So my roommate thinks I'm a single minded gun obsessed school shooter...

Make sure you give a kiss and read a bedtime story to your nugget.

Rosa Parks

Sasha

>smile

Mariya

Alyona
or Lyudmila if you're a historyfag

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Cosmolina, a daughter of the cosmoline family

Your name + Junior.

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Wait I'm not the only one with this problem?

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Charlene

youtube.com/watch?v=LjXadFaSAJM

We are brothers in guns

How do you enjoy the dong my friendo? Though about doing a little fitting to put on on my Veppie.

>problem

It compliments her(male) very well. The dong makes it better for a better shooting experience.

Noice. Any difficulties loading long lad RPK mags? Does the dong make it any more difficult to rock and lock?

Natalia

Name it bobbeh

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Cat Goddess

Urletta

Anastasia, Russian girl that looked Asian who I fucked in the ass off tinder

Sovaskaya

L-Lyud

It’s not weird to sleep with a rifle? Is it?

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katyusha

Name it after his ex.

>inb4 your roomate sells you out with red flag laws
Vasily

Careful OP. Freak him out too much and he'll report you.

OP asks for advice on how to make his roommate call the police to get him v&

/thread

Id go with the female version of his name

What else should I do to fuck with him

>Jenna
it's arabic for heaven, which is where I'll go when I cleans the unbelievers, inshallah

>So my roommate thinks I'm a single minded gun obsessed school shooter, earlier today i tucked my mosin in to bed to fuck with him.What name should I give my mosin in order to further fuck with my roommate further? Preferably female
Well, you could always try some more shit that never happened. It seems to be working out well so far.

Ameen

The more I deal with kuffar, the more comfortable I am with the idea that they will all burn in hell for all eternity

This is literally the most believable story I have ever read on Jow Forums what the fuck is wrong with you retard

>no raifu to get snug and cozy with

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You need a goddam life

I cant wait until OP gets red flagged and he comes here to make a thread about how hes totally innocent and his roommate had absolutely zero reason to do so

Ekaterina of Russia, after Catherine the Great.

What's his, I mean, her name?

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tie a baby bib to it and feed it from a spam can with a spoon like an old webm that i haven't seen in years

Talia, Kasia, Natasha, Katya, lots of good Slav girl names. Just find a Russian pr0nstar you like cumming to and use her name.

Anna Karenina

This is enough proof for me

Maybe you should be a fucking adult and not make gun owners look bad?

Do you know where you are?

Named mine clavdia

Katya. A classic ruski name

obviously you name it natasha

No seriously, what this man said
Do you have a single fucking clue where you are at?

Sweet, I am not the only one

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Get a scary fully semi automatic nazi mg42 / mg3, and name her erika

Name her Tanya. HH brother.

Oh fugg, is that an svt and a dpm

I absolutely do, there is a lot of good discussion and forced memes.

What's roommate's name? Call gun "cooler *roommate's name*"

SVT...you're a leaf, aren't you?

If you broke up with a girl recently, name your gun after her. Make sure he sees you petting it and whispering to it.
If virgin, name it after your mother. Repeat steps above.

She looks like a Tanya, if not, Ludmila

Clean your rifle while baby talking to it. When your roommate catches you stare at him until he turns his back, resume baby talk
Or name it after his ex/girlfriend talk dirty to it

better call saul

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Yes, but its a dp-28, the one without a pistol grip.
Worse, (((commifirnian)))

Donald

Wait.. You sleep on your floor?

Natalia

my older brother has Mosin and some Arsenal AK. my older brother likes to march around his room very loudly while listening to classical war tunes while also fully geared up. he also likes to spout some random Arabic and Russian to freak his neighbors out. maybe try that?

If he’s seen FMJ name it Charlene
>inb4 “but its not an m14”

ivanka

>putting your gun to bed
>naming your gun
>this is somehow bad optics

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The struggle is real

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Vlad Tepes.

Ivanka.

Katrina
Katinka
Katya

Really, anything with Kat in it. Because those sound nice to me. Also, sleep with it from now on.

based

The paranoid and the veterans do it all the time. So if you're one of those, then your fine.

Is it not normal to name your guns?i because I've named all of mine

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I call the big one bitey

I've been telling my coworkers for weeks now that I have a russian gf named Vintovka. little do they know what that means.

>implying hoplosexuality is any reason for the state to take your raifu away
fuck off cuck

My m4's name in basic was katya, wanted to name my sig that after but it feels wrong.

jesus dude you're fucking lame

highest triggering potential. which is good because the mosin fucking seized again.

this is a komfy thread

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Doing it intentionally to irritate his roommate is in fact, bad optics.

This.

Moihysa Nughannt (derived from moist nugget/mosin nagant)

Yuria.

>Get have sleep with SMAW on navy ship with their tiny ass bunks
>Be 6'6"
>mfw

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What did you name the SVT? I'm jealous.

>the token retard in our company managed to ND a mag full of blanks inside his sleeping bag in the middle of the night during basic
>no guns inside tents policy implemented immediately after that for the remainder of basic
>tfw