MRE thread

Howdy Jow Forums! /out/fag here, and I'm planning to order some MREs online. Any reccomendations? Meals I should stay away from?

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Veggie omelet is pretty good, definitely grab one of those.

One large pepperoni,


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Dude what the fuck. You're not supposed to let normies know about those, they'll buy them all up.

Whatever you do don't be a retard that pays $10 for an MRE. The military pays a fraction of that amount per meal. And $6 per meal is usually the best you can find in bulk. That said, Chicken pesto pasta and beef stew are the #1 MREs, fight me IRL if you disagree.

TRAITOR, NOW I CAN'T STOCK UP ON THEM!
FUCK YOU MAN!

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Ive got A and B boxes if you’re interested.

>Any reccomendations?
Ones that have a nice hiss
>Meals I should stay away from?
Ones that don't have a nice hiss

Ham slice and the four fingers of death. If you can find them they'll be like 20 years old for that extra special flavor.

get extra jalepeno cheese spread

I didn't know Steve1989 lurks Jow Forums

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he does, my friend sent him a bunch of MRES from the 80s and a kebab remover patch. people got mad at him displaying the patch and he told them to get fucked.

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isgts prostiins

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My favorite was always Beef Patty. Veggie Omelet is a stain upon humanity.

I want to cum on her tits.

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spinach fettuccine

Best spot to order them online?

Jesus, these fucks are trying to lead you astray. The actually good MREs are:
Asian Beef Strips
Chili Macaroni
Meatballs in Marinara

Accept no others.

Shin Ramyun gang reporting for duty. Just add egg or bologna or wtf ever you want.

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Sapporo Ichiban FTW

Just hop on Amazon, you can get cases for $60-$80 a piece depending on pack date.

Also, I tried the beef taco one, it's seriously Hormel Chili and Cheeze whiz.

please stay away from any Indonesian Mres available online, except Enertab or vitamin drinks which available legally for civvies.

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In army bct the Drill sergeants would always give the 'Creamy Spinach Fetecine' to whoever pissed them off that day.
If you like eating diarrhea, go for that one.

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taco is king

I do love me some MRE threads

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What the fuck! Why would you tell them about that? Now the prices are going to go through the roof GOD DAMN.

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>shin ramyun
>cooking bag included
>highly dense in necessary calories for combat activity
>tasty soup packet with electrolytes
>add flavor enhancers to make a good meal even better
>good dry or cooked
Add in a multivitamin supplement and you're set to go.

cute kitter

He is very soft

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is that you steve

>Not having anime girls on your MRE package

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First strike bars are the shit. Peel off the sticker and put them on your pack to prove you're a booty mcboot

Bro, chicken pesto tho

Just go on the mre info site. It has contents list for basics everything Steve reviewed, so basically everything.

Sadly not just an amateur collector

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I got one of these from a Menu #5. Should I be afraid of it

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I'm happy my people finally contributed to something good.

Price per box?

so which country has the best mres? I'm guessing the euro ones?

It's real...

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Why don't those NATICK niggers just make MRE calzones instead of pizza?
Don't have to worry about cheese turning brown over time if the outside is supposed to be brown and the inside can't be seen.

fuck, now I have to buy it

I pray to god Steve gets his hnds on one of these.

Cute!
>$100
Not cute.

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Source?

Wait....civvies actually buy rat packs?
Wtf...why

Boys we now have an objective as Jow Forums to do now. We must spam message his email box with the link to that website and get him to review this along with sending with these packages directly so he would have a steady supply of anime MRE.

NOW WHO'S WITH ME!?

Already a ration thread up.

LARPing

Little late for that.

My brother got me Case A as a gag gift one Christmas. That jalapeno cheese stuff is pretty decent. I'm convinced it's effectively a compound butter.

I take them camping. They're not horrible, they just taste like canned foods or some of those cakes you find in vending machines.

my man

also, dont get the cup version its garbage

Epic win.

>49.90 shipping
fucking kikes

One of the Norwegian arctic field rations, the tikka masala menu is pretty good but the Reindeer stew knocks it out of the park, also that colombian freeze dried coffee is really good.