You are in the air with your het when pic related comes out of nowhere and plans to take you out...

You are in the air with your het when pic related comes out of nowhere and plans to take you out. Do you stay and fight or try and escape?

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Masturbate furiously while flying in my jet as Cipher tries to take me down and try and make my biggest final ejaculation before I go down in a blaze of glory.

bring it faggot.

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>be Jow Forumsommando ace pilot
>See bad man sneaking around buttox
>Computer enhance!
>enhance! Enhance! Ect.
>CNN battle flag, latte, and hipster beard Identified.
>Evasive action deployed
>Redpills away!
>small yellow package drops into the town below
>Remember that never flown plane before
>eject.exe
>Parachute deployed

>CNN coming in for the kill
>draw emergency moist nugget from asshole
>pull single 7.62 round from tooth filling.
>CNN pilot trying to figure out what happening
>Shove 7.62 into rifle
>CNN reaches ramming speed
>Flip rifle around so that both hands are affixed to barrel and stock hangs high like a club

>Plane within 30 meters,
>begin swinging nugget
>Stock hits nose of aircraft with enough force to separate the nearby clouds
>shockwaves shatter windshield, metal crumbles
>Reporter reduced to mincemeat by the trauma alone
>plane explodes as redpills are successfully delivered to crowds of children below.

Pilot never seen again. Only evidence of event was mostly unharmed mosin found in large grassy field below.

>be Belka
>gib clay now
>invade everyone around you
>hee, suberweapons will win us clay!
>some wingyboi appears
>ohshit.exe
>start losing clay
>why they take Belka clay!?!?!
>idea.jpg
>use suberweapons
>ON OUR OWN CLAY!!!
>not on their clay?
>no
>not on their troops or wingybois?
>NO
>ground detonate 5 nuclear weapons ruining clay
>for some reason enemies stop
Only a nip can write something so retarded.

come with me
run quick see
ride or die

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That’s not the whole story first off. Belka was economically struggling and gave independence to some of it’s southern regions while also selling land off to it’s neighbor Osea because Belka thought that the land was entirely useless. Until resources (oil) were found in one of the sold regions. Belka got pissed, invaded Osea, took back the region that had resources. Belka’s neighbors declared war on them in support of Osea. Kicked Belka’s ass and to stave off the Allied Assault into North Belka dropped 7 nuclear bombs on the front lines between Belka and Allied Forces. Oh and then a few months later a few extremists tried to nuke the rest of the Osean Continent.

Cringed. I feel embarrassed for you

Yo, buddy. Still alive?

>try and escape
>try

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try he will hmmmmmmmmm

Shoot at him...
but miss and kill the President of Osea instead

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> in f22
> use radar jammers to disable radar guided missiles
> preform split S whild dropping flares to stop heat seeking missiles
> use HUD and the look, fire amd forget method.
> if you can see it, you can shoot it with the F22.


I win

Call jesus for save me

Roll my Tomcat over and flip his bitch ass off.

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Wtf is this gibberish of a greentext? Its like a Jow Forumsommando got high while playing ace combat, browsing Jow Forums, and Jow Forums at the same time.

Pic related

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I fight

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SPBP

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Nice antiques,
Gotta blast!

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>outrun missiles
so much fun

blaze is a weak faggot

op is a fag

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>thinking that stopping the missiles is enough to stop Cipher
Dude shot down a belkan superfighter armed with lasers that is immune to missiles with his F-15's gun.
You'll be gunned down.

Lemme guess, my navigation system is fucked in the first place and I accidentally flew into Area B7R? Yeah I'm dead.

>plans to take you out.
say "sorry, but I'm not interested in men"