So who’s ready for an epic war in South America?
Vietnam 2, jungle fever boogaloo
Lincoln Hughes
Nathan Bennett
Today's events in Venezuela are strongly supported by bloggers and tabloid editors, who have been looking forward for years to having the chance to write headlines about a "Fracas in Caracas".
Caleb Taylor
We will send the niggers and jannies to fight. The jannies will be paid nothing and the niggers will get 3/5ths the pay of jannies.
Lincoln Cooper
Latest update is Maduro has given US diplomats 72 hours to leave the country
Unclear where military stands, but there was an incident where soldiers opened fire on anti Maduro protestors
Austin Anderson
What's Saddam doing there? And has he been bulking?
Thomas Ross
Thread theme
Luke Foster
Nah, this
m.youtube.com
On another note, Erdogan has apparently given his support to Maduro.
Nathaniel Foster
>The US getting into a South American war
Not going to happen.
All our ME adventures have been through the Authorization for Use of Military Force, which doesn't cover South America. Congress would need to pass new legislation to fund any action, and as that would require Congress to do something it will never happen.
Liam Jackson
Christopher Smith
We're not pitching another war with one of our informal colonies. It costs too much to disrupt the banana and coca industries. What we will do is watch all the communist waste countries slowly implode and then have the CIA set up new puppet governments so we can exploit their resources for peanuts. If they send some big titted brown girls up this way to the border then fine, we need some cultured South Americans to replace all these illegal Mexican welfare shitstains.
Parker Nguyen
Benjamin Cook
>Maduro orders US diplomats to leave within 72 hours after cutting all ties with US
>US backed opposition, and diplomats refuse this “illegitimate order”
>Maduro kills, or attempts to kill US diplomats and staff
Casus belli for war achieved
At the very least the possibility IS there, and I would wager Russia and China would be willing to back any side that opposed to the US in Venezuela if they aren’t already
Nicholas Williams
>the fracas in Caracas
there's only one good way to do this.
Owen Diaz
The diplomats are just going to shred everything and leave. There are SOPs for this.
James Johnson
No, I mean they have already made statements that they are going to ignore Maduro
Leo Gutierrez
War requires a reason and money.
If you seriously think that Venezuela is capable of any action capable of getting Congress to fund another war then you seriously overestimate their capability.
James Anderson
Military brass is supporting Maduro
Police has joined protesters
Lower military ranks... who knows
Hunter Richardson
NUKES
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Asher Russell
USA want brazil to start and go first to war before they start helping.if brazil don't move,there won't be any war.
Gabriel Smith
Proofs?
Jonathan Miller
Wait what happened??
Alexander Peterson
kek
Jack Johnson
>Venezuela opposition leader declared himself interim president.
>US and many latin american countries have recognized him as interim president.
>Maduro has lost his blue checkmark on twitter.
Cameron Williams
GLASS EM ALL
2019
32,606,483 DEAD VENEZUELANS
Opposition leader just took a note from napoleons play book and crowned himself president, Trump proceeds to recognize him as the legitimate president.
Maduro spergs and severs all diplomatic ties, US diplomats have 72 hours to leave.
David Allen
My fault, the wording of the tweet threw me initially
>we
Even so, I think it holds some significance
Cameron Hill
>big titted brown girls up this way to the border then fine, we need some cultured South Americans to replace all these illegal Mexican welfare shitstains.
how do they differ
Jace Rodriguez
they don't speak spanish. don't eat taco and actually take baths regurlarly.
Ian White
Translation: They're shredding documents and burning everything as we speak, extraction of all vital personell scheduled within the day.
Nolan Moore
I saw an article earlier where a military unit took some hostages and basically tried to start a coup
Camden Butler
So what are the odds that this turns into another Benghazi for the US?
Cooper Long
Anyone know of any live streams covering this?
Chase Jenkins
Not likely we dont have a nigger and a bitch in office... Shit will get real REAL quick and they will learn what fucking with America entails! We will be down there killing spics wholesale inside an hour!
Jaxson Walker
Thomas Ramirez
boogaloo is still fucking gay
Leo Martin
>Vietnam 2, jungle fever boogaloo
>Vietnam 2
Now you've yank-jinxed it. Now all we'll see a dragged out war where the US eventually gets worn out, bored, and finally forfeits the match.
Henry Clark
Arnold's movie 6th Day predicted this.
Genetically engineered humans and a "jungle war".
Xavier Hill
this, it must NOT be a Vietnam 2
it must be a Panama 2, with god tier 80s jungle aesthetic
Camden Myers
i don't think usa will go back to the 80s uniform,.
Easton Rodriguez
sadly, but we can get something almost as good if we switch to OCP before we ship
Jose Green
Uhhh....Janitors or Janissaries?
Connor Thompson
>Not multicam tropic
Faggot
Caleb Jenkins
magical scenario
>China, Russia + whoever else get past the USN and starts giving material support to Maduro and the army.
>They get the best export weapon systems the countries offer.
>Maduro is willing to fight to the death.
How long will the war take Jow Forums?
Christopher Gonzalez
About tree fiddy.
Ryan Thomas
>russian equipment fails spectacularly, as it always does
>"i-i-it was just monkey models" will be spammed on Jow Forums for months
can't wait
Owen Wilson
...million dead Muricans. :^)
Henry Ward
>China and Russia will intervene on Maduro's behalf
Imagine being this actually retarded
James Parker
>magical scenario
Imagine forgetting how to read
Alexander Mitchell
anyone got a make on that watch?
Logan Jackson
Velcro is fucking gay
>hurr muh sterility!
Kayden Baker
The level of small arms in the hands of chavez millitias is extremely high. The ame as the general level of violence in caracas, with an average dead toll higher than irak.
Christopher Martinez
>Venezuela
>Don't speak spanish
Are you retarded?
Chase Flores
I doubt anything will happen.
The world is just too business oriented these days, and nuclear weapons of course.
All it takes for something like this to be settled is simply this, "How much do I owe you?"
A check is written out, cashed, and you have peace.
Julian Foster
If I get hired as a Merc how much will the Chinese pay me to guard their oil interests?
Bentley Gomez
They’ll pay you in animangos
Jack Robinson
>operation Just Cause 2 Electric Boogaloo
Caleb Myers
Probably with 2 bullets to the back of the head.
All that oil is government owned. Whoever gets the government gets the oil. Fucking, duh.
What we don't need to do is get boots or mercs on the ground. Afghanistan was a mistake and Iraq was a larger mistake. We need CIA/SF kill squads backing and controlling factions. The original plan in Afghanistan was to back the opium industry against the taliban, then politics got into it. War on drugs burned poppy fields and a huge influx of regular army/national guard eternally fucked it all up and we became just another invader.
Charles Sanders
Man, I'm more bummed that Pandemic is gone.
Christian Green
God I hope so, I'm literally in the process of joining the Army right now, I leave for basic in March and if I never get a combat deployment I'm going to be very disappointed.
Carter Ward
FUCK dude I never learned how to read.
David Jenkins
ARNG, leave in February for OSUT
Deployment would be epic, and dying would be even cooler
Liam James
Henry Stewart
Nothing will happen, Venezuela is starving to death and can't afford to fly it's Sukhois, also maintenance on their newest aircraft is lagging way behind and their economy is in worse shape than Zimbabwe's.
Noah Barnes
>Comparing a bunch of starving, lazy spics to based Gooks
Chase Barnes
Russians will be flying those planes like the Korean War.
Camden Brown
>venezuela
more like vuvuzela
because it's africa tier
Evan Taylor
This.
Wyatt Rivera
i told my wife this joke and i got a pity laugh
i liked it
Tyler Carter
Great, now I'm going to be waxing nastolgia and depressed before going to bed. And I have to call Humana tomorrow morning first thing to unfuck a prior authorization. And this Venezuala thing is probably going to be loudly swept under the rug by the media because Trump backed the person who isn't Madura and that conflicts with the view that everything Trump does is bad, so they'll put guns on blast because that Florida bank robbery went pear shaped and now it's a "mass shooting". I'm angry because I'm also sad
Jonathan Powell
Either that or they intend to turn the embassy into a Green Zone.
Nolan Miller
Fuck that, I have already too many of these fuckers coming up into my state, I dont want more coming because they are displaced by war.
Jaxon Harris
>not mercenaries 2 IRL boogaloo
Easton Howard
I am shaking with excitement, love that the guy everyone is backing didn’t even run for president.
Alexander Price
Countries expected to follow the US in recognition of Venezuela's new government
Jackson Fisher
What map is that?
Asher Robinson
>tfw you will never be all you can be
Levi Morris
It's that time of year bro
Christopher Russell
>America destabilises the Middle East and Europe gets flooded with retarded feral shitskins
>America destabilising Venezuela is going to get America flooded with feral shitskins
This is pretty much what (((((they)))) want isn’t it? It’s well known (((Pence))) and (((Rubio))) all work for the deep state
Cameron Barnes
>Maduro has lost his blue checkmark on twitter.
That's it folk, to war!
Kayden Perez
finally a war in US backyard for once
Jeremiah Powell
I don't think there will be an intervention. Their military would fold immediately anyway.
Xavier Hall
>be America
>have 56% demographics and fucked up public finances due retarded wars in the Middle East
>"wat do?"
>"let's start a war in Latin America"
This is unreal. After Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and so many other clusterfucks Americans have learned nothing.
Unreal.
Joseph Wright
>Their military would fold immediately anyway.
Of course and probably on purpose as they'd plan to engage in gorilla warfare, likely heavily supported by Russia, China, North Korea and Cuba.
Adrian Bennett
There is literally nothing wrong with a hawkish foreign policy.
Dylan Rivera
>There is literally nothing wrong with a hawkish foreign policy.
Ok. Enjoy your formerly white and financially ruined country then. And say hello to your next President while you're at it.
Aiden Perez
The others were in the middle east. This is in the Americas. It's in the USA's best interest to intervene. China and Russia trying to put bases in Venezuela. We must crush communism in our own hemisphere before we project unto others.
Gabriel Roberts
Stay on your socialist discord, please. She won't be old enough in 2020 you moronic Europoor.
Robert Torres
>Syria still in conflict
>Russia flexing in Eastern Europe and learning from Syrian War
>Turkey getting uppity with the Syrian border and Kurds
>Kurds want their own state and Israel supports it
>North Korea not even clarifying basic statements on denuclearization and is probably playing games
>Venezuela in bipartisan chaos with US administration clearly taking sides
Oh man, we were born in the exact right time.
Christian Wilson
>The others were in the middle east. This is in the Americas. It's in the USA's best interest to intervene
God, you're stupid. The big difference between a war in the Americas and ME is that America is isolated from the ME. Thus, America is shielded from the consequences.Notice how all the rapefugees from Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq and elsewhere went to Europe and not America?
Now, with Venezuela the table are turned. Europe would be isolated from it but not America. And America absorbing Venzuelans would forever destroy American demographics. You want South African demographics in a matter of 20 years? That's exactly how you get it.
>We must crush communism in our own hemisphere before we project unto others.
Neither China nor Russia are communist countries, American retard. Their political model is anti-democratic, their social model is anti-liberal and their economic model is state capitalism.
Do you know how anti-democratic, anti liberal, state capitalist counties are called by historians and political scientists? Fascist.
>Stay on your socialist discord
I'm a Fascist actually.
>She won't be old enough in 2020
Not the point. She will be President sooner or later and everyone knows it. But before her you'll most likely have the nigger Andrew "second Obama" Gillum or one of the many other high profile Democrats, all of whom are equally batshit crazy.
Either way, Republicans have no future past Trump, they have literally nobody, while Democrats have about a dozen of them and they will destroy whatever is left of America.
Austin Smith
>Russia
Not ideologically aligned nor of any particular strategic interest to Russia. Believe it or not Russia does not solely exist to be belligerent with the US on on everything ever.
>China
They backed NK and NV because they were ideologically similar and on their border with the unvoiced assumption they'd agree to become Chinese clay after victory.
>North Korea
How can they help Venezuela when they can't even help themselves? What kind of logistical marvel do you expect them to pull off?
>Cuba
I'll give you this one. They might try but I find it unlikely they'd manage to get enough materiel together to matter.
Honestly these foreign adventures are just getting more and more obviously worthless every time we have them.
Christopher Rodriguez
Damn, I can't wait to browse Jow Forums again in 10 years.
Angel Fisher
>God, you're stupid. The big difference between a war in the Americas and ME is that America is isolated from the ME. Thus, America is shielded from the consequences.Notice how all the rapefugees from Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq and elsewhere went to Europe and not America?
Not happening on Trumps watch. Also, under Obummer US got a ton of Syrian rapefugees. So your point is invalid at this point. Also, the flight out of Venezuela has already been happening. Feel free to read up at all about the conflict, as you clearly have no idea whats going on.
>Neither China nor Russia are communist countries, American retard
When did I say that? Reading comprehension you illiterate fuck.
Daniel Roberts
>When your favorite childhood video game becomes reality
youtube.com
Samuel Morales
>Not ideologically aligned nor of any particular strategic interest to Russia. Believe it or not Russia does not solely exist to be belligerent with the US on on everything ever.
lol
>They backed NK and NV because they were ideologically similar and on their border with the unvoiced assumption they'd agree to become Chinese clay after victory.
Under what rock are you living? China is currently making massive inroads in Latin America. A war in Venezuela is EXACTLY what they're waiting for to expand their clout (and a few other things).
>How can they help Venezuela when they can't even help themselves?
North Korea is a major arms purveyor for guerilla orgs and non aligned countries all around the world. Read a fucking book or something.
I'm not even a Jow Forumsack as Jow Forums is full of retarded MAGAtards directly from reddit but Jow Forums's basic predictions and the like are 100% correct.
Pro tip: your census next year will be an absolute riot.
>Not happening on Trumps watch.
Yeah, the same Trump that let's rapefugees into America but promises to be real tough on them once they're in. Based.
>Also, under Obummer US got a ton of Syrian rapefugees
No you didn't. You got several tens of thousands compared to hundreds of thousands to millions in Europe.
Nicholas Carter
>I'm a Fascist actually.
Lmao
Ayden Carter
I am. And Fascism is coming back to Europe and there's nothing your failing mutt empire can do about it.
Daniel Bell
>fascist
So a socialist?
Carter Russell
Go back to Jow Forums, dumbass
Fascism is too gay to make a comeback
Michael Morris
Even more lmao. Do you genuinely believe this shit?
Isaac King
>Fascism is too gay to make a comeback
It's literally coming back as we speak. Fascists are literally winning elections but you can't know this since you're a retarded mutt.
Of course.
Robert Williams
Actually it would be in Russia’s interest to support a Venezuela that’s hostile to US. Their economy is heavily relient on fuel exports, and they’re already feeling pressure with some of Trump’s actions
>US is now a fuel exporter
>Sanctions on pipeline deals
So on
If the US either made Venezuela a friendly nation (relative) or in the very least replaced Maduro with someone competent enough that Venezuela could compete with Russia and the likes for exports, that would cause trouble for them.
Of course, geographic proximity to US is probably the biggest limiting factor at the moment