"Pick up that can."

Pick up the can and throw it away and plead with gaben's fat ass to make hl3

Pick up the can and put it in the trash, then thank the guard for being so environmentally friendly as to not litter, and then thank the guard for reminding myself of my white privilege and responsibility for the damage caused by capitalism. Then I praise the liberal utopia and our guardian Roth Shekelstein and to always be on guard against White Supremacy.

After working a 12 hour shift in order to pay for welfare for the POC who were disenfranchised by my Whiteness and Masculinity. Then I return to my cuck shack and then..... I pull out the AK74 that the Resistance scavenged from the ruined Russian military base and the 2 loaded magazines I was given. Then I track down the guard and put half a mag into his ass.

Do what the Viet Cong did, be model citizens during the day and then attack the system at night.

>implying you could track down one particular Civil Protection officer
>implying you wouldn't get caught on your first night raid and put in a labor camp

In Combine Russia, labor camp gets put in you.

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Were the cops transhumans like the troops?

No, at least not significantly so.

>not joining the combine to put down resistance rebels while cackling through your voice modulator

You aren't even trying, user.

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Play that map in garrys mod then just blow his head off

Its a self defense situation

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No, Barney wears regular armor and seems to be fully human (he's capable of resisting the Combine, Overwatch isn't). Some of them could be given extra privelges for voluntarily having their memories wiped, but they were humans in armor.

Why did they cut the feet off?

you're actually faster on your feet, with good prosthesis, than a healthy man
also you need less food

1. Pick up can
2. Walk to the opposite corner of trash bin
3. 360 no scope
4. Toss can in trash bin

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>give weapon_physcannon
>physcannon_mega_enabled 1
>throw officer in can

P E A C E K E E P E R

Its leftist but dont know if liberal. Why have americans fucked to these definitions. Hitler was a leftists but not a liberal. Amerimutts ruining shit with their brainlet brains.

The right move is righteousness over peace.

But this is what would actually happen if you took every common Jow Forums user and had them go through this situation (they didn't know they were being watched).

>50% would pick up the can immediately
>20% would pick up the can after having the command repeated to them
>15% would pick up the can after having their exit blocked and being told to pick the can up
>10% would say "fuck off" but eventually pick up the can after getting their ass beat. These are the depressed Jow Forumsommandos"

The final 5% are the true heroes because they are our true schizoposters who are so insane they would go full autistic ape on the dude. I mean pulling off the arms and shoving their fist up the poor guards asshole. Ultimate violence once the situation has escalated is the right move.

Pick up the trash can, flip it upside down and put it on his head.

>Implying Jow Forums can follow even the most basic of instructions

This board proved itself incapable of designing its own fucking banner after 300 posts spent producing a variety of abominations that outright ignored the three conditions set for such a thing.

1. ~
2. sv_cheats 1
3. impulse 101
4. profit

The actual reason is pretty much what you think. The modifications they go through are painful and prevent you from doing anything other than the tasks you're meant to do. You're basically turned into a meatbag slave with enough prosthesis or tech melded onto you to do your job until you die.

Throw the can at him and then run like hell.

"Hey free can, thanks officer!"
>>Big into homegrown succulents

I loved the aesthetic of HL2. Too bad Valve doesn’t make games anymore. They never intended to be a game maker anyway.

Where you able to fight those poor souls? I dont even remember how that part of the game turned out, time to reinstall.

Also I forgot to mention that they go through a brainwashing process too at Nova Prospekt IIRC.

Technically? There was one level in Episode 1 where a couple with intense soldering lasers act as a deterrent and you can get rid of them. They're not meant to be enemies.

As I recall the lurkers or whatever they were called were like the penal battalion, captured resistance members and the like given the worst jobs with the most inhumane mods.

The Overwatch dudes were described by Breen to be the best humanity has to offer which suggests they got high end mods. They were also threatened with off-world assignment which suggests they had some free will.

>throw can in face
>jog at leisurely pace around him

Pick up the can because the mission is more important than my own petty pride.

Valve is too busy trying to set the record for "worst games ever published" and build Gabe a Scrooge McDuck style moneybin.

>chuck the can at the police officer
>side strafe around him
>initiate an accelerated back-hop away from him

Stalkers were ex-resistance members but it's implied that a lot of them were also just unlucky fucks that got plucked for no reason, or those deemed "unfit" by the Combine for any variety of reasons.

Overwatch dudes are badass though. The Elites definitely were, until you get the chance to literally fling them across the room like dolls.

(you)
Come back when you stop being underaged

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well as he can barely see you or breathe I'd say skipping about pointing and laughing singing 'no balls gimp suit dropped his can' would be the correct response

Open console commands, give myself a shotgun, shoot him, and put HIM in the trash

Well he's right in the broad sense, mills classical liberalism has little or nothing to do with the broadly statist and anti ree speech American left that is commonly regerred to as liberal. I've always thought that this designation of what liberal meant moving from the 80s (regan, Thatcher) to now was actually a subtle subversion of the centre rights ideological meaning which was Classical Liberalism (an absolute anathema to the US small l liberal). The miss use of the term liberal in the US to refer to pseudo socialists and leftists was a tragedy. The term socialists was perfectly adequate.

reeee speech

A meme is born.

patrician answer.

This

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Also this

Beat his ass with the trash can

>alone with a stun baton and reduced vision
A surprise dropkick would do the job nicely

I wonder what degree of free will they have though. They have a hole in their throat, a hole in their gut and a fucking colostomy bag looking organ thing on their lower torso. It's also implied they don't have balls or any genitalia for that matter.
>b-but hey at least i get to kill uppity NEETs while wearing cool armor

combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Overwatch_Voice/Quotes

During HL2:

>Reward notice: Protection Team member: your family cohesion is preserved.

>Reminder: Memory replacement is the first step toward rank privileges.

>Rank leader: reminder: 100 sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction simulation

>Attention ground units. Mission failure will result in permanent offworld assignment. Code reminder: sacrifice, coagulate, clamp.

During Episode 2, after Citadel loss SHTF:

>All autonomous units: Accept mandatory sector assimilation. Coordinated constriction underway. Debride and cauterize. Entering phase nine, enhanced compliance. Deploy advisory control and oversight. Submit and be subsumed.

>Vital alert. Autonomous units subsumed. Mandatory compliance with all tenets of advisorial assistance act. Threat level adjustment. Probe. Expunge.

Basically CP were just collaborators, for the sake of protecting their families and getting marginal enhanced benefits eg. increased rations. However, any advancement through the ranks was contingent on accepting more and more direct mind-control tech (including direct manipulation of both memory and pleasure response). Past a certain point (probably immediately after the first tech installation), you were absolutely owned by CMB Overwatch AI, but even then they were happy to let you persist in delusion of (coerced) self-motivation - sort of the inverse of IRL brainwashing. Then after SHTF in the end of HL2 (City17 Citadel destroyed, communication between all Citadels on Earth lost), CMB Overwatch AI stopped fucking around and just started assuming direct control.

>don't have balls or any genitalia
Yeah, I'll stick to carrying a shock baton and beating mouthy civilians.

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>non mechanical reproduction simulation

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What is Valve working on these days? What do they even do at all? Did they just dump everything into Steam or am I completely off base?

Valve gave up on making games a long time ago.

Yeah no shit, I gave up on hl3 about a decade ago. What do they do?

>What is Valve working on these days?
Raking in steam monies

Momentarily comply but vow to have no mercy when the rebels kick things off.

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Hl2 had the only Nigger I ever dared let myself care for, Eli, they killed him off for what? Nothing because they're never gonna be a Hl3

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As little as possible. They've probably set up a bot to pay the bills for the steam server maintenance and bandwidth about a year ago, and no one has even called in to office since.

>I'll die before having had the satisfaction of bashing this advisor's head in with a crowbar
Absolutely maddening

I was looking forward to seeing the new area, was it Antarctica right?

yeah yeah I get it, you psychics engine is cool and all can I go on my way now?

Toss it back in his face and get the achievement for it, not a difficult choice m8.

kick it to the next guy and say
>"Pick up that can."

Arctic I think
The thing I was the most excited about was the combine homeworld myself, I can read about their lore for hours without getting tired.
Fucking valve cunts

>THE LORD GABEN DID NOT DISMISS THEE LOWLY HEATHEN SCUM REEEEEEE

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Man I hadn't even thought of that, now I'm more bummed, also glad to see I'm not the only one to autistically read lore on nearly any series I get interested in for hours at time

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Well that was the wrong pic but it works I guess.

Break the faggots legs with my baton for not picking up the can like I ordered him too.

I turn on noclip and fly through him.

>tf2 acknowledges Aperture Science's existence in the comics
>half-life has the borealis
>the borealis was a ship owned by Aperture Science
It is good day to be giant man.

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No, the beat cops were just normal humans in armor.

>when you are the combine but you reach new mexico only to find a bunch of guys in red and blue fighting each other or fighting robots

They update CS:GO every now and again and just sit around rolling in their cash pile.

Don't ever try this btw. Never draw on a drawn gun.

>yfw they walk off rockets and lasers to the face

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Remove Xenos and Xenos collaborators

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>Find some maintenance shed in a field in Michigan
>Walk in
>Find elevator
>Go down
>Get fucking murdered

this
But he's right you absolute retard

>Arthur Finkelstein also had a profound influence on US politics, without ever becoming a household name. He mentored an entire generation of Republican strategists in running negative campaigns and attack ads. He took pride in having made the word “liberal” a slur.

thejc.com/news/israel/arthur-finkelstein-little-known-strategist-who-changed-the-course-of-israel-s-history-dies-aged-72-1.443165

This time it was really (((them)))

I'd pick up the fucking can. Yeah sure, you look weak or pathetic or whatever. But if you can avoid getting battered over the skull with a stick. I feel most people wouldn't think less of you.

Pick up the can before launching into a lengthy lecture about the blight that is littering.
This is naturally followed by a savage beating.

What game is this? I have seen it a lot on Jow Forums but I havent ever learned its name.

Half life never ever 3

Half-Life 2, fucking zoomer

exit game and jack off to thoughts of pic related and fempyro domming my tiny body with their feet

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Half-Life 2, the game that never ages

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>Zoomers displaying bovine levels of retardation once again

It's Half Life, Episode one. Now be careful because it is a story based game that you have to pay attention to. I know it's hard for you to focus if you don't have constant flashing HD images and loud noises to keep your attention, but try. Play it and become enriched.

Then become sad because there is no Episode Three. Gabe is a cunt and I'm sure a distant relation to Todd Howard.

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That game is not half life episode 1.

I’m Jewish, why would I?

Pick up can really slowly. Then bounce it off his head.
Then exercise my freedom to be beaten.

Find another prop, lay it on the can, jump on top prop, and stay there while physics shits itself and either launches the can fast enough to kill him or the infinitely spawning dust clouds crash my game.

Goddamn it I didn't come here to get hard.

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>Also thank the developers for rendering a liberal utopia so perfectly.

This.....

Unironically I always just rushed past him when binge playing the demo.
Took me buying the orange box to realize you can pick up and throw away the can.

>this time