How fucked am i?

I had left a USB stick at a public computer lab, it was stolen. within was:
Plans to build a firearm (legal!)
Schematics for said firearm
anarchist cookbook
my name
a website i built in my free time that contains all my passwords and info
black powder recipe
a bit of porn

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I can already hear the glow in the darks outside your house.

>not encrypting your data
We cant hold your hand all the time user. Let us know how prison is.
Also, what kind of pron

rainbow six siege rule 34

holy shit lmao

Lmao OP are you like 15? Fuck me im laughing so hard right now

Long as there was no CP your good, however... This is a perfect opportunity to frame you

You better hope who ever finds it doesn't want to blackmail you with bitcoin requests because that's exactly what I would do.

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Op its probable that theyll take one look and get weirded out and throw it away, or they'll get super worked up and hand it over to the police. probs not the last one tho, most people that steal things like USBs just wipe the flashdrive.

thats what im shitting my pants over. the only reason i had the cookbook in there was because i found it in an old university professors website which i was studying to make my website. i wanted to see if the black powder recipe in there was any good. it was not good, it was shit.

Well...i cant say im disappointed

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Probably some dumb teenage nigger took it. He/she will probably find it creepy but kinda cool like some real dale gribble shit. They will probably just toss it in a drawer and forget about it.

Not bad, although I’m a /d/egenerate

In case you forgot to:
CHANGE YOUR FUCKING PASSWORDS

lol

>Fuze fucks the whole team, again

This, not like they are gonna tell the police they went through all your info on a stolen usb and found some sketchy shit.

Holy moly

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>t. Randy Pitchford

You're fucked

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You should preemptively turn yourself in at the local police station

It will help lessen the huge load your bunghole is about to take

Biggest concern The Man has with the Anarchist Cookbook is 15 year olds blowing their hands off trying to make a pipe bomb on their parents bbq.
>tfw burned hand making smoke bombs when 15