Show me those battle buddies!

Show me those battle buddies!
This natural born killer is a master of guerrilla and psychological warfare.
Experience includes:
>Attacking my feet in the middle of the night
>Pushing anything and everything off shelves
>Sprinting at full speed into closed doors
>Ripping open the bag of cat food and eating till she couldn't move

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Don't have a picture of my Squash Masher with a gun but I can assure you she's something fierce too.
>psychic vocal chirps to vacate ghosts from the immediate area
>can phase in and out of existence
>can pull over ten Gs turns with ease without even scuffing the floor
>she likes to cuddle

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I see you've caught her in the process of phasing back into our out of existence there.
Impressive

cats are fucking gay

My new pup

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This lazy Kat doesn’t even get up to chase birds anymore she just shoots them

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.22 Jow Forumsot sends greetings

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not as much as your dad

you goofed

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What a qt3.14

>that look
Please tell me you played with him a little after a taking the picture

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Oh gosh yeah, it's a struggle to get a picture that either one of these two aren't flopped down in the middle of right after the picture she went exploring inside the gun safe for a while. Lily, from the first picture, is generally pretty independent though and does her own thing most of the time. The other, Tonks, is a lap cat and craves lots of attention.

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Cute pupper.
Why is pupper on the furniture though?

>not letting your pets on the furniture with you
Half the joy of having a pet is having them jump up and cuddle with you, whether it be on the sofa/recliner watching a movie or in bed all night.

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I miss my kot

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is she a good shot?

are they from the same litter?

No, I found Tonks about 5-1/2 years ago as a stray kitten. She had gotten into the machine shop where I worked at the time and I could hear her faint meows from behind the machine I was about to start running that day. The vet estimated she was 3 months old. She weighed 1.4 lbs and had a large bloody wound on her side. Pic is a few days after finding her. Lily was adopted from the local humane society about 3 years ago at 6 months old after she was turned in by her previous owner because they didn't want her anymore.

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Cute kot.

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all these cat fags clearly don't know about mans best innawoods buddy

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Cute, glad they all get along, they're family now

He laughs at short haired dogs. He is the alpha snow boy. Are you cold? Sorry cant relate.

You know adults can love both cats and dogs right

i can feed and pet my cat but I wouldn't say I "love" her

that's entirely your problem

Boris knows when to turn on his Slavic Jow Forumsitteh charm

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Him with the funs to make this Jow Forumsrelated

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He’s either the smartest dumbass or the dumbest smartass but I love him to bits

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Damn bro the balls on that pupper

Cat autism screech REEEEEEEE

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She turns 17 years old this year! It's insane.

Unfortunately no pics with funs.

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Any battle buddy that can beat these balls?

My hiding green anole with his contender.

I have the tism.
Forgot the pic

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Well I'm assuming he's comfy somewhere in there and well protected

He likes to sit up in the top of the tank. I should get a little vine piece for him to chill on.

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whats the most obnoxious pet/insect to cultivate, own?

i was wondering how hard it would be to cultivate bed bugs to disperse at bed bath and beyond

He's old as hell, but he makes pleasant company in the shop.

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I had a thick branch going from one side to the other, my gecko would chill on the underside of the branch. Think something to hide around and climb is a good addition

youtu.be/3ij_pUtJJrw?t=90
what a sweet girl

He's only a temporary occupant in this setup. We just got it put together and plan to put some newts and tiny fish in there. Snert lives in a 10 gallon that has a little tree branch thing he can climb around, but I'll pick up a cheap fake vine for him to sit on up high while he's in this tank.
I have a crested gecko in mid sized hexagonal tank that has plenty of climbing stuff that she loves. I need to get some razor blades to clean up the glass a bit.

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Oh hey boof

stuff randomly falls off shelves, im pretty sure my cat is haunting me
shes chasing ghosts now instead of rabbi(t)s

>you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

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My neighbor had 4 pugs that they'd let out at 5AM before he went to work and leave them out there till his wife woke up around 7:30-8AM. The one black pug would bark non stop so long as it was outside. Kinda ruined pugs for me, now they just piss me off and make me want to smash their faces even more.
Extra pissed off because she was a dispatcher, so of course nothing was ever done.

spend plenty of time with her, user.
you will be glad you did.

be glad they weren't puggles.
a breed of dog so stupid it doesnt know when to stop barking.

That’s strange, my family has owned 7 pugs and none of them have had barking issues. One of my grandmas dogs is a mute I think because nobody has ever heard her bark and she’s like 8 years old.

>pic is my grandmas fat-mute pug.

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kills communists and doesn’t afraid of anything. also this vest can be had on eBay for literally two fucking dollars and it’s hilarious.

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>if only you knew how bad things really were

Don't stare at the balls

cait

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I dont even like cats, but this cat looks awesome.

Wtc tactical dog plate carrier

wtf did you do with it's body

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> I don't care about little Timmy.

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He's a little shit but I love him
he's just small

oh lawd such a cute kitteh

Here’s my Jow Forumsot, Cricket

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She is not

>nyet, no games, cardio now

If only she were an... ocelot.

>Browning Auto 5.

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Comfy thread

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>felinefags
Into the toilet it goes.

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>"May I come in...?"

The cat with a gat

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>instaroastie-tier filter

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oh look, a nigger

unironically killl yourself

So, THAT's how the help source their proteins...!

Animal abusers are unironically worse than pedophiles

She is really pretty.

>t. pedophile

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What exactly happened in your life to make you post this shit? Your mommy didn't give you enough attention? Maybe your dad had his way with you?

Died just before the new year.
14 years old.

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Cats are a liquid

She is a good buddy. She sits on the table and gets mezmorized by my reloading press. Every now and then try to swat at loose brass on the table.

She acts like a dog and if she isnt napping on her favorite chair she is following you around.

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Sorry user

just go on ebay and type in "dog tactical vest" and if you sort by price you can find the same one i have for literally $2 with free shipping. best purchase.

Damn, that sounds kinda like what happened to me. Pic related, I fished the larger one down off of the transmission of a truck that had just driven 12 miles. She was about 4 weeks old, about the size of a tennis ball. That was 5 years ago. The smaller one turned up last June, asleep at the edge of a parking lot. She was hypothermic, dehydrated, and malnourished. About 4 weeks old, the size of a tennis ball, and at the end of her string. She weighs a lot more now, and thinks my dog is her mother.

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must be a fan of the judge

ferrets

rip actual trooper

gib mor kot and shells

if I fits, I sits

My little battle buddy. She LOVES going innawoods and tracking scents. If only I could trust her to find her way back to me I’d let her roam

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that's a female.

Yeah, my GF fell in love with the name Snert though, so she's our little man.

CUTE
Nice rifle, also.

Hey I kno u

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A very regal and well dressed lady. Fun fact female cats are called queens.

LOOK AT THIS PUDGETUDINAL FUZZBEAST

She’s a good girl.... sometimes

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HEY I KNOW THAT KAT

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