PATCH THREAD B,S,T!

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Microsoft Paint, GIMP, and Adobe Illustrator.

Someone wanted this last thread. Please save this so I can remove the Carmelita porn off of my hard drive.

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I mean actually digitizing something into a embroidery file you pleb.

I'm a poorfag like 90% of Jow Forums so I dunno. My answer is still MS Paint though.

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sTORE WHERE?

I'm poorfag too. The program I'm using in like over $4,000 if you don't steal it... I bet mine is buggy because pajeet can't pirate things right.

What the fuck is an embroidery file

I learned recently that I had these set to unavailable
You can actually buy them now

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is this a commission patch? it's cute

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6 inch patch huh?
wanna know how I know youre being a bullshitter?

suck my cunt user that's just a random image from my furry porn folder I auto digitized in like 5 seconds

Also great news lads, I'm officially in business. The 2015 version Pajeet gave me was only buggy because it wasn't compatible with win10. So I got him to hook me up with the 2017 version which is working perfectly and has even more features. I have been using digitizing software for years, but this one is way more advanced and up to date. Normies actually have to pay $4,299 for this lmao.

I have access to Janome embroidery machines through my job and this program supports JEF files so I can sew out my designs whenever. Definitely going to be making Jow Forums related patches so will open store when I get enough designs done and produced to justify it.

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if you're reliable there are always a steady stream of people who ask where to get exactly 1 patch of whatever they want.

Oi dullahan, got a discount code for me to use?

Patsebin for discounts when?

cracker doesnt pay enough attention to update a new store for 6 months do you really think hed update one daily?

no

>my furry porn folder

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Doesnt have to be cracker

Care to share a copy? I've been curious to fuck around with a digitizing program. I have an /o/ related patch idea I'm kickin around.

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Based, fuck artificial rarity niggers

Yiff in hell.

Atleast give us the artist m8

when are we getting a Trauma Team reorder?

Someone make again the afrika korps neon patch fukkin please

>tfw I got one
I plan to trade/sell it eventually in a few weeks when I'm back home. What patches you got to trade?

Best offer wins.

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I can work the software fast enough to do that, but we'll see if I actually get really committed or just become lazy or depressed or something who tf knows.

Wish I could but it's beyond my skill. Since these programs are so expensive they are really secure against illegal copying/owning of them. Most have physical usb security devices or license files and shit. It's a real bitch. I only got mine because am friends with an Indian that's autistic enough to figure it out.

who made the destroyer of melons patch again?

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Posting collection with no shame.

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wtc subversive radio host and welcome to night vale?

Here you go, bud.
topatoco.com/collections/wtnv

Someones probably gonna call me a new fag, but what is Night vale?

>welcome to nightvale
>gorillaz

You can do much better user.

Hey guard, keep your advertising contained to patch thread my man. That's what it's here for.

You need to cultivate some shame, my dude.

loadoutsupply

What is that?

A grenade you stupid fuck hole

Thank you for the kind reply sir. I love you. Be safe out there.

Jeez this is the fastest I've ever seen patch threads move

Still waiting on GOA patch.

Do you have an embroidery machine? Because your shit doesn't need to be digitized otherwise

which one of you homos is this

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>all wood and WGW
>knockoff MAGA

faceberg for sure

Not to mention this dude looks like he's 5'7" and 130 pounds. The Kanna daki says it all, I think.

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for someone who doesnt regularly check the patch thread, who is faceberg?

Any person that primaraly hangs out on facebook

oh i see. i thought it was a specific vendor from here that was banished to fb

your post makes me laugh but I'm laughing with you not at you

>knockoff MAGA
>slick velcro carrier with cummerbund set way too low
>no plates
>9mm mags in 5.56 pouches
>generic leather belt
>riser on a non AR
>lower 1/3rd riser on a gun without irons

Come on now

Anyone selling the sekret santa patch? I didn't win

Got these in yesterday plus a huge load of Ukrainian milsurp
Will post updated patchwall in a second

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Someone brotate me please

>Drives a dump truck
>Dirty unkempt house
>Belly he can't get rid of
>No wife or GF
>Shitty personality

Come on now

I like your Iceland flag patch user, pretty cool that they speak the closest dialect to Old Western Norse on the planet.

OOF

You can buy them for about $6 email [email protected]

You forgot
>Lives rent free in Kyle's malformed head

And Kyle lives in yours I guess?

[spoiler]fluff-kevlar[/spoiler]

Oh hey someone actually working on my idea? Thanks!
I didn't really expect you to use that picture because it's level of detail is a little too much for a patch,but I'm glad you've managed to do so well!

I made the mock up here, but couldn't get Interpol to text warp correctly so I had to leave it out. That user just took it into a program and digitized the design. It does look nice, so maybe once they're finished you could get in contact with them and buy it.

2 commie stickers, gravity falls, nightvale? seriously?

Nah just trying to save a buck. Figure it's a lot cheaper to go to a local embroidery place with the digitized file already ready (and the labor hours they'd charge to digitize an image taken out of the equation).

Like the residual fecal matter stuck to the pubes on your momma's ass.

>tfw I got two Afrika Corp, two American skull, 2 rune skull and one Antarctic Expedition

Plus I have the Fallout commonwealth flags, the regular red white and blue, and the Gobi campaign one.

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Oh and I also have Ai's Shadilay record patch.

Don't lie, he has a nice comfy cottage in your head, with free land lord services.

My "rare" patches include the STG44 waifu (which may not be rare anymore soon), and the aesthetic Afrika Korps patch.

My rare patches are these.

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If you would be so kind to express your interest in any of the pic related with the following poll: strawpoll.me/17238175 nb: designs are WIP (various options for the US CD design exist). Thanks!

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Updated the store because all I had was shitty stock images. Please do not forget your promo codes, folks. PLEASE.

It triggers me that the size for your flag patches aren't all standardized. Nice haul though.

boted :^)

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>slick velcro carrier
There's nothing wrong with this.

>being a gook

Come on now.

>boted :^)
thx bae
I kinda bollocksed up the order of the image/poll, eh...

I'd be bothered that they're not all the same size too, if my double autism didn't make me appreciative of the fact that they're all replicated in the real life aspect ratios. Such is better than every flag being exactly the same dimensions. The standardisation I've tried for is a height of 3.5 centimeters. In many cases, the width is 5.5 centimeters. But that can not always be the case, like with Macedonia's 1:2 , or Belgium's 13:15.

>tfw got the eternal scout badge too but it has no velcro
The radio host patch is fuckin sick I gotta get that

it's some shitty podcast popular with pic related

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Jow Forums definitely wouldn't like it since it has gay people in it

>it has gay people in it
I don't think you really understand what does and doesn't turn Jow Forums on

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And filtered

I entertaining to watch people try and deny how gay Jow Forums is.

I’m going to say I’m straight, but that’s kinda hot

It's gay in the sense that it ain't traps

Pls more.

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thanks, fren

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Theyre still going to charge you for digitizing

w2c 1:1 at4 ??

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>digitize image myself
>give digitized file to shop
>charged for digitizing
wut?

How many times have you done this? They're not going to trust one randos attempt unless they specifically advertise the service.