Naughty guns thread

Bit me while cocking, love it when she’s feisty

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Why were you closing the bolt wrong handed?

I've never hurt myself with a gun. I have functioning adult brain.

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>he doesn't play with his guns
What are you? A faggot?

I got hit in the nose by a Ruger Mk. II as a kid. Was told to "fix my shit" and have yet to be hurt by a gun since.

Type 38 Arisaka has a razor sharp pointy metal bit when you disassemble it, the slant ghost who haunts my rifle fucks me up with it everytime I disassemble it. Also, I have cut my finger on the barrel extension (receiver extension? I forgot) on a Remington Model 11.

The channels that hold the feed brackets inside Rem 1100 receivers are razor sharp. If you're rubbing them down with oil you will slice your finger open real easy. Didn't figure this out until the third 1100 I dug into and finally figured it out.

No. An adult, as I already stated.

>adult brain
not with that ego desu

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>NoFunAllowed
In that case why even bother with guns at all then if you lack that much of an imagination

You don't know what the word "ego" means.

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Because I like to shoot them, and I carry one for protection.

>NoFunAllowed
It's fun to cut open your hand?

This, when I first got my mosin I didn't fully understand how to manipulate the bolt and kept cutting my left hand because taking my hand away from the trigger area felt counterintuitive. It's not meant to be played with leftie.

I have no problems shooting my mosin left handed maybe you're just retarded

i know that if you dont leggo of it, youre gonna get shot

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Haha OP here. That is EXACTLY what I did.

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You're not meant to manipulate the bolt with your support hand rather than your shooting hand is what I meant. At least that's the case with right handed operation, idk about left

>shooting my club's Sig P210
>insert mag
>slap it in like on my 1911
>heel mag catch bites my palm
>only notice like 2 mags later
>"??? why is there blood on my target"

that spring is STRONK

>[spoiler]the fudds made fun of me that day[/spoiler]

You can play with guns without hurting yourself like a retard.

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Everyone, point your fingers at this faggot and laugh!

>I have cut my nose shooting an ak with no stock
I have seen other people:
>a noguns broke his glasses shooting a scoped .308
>a guy cut his eyebrow area shooting some kind of PSL type rifle 7.62x54r
>a guy cut his thumb shooting a Beretta 92 while holding it incorrectly (thumb to the right instead of thumb forward)
>a guy get burned from the flash from a revolver because he was holding it wrong

Doesn't anyone else diddle their guns?

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I might finger mine from time to time

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you guys are weird

My SKS likes buttstuff as well

I like pain. Its better if its an unexpected sharp pain like a broken finger. Makes me feel alive. No sexual aspect, infact I have a very conventional taste for fit blondes in stockings having uncontrollable orgasms. But I do like the unexpected injury. Its like I wake up from slumber for a while.

I got a pretty good greentext on this.

>be 5'10" manlet that flinches at 9mm recoil and had never fired anything stronger than .357
>finally purchase my favorite gun
>pic related. My wife's normie EDC and a quarter shown for scale
>excitedly take it to the range
>shoot a box of .45lc to warm up and get used to the trigger
>time to move up to .454
>actually physically hurts to shoot
>hand goes numb either from adrenaline or the grip smacking my hand like an angry dominatrix
>load the 6th or so cylinder
>"wtf, did this ammo get packaged with red paint on it?"
>load next round
>more red paint on the ammo
>"oh fuck, it's me"
>recoil had shoved my thumbnail into my thumb and got blood everywhere before I noticed
>have to ask the RSO for a band-aid
>he makes fun of me for thinking I'm a big man shooting my big man gun and hurting myself

Other than that, it was a 10/10 experience. Thing gets a lot of "oohs and ahs" at the range every time I go and the sheer power behind the thing still gives me the same rush every time I take it. If anybody here has never shot a hand canon, I would definitely recommend it. Changed my life.

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