What do you guys stash in your grips? I'm considering the following options:
1. 3x Condoms
2. 7 Extra rounds
3. A lighter and some tinder-wick
4. A lighter and some weed
5. A map titled "Ah, you got me..." which leads to my weapons cache
Or some combination of these. I'm taking suggestions, thanks.
I enjoy options 1 - 4 as, the 5th implies premeditated self demise. Although, I see the progressive stance in arguing the 5th option. Never surrender!
Those are good ideas. So far all I have is a broken shell extractor and some ear plugs.
I keep a pet spider in mine.
Wonder if hes still okay.
Maybe some bandaids and neosporin?
Motherfucker that weapons cache better be rigged with explosives
It's actually my dragon dildos
>Mfw I thought you were making a vidya reference
Time to fellate a barrel
Skittles
keeping condoms in a rifle? what kinda tard carries a full size rifle around w him to places he forsees fucking? is this some Alabama tier bullshit or are u buttbuddies with a few of ur range/hunting pals
what ever happened to a wallet u fuckinf sperg lmao
smol lube bottle
Boresnake spare disposable earplug
One does not collect weapons to simply survive and use them all. They're slain in the first 24 hours of the apocalypse and someone finds their cache later in the series.
Nice trips, you probably never use either of those though.
What's his name?
Ya so I can mend my gunshot wounds after a battle.
> Get into heated gun battle during apocalypse
> Defeat opponent
> No more ammo
> Find map to storehouse in his grip
> Enter storage, it's full of crates
> Each crate contains 150+ unique, explosive dragon dildos
Condoms are good for covering the business end to keep water/debris out. They're also good for plugging ur mum with. Besides, wallets can only hold 1-2 condoms which simply isn't enough for the apocalypse.
I was considering something useful such as these. I'd rather put meme tier items in there though.
Peanut butter.
>emergency lube for rifle
>attract a canine mate if no humans are available
>high calorie density emergency food
>condoms in the apocalypse
>not just doing ur god given duty as a man and pulling a ghenkis khan to repopulate the earth
Fucking three gets in a row
> Peanut butter & rifle
No nigger, I caught chlamydia once and it was horrible. I'll just use a turkey baster or funnel, the new world will be more scientific than the old new world.
A nickel (it's the perfect size for adjusting my sights)
Allen key (For adjusting my piston AR if I need to)
Extra mag release spring (spare part for my piston)
Extra firing pin
Tiny bottle of oil
I should probably put a spare bolt in there, but they're like $100 my the chances of my bolt failing isn't that high.
I have two 123 Batteries in my foregrip (for my light and optic)
Nothing. I don’t have a plug in my grip but even if I did it would still be nothing.
Bore snake, oil and ear pro buds
Thanks, adding allen + extra firing pin + batteries
Lens cleaner for my sight, some allen wrenches, and dummy rounds for me.
You don't have a fuckgun? This is why we beat whatever degenerate sports team that belongs to whatever (probably tn) state you belong at, roll tide.
Unless you belong to Clemson. Every one of you can choke on those bigmacs.
OP here, that's my PSA in the OP :-)
I love you.
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but if it works for you it isn't stupid. I keep oil and patches in mine.
Just remember, user. Kay Ivey, Nick Saban, and Bob Gibson's White Sauce love you.
Why? Why on earth would you ADD weight to a rifle?
It's negligible weight added to the most neutrally balanced part of the gun.
1. Spare bolt
2. Boresnake and a bit of lube
3. Batteries
4. Wrenches&tools for dissassembly or removing optics/lights/etc
5. Broken shell extractor
6. Spare ear pro
The dried out severed penises of my enemies
>What do you guys stash in your grips?
Copies of NFA tax stamps.
nah man, like that one quest in borderlands, "stash" is a mosin crate full of plastic explosives that goes boom when opened
Ranch dressing.
Do you fuck the range trap bareback?
unironically extra batteries for my optic
A spare bolt and spare firing pin. Idiot.
Reese's pieces and some haribo gummy bears
>fucking the range trap
are you allowed to do that 0_0
asking for a friend
Pack of Zig-Zags, 2grams of Purple Urkel, ear pro, and 3 hits of clean LSD.
No, he uses ear and eye protection.
I keep an old visene bottle full of lube in mine. Fits quite nice actually
unencrypted flash drive with all of your shota
> Implying all of my shots can fit on any one flash drive
Only the receiver risks getting AIDS.
Air.
I caught chlamydia once but I fucking hate condoms, my dick just refuses to work with them
Skittles.
Too expensive, what am I? Some money guy?
Jack less.
>Jack less
lol no
>not leading them to a booby trap in hopes of a from the grave kill
Pleb
Carnikcon?
I thought most of the Jow Forumsucks on this board stuffed their grips with the wee wee sized fleshlights.
>why would you even carry a gun LOL they're so heavy???
It's like 6 ounces of spare parts and emergency supplies you dumb shit.
>not filling every open space inside a firearm with twinkies
I laughed far to hard at this.
5 Is kinda based, I'd do 3 though.
The real redpill is to fill it with amphetamines. Read the fin pervitin story.
Suicide bullet
Lense cleaner, scope warranty, some adjustment tools
Too hard? Is there a legal limit to how hard you can laugh? Were you literally shaking because your diaphragm was contracting so violently that you wore yourself out? Did you alarm your neighbors with autistic screeching?
Because if not, you need to get the fuck out and stop using fucking outdated reddit hyperbole.
Chill out Captain Autismo. He clearly meant that the other anons post wasn't actually funny or clever enough to warrant his level of laughter.
suck a dick nigger the whole country is tired of your black-ass school
let's hope there's some real competition for us next year
Ear plugs and kleenex to wipe away liberals tears when the 10mm makes a little noise.
How about some of your butt lube?
> tired of losing
> implying my butt doesn't self-lube
batteries for whatever electronics are on the gun
then I grew up and took the electronics off
so nothing
tendies
pain killers / muscle relaxers / amphetamines / crystal
something for that worst case scenario to take the edge off
2 AA batteries wrapped in plastic and silenced with a rubber band for my EOKek
I like it and I bet you could see in the dark better than the glow in the dark faggots