasn't worked a day in his life.

>I know it is waiverable, but mine required extra work and I had complications from the first round of surgery and post-surgery medication that were corrected but the doctor didn't intend to risk it, so he PDQ'd me.
How long ago was this? Just because the army didn't want you doesn't mean the better branches won't. One user suggested you travel to another state and hit up a recruiter there for another branch. Like Marines, Navy (former Navy here) or the chair force. Even the Coast Guard if you have to. Act confident as fuck and play down your LASIK surgery unless it was very recent. Press your strong points, even you must have some strong points. Use them and be impressive as fuck. Show initiative user. The military needs cannon fodder, techs and specialists but they also need leaders. Who knows? Maybe some recruiter will think you have what that branch needs for leadership. Stranger things have happened.

>The rest of your post is just an elaborate insult.
Oh my, that hurts user. Not like you would be after getting spitroasted by a couple of niggers in your next porn video, but I only mean well and am trying to help. Besides, your "gay for pay" (*wink*) porn career would eventually allow you to make porn videos in Eastern Europe! Don't you want to go live in Eastern Europe? Yes? Then "suck it up" user.

Read Into the Wild, work a shit job long enough to buy a backpack, hiking shoes, a .survival rifle, and a few lbs of rice, drive into the bush and live for as long as you can in the woods.

No one has asked yet, but what was your degree in? You'll need money to start a life in Ukraine, so work in your field should be a good starting point

Wait another 6 months for Rhodesia 2.0: electric jiggaboo

Do you have a compulsion to gaslight people? My situation did improve after they took me off, but it did not happen "within the day" and the complications were noted in the paperwork that was submitted to MEPS.

Unreliable day labor is not the same as a regular job, and accepting that as the answer and closing the thread would be foolish. I can understand how I would come off as pompous, but we both know that option is a non-option for the goal of building a life.

I've tried every one of them, including the Coast Guard, and they ghosted me. My recruiter thought I had what it took but even he said there was nothing else he could do. Nice job sliding in more faggot shit.

>Into the Wild
Alaska is a lot more crowded than it used to be

Biology, so it's useless

That's what was said 6 months ago, and 6 months before that, and so on. There are people that have been waiting since the collapse of Apartheid, and all they have done is grown old.

Move to Canada and join the military, they're looking for people with bio degrees to become bioscience officers.

Yes it did, you had mild anaphylactic shock to a mild steroid that had no detrimental affect on the healing of your eye. You see they give you a paper on this after your surgery and tell you the proceedure if you do realize you're allergic to the liquid. Yet you continue to keep up this elaborate lie. You're pathetic.

Get a job in the mining sector doing bioremediation or something else related to the mining sector, they generally have availability even when cities are saturated

Landgrabs in SA start in two months.

That sounds preposterous, I'm not from any Commonwealth country and they'd have no good reason to let me become a permanent resident, nor do I have any "specialized skills in high demand". But if they were offering, I'd take it.

There is no elaborate lie, I've outlined what transpired. You are incredibly insistent on asserting that I am lying, as if there was money in the mix, but I've fully explained what happened and a quick google search can educate anyone else here on the medications that I had complications with.

Bioremediation, huh? I'll send some applications out, but we both know I won't hear back from them either. That does sound like it would be up my alley, and makes the impending rejection sting a bit

>Read Into the Wild
But that dumb fuck died. He was literally too stupid to live.

>I've tried every one of them, including the Coast Guard
There are guys on forums that could probably give you actionable advice on other ways to go than the standard methods, which you claim to have exhausted. Anyone that has a real, burning desire to succeed in life will find a way to get where they want to be. Doesn't sound like you are hungry, driven enough yet. Or you may never be. That's what seperates winners from losers.

Now, if you want to consider that burning then you can rethink your gay porn career, because I bet after being split with a massive pecker your asshole will be burning like fire. But maybe your next scene you can get rimmed by your scene partner, so you'll get some relief, maybe.

Just think, if you had that burning within, that drive, you wouldn't need to be considering a career in gay porn where instead your asshole will be burning from a driven faggot that pounds your ass.

But hey, it's better than working day labor in front of Home Depot, right? After all, you still have your pride, and that's more important to you than sucking off some guy in your promising gay porn career.

>Alaska is a lot more crowded than it used to be
No, it's not. You just don't want to do anything hard, except for maybe a hard cock. Alaska even pays residents a yearly bonus from oil and gas revenues or something like that. You could find work in Alaska. Or you could find work in oil fields in the lower 48 or even off-shore oil rigs. The work is hard as hell but the pay is great and you can save up huge amounts of cash.

What was your GPA user? Did you graduate with honors, like "sum cum loud" or whatnot?

Become a Wildland firefighting Hotshot and then a smokejumper or Rappeller.

Intense, Military-Style, Phsyically challenging, A million different qualifications.

Actually get to use your skills/Training and Still get 4 months off a year if you want

> Can jump out of planes
> Can Rappel out of helicopters
> Can Travel to All 50 States and Canada/Australia

It has a uniform, It’s in America.
And if you show effort and drive you can work your way though the ranks and experience and they will take you no fucks given about lasix

Just saying, Don’t have to go to Russia and die.

You really like talking about homosexual shit don't you?

I am going to look into Alaskan careers, now will probably a time when nobody is applying for jobs up there, which means I have a shot since I might be the only one in line

Firefighting sounds interesting, I'll check this out, it definitely beats the Home Depot option

Invent a time machine and serve in the Soviet millitary in ww2 and get shot by your own comrares

The .GOV job listing are all closed for the 2019 fire season, Certain states are still hiring, if you share you state I could probably find some or get you pointed in the right direction.

There’s always private contractors to get your foot into the door and some experience but they are kinda mall ninja ish and some are very unprofessional

They’ll also like your college degree no matter what it’s in, for the .GOV jobs it’ll probably put you in a high GS-Rate (Basically Civilain Ranks) than a typical person with no experience right off the bat.

Yeah, a degree should typically get me in a GS-7 paygrade. Private contracting work as a non-veteran? Tried it, never heard back from any of them. I'll look into who might still be hiring, though it looks like they typically take guys on for "volunteer" positions at the station first? With a guaranteed job at the end of the line that's doable, but it would obviously make more sense to just get a paying job out of the gate. I am willing to move anywhere, considering I was looking at going to Ukraine for a job.

Wrong kind of private contractor

Wildland firefighting has Contract firefighters

Go to USAjobs.com and Type in wildland Fire look for GS-3/GS-4/GS-5 jobs.

If you have a local volunteer fire department you could also join that to get experience.

And if you have a local Forest Service/BLM/national Park service office nearby you can always stop in and talk to them, I’m sure somebody would get you pointed in the right direction

Good luck, user.

It’s pretty fun if you like being in the woods, Being part of a team, and working hard.

Here’s the link to the “Cool Guy Stuff” wildland firefighting recruitment video.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxkeYnEBZzg

I'll look into this, I appreciate the good info, this job has pretty much everything I could want, though it'll be a paycheck to paycheck thing at first. You might have just saved my life.

Make sure you don't forget to at least apply for bioremediation positions in the mining sector. At least that's stable and there's no loss in applying

>You really like talking about homosexual shit >don't you?

Hey, I tailor my message to my intended audience user. You're the one with a promising career in gay porn, so you shouldn't feel put-out, especially since you will be putting out in your "movie" career. Right?

>I am going to look into Alaskan careers,
There are forums for anything these days. Google "job forums for alaska" or some variation. You'll locate forums where you can post and get info from people that are working in Alaska and others looking to go to Alaska for work like you.

I had a friend in college that worked on a fishing boat in Alaska one summer and he said it was the hardest work he had ever done, but he made a lot of money and saved it all since he was on a fucking boat most of the time.

One job in Alaska that always needs people, almost exclusively men (there you go!) is anything in the fishing industry. Fishing boats pay the best and always need guys. Like that show Deadliest Catch, crabbers always need guys because the work is hard, demanding as fuck and you can't just slack off and expect someone else to show up and help you do the job. Then there is the Alaskan porn industry that you'll like, it's called Deadliest Crotch, or something like that from the rumors I've heard.

>now will probably a time when nobody is >applying for jobs up there, which means I >have a shot since I might be the only one in >line
Yes, user, I'm sure you are the only person that will be looking for work in Alaska. Employers will see you are the only applicant and you will be hired on the spot for 100K per year, a company car and you have to only show up once a week.

I've already got a few in, I'll research the companies tomorrow even if I'll just end up applying to whatever is open

Happy to hear it brother.

Takes a couple of years in the lower ranking postions to get to the cool guy stuff. But it’s all fun and exciting, It can be boring too, but some days are pretty kickass. And if you get a .GOV but decide you don’t like firefighting after a couple of years, theres tons of other cool positions like Climbing rangers, Wilderness rangers, Timber markers, ETC

Some jobs also have housing available for cheap on base/@ the station if your willing to relocate

Housing should help offset expenses, and I have no problem working my way up, who wants a manager with no idea what his subordinates do? I'll get my foot in the door first, no need to get too ambitious about the other options that will open up with a bit of experience.

Sounds like you have the right attitude.

Easiest way to get your foot in the door is to make those contacts with folks physically within your community and also apply to a shit-ton of jobs.

I'll do what I can on my end, with fingers crossed

>and the FFL won't take an American with no military experience
le believes everything on the internet man

Apply for a lower class job and don’t tell them you are a college grad then. Nigger.

You are pying. Corrective surgery is not a DQ in the US. There is something you are leaving out. The Ukranians have enough problems without some useless no experience American trying to LARP with their military forces.

Let’s start off slow. Why are you unemployable?

>I only want to be buried in a uniform.

You're a fucking idiot m8 a real prime wittering cunt

>I am turned away from lower-class jobs because I am college educated

Let me guess, you applied for one job where this happened.

In fact not even that, you think this might happen so you don't even try.

Azov is now part of the Ukrainian army and does not take foreigners anymore. Not 2014 anymore. Best bet is Right Sector

>ukraine
No such thing.

Some western dudes are hanging out in Azov and the ukrainian marines. If the US military doesnt want you, I dont know about your chances there, but those are options. You may just die of old age though, ukraine is going really really slow and neither side did anything big for years.

Lolwut? A company wouldnt blacklist you for leaving off a college degree.
The economy isnt like it was under obama. If you cant find a job, it's you. It's your attitude, it's your poorly written resume, it's how you interview, it's how you look, its 100% you.

I lived that life under obama. I had a masters degree, .mil experience but no civilian experience. I was truly overqualified, over educated, but no experience and I survived. You're just a bitch.

This. Op is a faggot neet.

>I'm too highly educated to be doing menial labor
>it's the employers! They won't hire an educated hwhite man!
>companies blacklist me because I'm so intelligent
>I'm actually 20/15 but the military rejected me for lasik
>oh y-yea I know that they don't normally reject for lasik but I'm special
>yes MY specific case is special
>I'm going to go to Ukraine, and fight in some ragtag group, and they will totally want me despite me claiming myself to be unemployable.
>but they'll totally take me because I'm hwhite male, unlike the US.
Are you also an ex body builder who benched 300lb, has a hot Japanese gf who's an engineer at Honda and has a confirmed 190 iq? Anyone with a brain and over the age of 18 can see exactly the kind of person op is, and why he is unemployable and unlikable.

desu you shouldn't have wasted your time building up sensitivity at college. You should have gone to a tech school and got a job as an electrician where you can get a job anywhere you want.
If you're in the mind set of "no hope", you will not make it in Ukraine. The people there do not believe in soft feelings. So much so that you don't ask "how are you" unless you are talking to your sick grandmother and want to listen to her talk in detail about her illness.
That said, if you have any social skills and a true belief in whatever cause the Ukes are fighting for right now, then go. If you don't believe that you have anything in the game right now, do not go.

Benching 300 isnt all that impressive tbhfam

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He's referencing pic related.

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1. You're late to the party
2. nobody wants you
3. what would you bring to the table anyway ?
4. do you even speak local languages
5. do you even know people that could vouch for you
6. do you have any idea why no fighting force wants people that want to die ?
7. do you have any idea what happens after you chicken out and come back home ?
8. you'll be robbed blind and killed the moment you arrive
9. you don't know anyone here or you woumdn't ask retarded questions

Fucking loser.
youtube.com/watch?v=rNvls8A2rYI

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it possible to simply go to a different recruiter or is OP's registered permanently as DQ'ed in some federal database?