Ok so, i feel like pol, since it is for politics might be better for this but pol is a cesspool so posting here instead, a couple days ago two guys came to my house at night when i was all by myself, both of them looked like government but they didn't have Australian accents more like American accents, weirder yet and the only reason i didn't call the police is that they arrived with a single police car escort which didn't have sirens but had the lights flashing around. just before they came up, and i know this since i was at the microwave, something tripped a switch and the power went off, but the power to the lights didn't turnoff if that makes sense, when i got to the door they asked if i was "user" (not my name but im going to use it as a placeholder) i said yes then they asked if they could ask me a few questions, i said sure and went to step outside to talk to them but then one of them said inside would be better and barged in. i obviously followed in, and as soon as i did the other one shut the front door behind me. this probably sounds pathetic but these guys where probably about 187cm each and were extremely intimidating and emotionless and i was somewhat scared at the time. both of them were wearing sort of dark long coats/jackets and hats which no one would ever wear over here and kept staring me down not blinking whenever i made eye contact, im also fairly sure they had weapons on them and they both just continued to stare at me the whole time while we sat down.
Illegal entering of home?
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they started asking me about a sort of hunting accident or car accident thing which i drove past and stopped at last week, and told me they were investigating it, they didn't tell me what had happened but sounds like there could have been a murder, that being said all i saw was some disemboweled kangaroos and what looked like some sort of machinery that had fallen off a truck and been seriously damaged (when i was done looking i think another car had arrived and i think they must have taken down my number-plate). they asked me if i had taken any pictures of the scene and i said yes and that i would go get my phone, i went to my room which is wear i have a replica m9 (which i was seriously thinking of grabbing at the time but thought it would be retarded to pull a fake gun on them), i go in and get my phone and am about to call my friend who doesn't live to far away to come over when suddenly one of them just appears behind without making a sound, grabs my phone, and says "actually we wont need this or the photos, thanks for your cooperation" then puts my phone down on my desk, i escort them to the door and they leave. i sort of just stood there for about 30 seconds wondering what the fuck had just happened and then and then suddenly the power for the appliances came back on. when i went to call my friend my phone wouldn't turn on, ive fixed lots of iphones before but something happened and the guy completely fucked my phone, ive tried a new screen and battery so far and it wont connect to anything.
part 3
now these guys were like albinos or something, neither of them had and freckles on them which is almost impossible if you live here since the sun is so fierce, both of them had sort of neutral but also kind of American movie accents, and no real distinguishable features except they were bald and i think must of had like really light blonde eyebrows, but its hard to tell because the lamp where we sat had no power. all of this being said, these guys purposefully intimidated me, made subtle threats, fucked my phone and showed no ID or warrant or anything, do i have a right to try and press charges or threaten a government (if they are government) official for this kind of behavior? sorry for long post this had been eating away at me all day.
tl;dr
>australia
You don't get rights, but you do get free healthcare, shitskins, gooks, and a failing dollar. Congrats.
does this hit fly in America, im only asking again because these guys where not australian
OK I was with you until this bit. You think these guys are aliens or something? Albino super soldiers?
no fuck no, they just obviously didn't live here, you can't live in Queensland and not have a tan let alone freckles all over yourself when you have that type of skin
If this actually happened leave your house, stay with multiple friends (not just one), and contact the media + a lawyer immediately. They might be criminals or ASIO, and you want to be fucking with neither if they're covering up a murder or something.
Either way, your phone in combination with the police car might help as evidence. Was it a marked car or an unmarked one? If it was an unmarked one that's a very big no-no if they're not police or ASIO.
I don't buy the albino bit, unless you mean that they just didn't look suntanned, as if they were from North Dakota or something.
We have something called sovereignty mate, if the CIA is fucking around on Australian soil they can either disappear you and corrupt Shorten or risk losing their only reliable ally in the Pacific.
to add to it, i dated a Swedish girl for like a month a few years back and it was that kind of look if that makes sense, anyway besides the point i have no idea who they were, they never gave me names and all though i cant prove that by grabbing my phone he fucked it, this shit still doesn't fly
no in Queensland most houses are raised mine included and the tree in front stopped me from seeing the number on the side of the car not that i thought to look for
Was it a marked police car?
/x/ thread on Jow Forums, i like it
Tell us about the machinery, user.
This sounds like some /x/ shit. But either way go inna outback for a couple years.
>Risk losing their only reliable ally in the Pacific
There is no reliable ally in the Pacific. Sure we'll give you a call if we need to deal with some Emus, but that's a courtesy, not a requirement.
You fucked up by not asking for badges/ names, and not telling them "no, we will talk outside" when they barged in. Sometimes cops will act dominant and take your submission as consent
ok to add to this aswell, i doubt they were criminals otherwise why would there be a cop car, also i have a police investigator turn up to my house a few years ago because they wanted to know if i had heard anything in relationship to a murder a block from me and these guys didn't show me badges or tell me who they were immediately like he did
yes it was all police cars are marked here (ones that look like police cars)
honestly i took a picture but it just loked like some kind of mangles up cement mixing things which had fallen off a truck and fucked up a kangaroo on the way off, i didnt stay too long because it wasn't recent and it really sticks when a dead animal has been out for over and hour in 40+ degree heat
ok one, i thought x was ghost hunters and these guys were not fucking ghosts
is this shit illegal though? i talked to a friend but he said it would be pointless to go to the station
That's spooky. Good thing you didn't grab your replica gun because those guys would have liquefied you
Classic MIB encounter OP, look it up if you're unfamiliar
Media, then. If what you're saying is true you have an overreach of police powers by "forcing" their way in like says. If they deny that the police cars were there at that time, nay, that the police cars did exist or even have existed, then you know it's probably some spooky shit.
Basically you have grounds to shitpost IRL in the hopes that it might get way out of hand and we get some cool stories about women being abducted and crucified in the bush.
men in black is just a movie dude, i honestly just want to know if its common for American detectives to do this shit or if they have a shred of regard for other people
The movie was based on this phenomenon, look it up man
Fake and gay.
In the U.S. it would be illegal, because you technically didn't give consent for them to enter your home and there clearly wasn't a warrant or exigency. That being said, all you have is "some guys came in, there was a cop car " no names. No numbers. If it every gets back to those officers, they'll claim you're lying.
Despite this, I still recommend you throw a shitfit. Contact the department, ask who the fuck they were
the movie was meant to discredit real events
i just watched a video, spooky shit BUT, they had normal eyes, they showed some emotions like smiling when the guys said thanks, didn't look like they had rubber skin and didn't perform any magic dissapearing acts, as for the power i have an alexa in my room, and even though i cant prove it i feel like i was listened to when i was on the phone before they came over and that's why my fuse box got flipped so the alexa was off
understandable
i would completely agree with this, but does agreeing to answer some questions make all of that void?
Could be Germans, as I've heard several expatriates with passable accents.
No. "Sure, i'll answer some questions" does not mean "come inside my house and fuck with my power"
These guys are either glowfucks who will say you consented to everything, maybe even deny it all, or they weren't police at all and there's even bigger questions. Contact your local PD. Tell them weirdos escorted by a cop car were at your house, and demand to know who they were.
i just got off the phone to a university friend who is a junior in a sorta alternate pop magazine, she said she would talk with me more about doing a story but is very hesitant since i didn't take a picture of the guys and have no physical proof, plus this sort of thing isn't really what they write about, is it worth re-posting this in x, i don't really believe in the whole alien stuff and i have heard x is just full of schizophrenics, but after looking into that MIB shit, i'm feeling really uncomfortable
i have a few northern German friends, they had the same type of look with the cheekbones and jaw but not the nose so i doubt they were germans, or why Australia would officially cooperate with germany like that, plus i think they just had gaunt faces and thats why they had prominent facial structures
ok, fuck it i don't really want to in-case im making a big deal out of nothing but ill call the local copshop tomorrow, its past midnight here atm.
on a side note, if these guys came back and they are not Australian law enforcement or Australian government should i try and threaten them to go away or is that a really bad idea
>on a side note, if these guys came back and they are not Australian law enforcement or Australian government should i try and threaten them to go away or is that a really bad idea
Call literally every government agency with a number, plus Channel 7 and Channel 9. If they're powerful enough to drive around faked police cars without getting nabbed or to get the actual police to escort them they're not the kind of people you want to be fucking with without the reluctant protection of every wannabe spook who now can't deny what's going on.
Don't discount the fact that they might just be kidnappers looking to nab you. Do you have rich relatives or an upcoming inheritance?
And, by the way, you do have physical proof in your phone and any unique objects they touched. Don't discount the possibility that they may have done something to your phone that could be detected by someone with experience.
I'd advise getting fingerprints taken off of your switchboard if they touched it. A lot of houses have different lighting and utility circuits so it's actually not that spooky that they turned your appliances off without also turning off your lights.
honestly not poor but not amazingly well off, I'm 21, nobody rich in the family, and not particularly good looking, nor anybody about to die as far as i know, if i was some pretty young girl living by myself i can understand why kidnappers could possible be interested but im not, nor am i involved in any criminal activities, or pissed off let alone know anyone in that scene
honestly dude, i wont touch it anymore but like i said put a new screen on which was meant for my cousins broken phone and before doing that i tried clean the screen with metho so i don't know if it would have any fingerprints other than my own
No. Don't threaten them if they come back. Take pictures, get their names and badge numbers. Do not comply until they thoroughly explain who they are and what they want, and even then be careful. Maybe it's just a case of foreign born detective autist can't into personal interaction, maybe not.
i was just thinking one of them did touch my door handle but apart from that i cant remember them touching anything else, maybe the back of the chairs when they pulled them out, what do you mean by unique objects? also the "proof" on my phone is just a photo of a dead kangaroo which like i said looked like the thing caught on its skin and ripped it open and a photo of what just looks like a fucked up cement mixing thing with the electrics all screwed
i think im going to move the security camera to the front porch near the door, the only problem is it obviously needs a power source and i cant imagine its solar panel things will be able to charge properly so don't know if it will work, its also a small sd card and only records one frame every 30 seconds or something
That's pretty useless honestly. Invest a couple hundred in a good system. Useful for this and in general. Also, post the picture.
I believe you, user, and you're probably not long for this world/about to experience some bad things. These visits from MIB rarely end well for the person they visit. If they utilize pocket EMP devices, which exist and are cheap and easy to make, that could explain what happened to your phone. That, or keeping a concealed magnet in their longcoats would wipe the device and kill the data inside. This was an obvious data scrub. You need to go stay with family or friends. You need to go to the media. You absolutely must not allow yourself to be alone and vulnerable at all in the coming weeks. Change your routine. You may be in legitimate danger. I don't mean to sound like a hyperbolic schizo, but I don't want you to be the victim of a sudden "suicide" or "disappearance" because you saw something you weren't meant to see.
>It is imperative that you heed my warning. You must go to the media and police. File an OFFICIAL complaint. Be prepared to defend yourself from abduction, not by aliens.
>Get your affairs in order. Visit a psychologist and have yourself declared sane. Eat out and do not trust your home groceries.
>user, you aren't crazy. You aren't alone. Keep that knowledge with you and never let them take you without a fight they have to clean up after.
>In keeping with Jow Forums standards, shotgun, kukri, basic bugout bag, good boots, hydration bladder, and good familial/friendly support to help you kick some MIB ass.
Lol if this is real and not some scifi bs I guess i'll answer... NO that shit does not fly here, well maybe with some bootlicking liberal snowflakes. Here in America we are armed and free, we will demand ID and a warrant to enter our homes. You should have made a back up of those pictures and a hard copy(printed). Like i said before it depends on if they were pansy snowflakes though as some people crumble to any badge and do not know/use their rights!
Post proof or you are schizo. Show the roo
user let us help you shoot these niggers. If we all show up with weapons they are fucked no matter what tech they have. Put a bullet right between their albino eyes and parade the corpse, sell whatever tech they have to Russia and China, and hold the bodies ransome and expose their identities. It is time governments stopped treating citizens like disposable little ants.
honestly i was going to send it to my girlfriend after talking when i got back to my car but she said not to because shes got a thing with blood, i also already tried looking in icloud but its not there, im going to try and get the phone fixed but those two photos still don't fix or even help with my predicament.
ok i wasn't expecting to end up getting these responses but im going to go with my gut feeling and take your word with this, ill make sure i meet up with the journalist friend tomorrow and push her to take up the story, the problem is i can't just "bug" out, i have work and if i suddenly don't turn up i will get fired and then ill be in an even worse situation, ill also ask a friend to come over and just be around tomorrow night but he doesn't finish until 10 so he probably wont be here until like 11pm, ill call the police station during my lunch break and hopefully find out what it was all about. as for the other stuff you said i can trust my groceries because i bought them before the visit and im obviously still alive, and as for a shotgun and kukri i really cant acquire either of those things especially the shotgun, its 1:30am here and i have work at 9 so i need to try and rest, ill update the thread tomorrow when i get back home from work,
as for this, like i said i cant turn my phone on, so what you expect me to do, besides dead kangaroos on the side of the road are not that unusual, i thought you would want to see a pic of the cement mixing thing.
heres a photo to prove its me, ill use it again tomorrow when im back, sorry if bad quality im using my old iphone 6 now
Check out wyze cam, I have a couple. Each one is like $20 but they have most of the functionality of the more expensive systems.
The groceries thing isn't for now. It's in the next few days. People who show no badges, offer no names, and barge in to your house are not above dosing your groceries while you're at work. Pic related, don't let that be you. Just be safe. Get some cheap cameras that connect to your not dead phone via wifi. I don't know Aussie law regarding concealed knives, but having one is good for peace of mind. Paranoia won't help, but vigilance is a high virtue. Be alert, be calm, be prepared. Like they say in my neck of the woods, no falta un pendejo.
Bro men in black came for your phone you saw a fucking UFO crash is what this sounds like.
Ok I'm not sure if related but my father used to work in the FBI, I overheard him talking with another FBI friend about something extremely similar and how it was bullshit they were able to get away with it and couldn't be prosecuted. Long story short these MIB people have and will kill if they deem it necessary, the fact that you have reached out for help is extremely troubling and will of put you in a lot of danger, when I asked my father about these "men" I heard him talking about, he told me to forget what I heard because it was dangerous and that's what you should of also done. Long story short OP, you can't beat these people, trying to go public will result in you suiciding with a bullet to the back of the head. Keep a low profile and get off the grid or you will die, seriously though trying asking X for help some of them have dealt with these people before, TL:DR do not call the police
t. schizophrenic
lol that shit isnt real. imagine actually believing this crap. there are movies based on this. there are books and television programs that expose the "True" stories the MIB. you really think they killed everyone that read or watched any of them? or anyone that made those media or were apart of their production? stop posting this shit crazy is contagious
>asking to disappear
user do as everyone else said and keep your fucking mouth shut. As for everyone in this thread, I'd suggest you do the same. Don't speak of this to anyone. You are all in grave danger along with your family. OP don't post the "kangaroo" pick if you know what's good for you. All of our lives are on the line. As long as we say nothing we should be good.
Report this thread as off topic and get it deleted. It's for everyone's own good.
alright, just for the record i dont plan on telling anyone about this thread. i wont say anything i swear. im reporting it just as you said. im going to live the rest of my life as if i never read anything here. i never even clicked on this thread or saw it in the catalog
discrediting media is easier and more effective than killing people
user im not some crazy /x/ nut or anything. But the past has shown that the government/government agents are not above doing real shady shit to people so if your telling the truth watch your back.
if hes telling the truth (hes not) then he'd be dead in a matter of days. he wouldnt stand against government assassins. but of course this story is fake and none of this actually happened
Granted Im taking everything with a pinch of salt. But you know better safe then sorry
I wish I hadn't just read all of that, this is actually dangerous being public about these people
There are no murders in Australia guns are illegal
Yes, in America our bill of rights only protects Americans, so American cops hassling Aussie Shitposters and frying their phones is not only allowed, it's strongly encouraged.
Wet ops, watch the kay griggs interview
>t. MIB
Just go to the real police, make a stink about it being an invasion of privacy and bad conduct and insist it was local PD, if they come up dry and shrug their shoulders and you're still thrashing about your rights they might reach out on their own to other local agencies to do the digging for you.
What are the chances OP will still be alive when he comes back from work to update us
MIB, nibba.
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Taking the incredible amount of LARP ITT into account, I put my money on him being perfectly fine ;)
What even is this?
Shoot first, ask questions later
toasting in epic bread
>do i have a right to try and press charges or threaten a government (if they are government) official for this kind of behavior?
Maybe for going inside your house without your consent, but good luck winning in court
Yes Jow Forums is currently being raided with gangstalker fairytales
This guy doesn't sound like the kind of person who believes that BS, op is probably fine and just over reacting but if the MIB are real and OP is openly being public about them, then I genuinely don't expect OP to live the next 24 hours, I'm looking forward to see how this unfolds
>"pretend you never saw this thread"
Grow a pair homo, this is interesting
while we wait i'm going to spread this to X, it's 12 am here but come tomorrow night hopefully most of them will know about this
Imagine living in a shithole where people just barge into your house with no respect for the fact they might get gunned down for being so disrespectful
Youre going to be the next mass shooting fall guy user, buckle up bucko.
Is your breaker box outside? If so arm the casing with a live wire and wait for this to happen again.
>in America our bill of rights only protects Americans
Straw man, with a bit of reverse psychology. Hi, from /x/ ;)
sounds like normal FBI and CIA stuff. They saw a civilian experiencing an out of bounds event, and wanted to know if it changed you psychologically or not. You seem sound of mind, so they let off because you're not crazy.
People start acting fucking weird when they see death, even if it's an animal. If they saw you taking pictures, even just for the lulz, it might have freaked them out.
Wait what how is that normal? Is it just a debreifing type of thing?
Can i get a quick rundown?
Fuck off coward.
>in America our bill of rights only protects jews
Fixed.
update pls op?
ok so quick update, I called up the local copshop during my lunchbreak and I’m fucking regretting it, it could be nothing but they said that yes a police car had been outside my house but it wasn't one of theirs it was federal police not state police, they said that they would need to transfer me because they didn't have any records on it, I got transferred waited for maybe like 3 minutes then got a hold of someone in the federal police, I told him the whole story and he sounded kind of concerned, said he would have to put me on hold for two minutes while he got the file and found out what happened, then I ended up being on hold FOR OVER 20 minutes, then got hung up on. I call the local PD, explain what happened saying I thought my connection cut and they said they would transfer me again, I get back to the federal police explain what happened and they say "ill transfer you back to the officer you were speaking with" get back on the phone with them and he just says "is this user, who lives at (my address)" I say yes, do a quick information verification with him, then he just says "I’m afraid I wasn't able to find anything, sorry for the inconvenience" and hangs up on me. I have been unable to keep my nerves in check all day, this incident has seriously shaken me up. I ended up meeting with my journalist friend after leaving work 3 hours early with my boss super pissed, she said she would definitely run the story and start making some calls as soon as we finished and that a lot of people would find it interesting. THEN I just get a call 20 minutes ago from her telling me she was told directly by the head editor that she was not to run or even research the story and that she needed to be in his office first thing in the morning to talk about the findings of her workplace drug test, despite the fact she has never taken any substance except alcohol.
I read through some of the stuff you guys were saying when I was asleep, and I really don't know what to do at this point. I got home this afternoon and my door wasn't locked even though I clearly remember locking it when I left for work, I also catch a bus into work each day and when I tried to start my car to go over to my girlfriend’s place, the battery was dead for some reason. I’m using the same sim card out of my broken phone, I honestly feel like every move I make is being followed and I’m being spied on somehow. I’m going to get rid of my simcard after today, I’ve asked my friend to bring me over a brand new burner sim after he finishes work and comes over. the irony of it all is I honestly once made fun of people who believed in UFO's or MIB but I can't explain it away as anything else other than MIB at this point. I’ve been able to get a week off work using my accumulated sick leave but my boss is super pissed. the current plan is to “get the fuck outta here tomorrow and go inna woods" for a week completely secluded and away from everything, get the photos back and upload them everywhere I possibly can, move my shitty security cam thing to the front porch immediately so I can records these fucks if they come back and do everything in my power to expose what has happened, I’m not going to let these people fuck me around and get away with it, what are they going to do, attack me? it would cause an international shitstorm if they did.
on a side note thankyou all for your suggestions, I honestly could really use a friend right now who has experience with this, so as some of you have said I’m going to start looking at this as a MIB incident and see if anyone on X can help or might know if these people are actually dangerous, wish me luck Jow Forums i'm not going to go quietly or be quiet
cars not working so I’m walking down to the shops now to buy what I need for my bugout kit, also going to eat dinner out after what someone said about being careful about food, especially since my door was unlocked. Ill post a link to the /X/ thread to keep you all updated when I get back from the shops, I’m also going to try and sketch what I remember the main guy looking like.
You're an idiot for answering the door, and not standing in front of the door blocking the entry. No warrant, no form of identification, they have no fucking right to waltz inside. Story also sounds like bullshit, and reading it hurt my fucking eyes. Learn to structure a sentence you shit cunt.
op stop abusing drugs
all sounds fabricated up bullshit
Fuck dude. Beat it. You need to fucking bug out now. You’re prying and they’re not liking it.
I wouldn't worry about it, mate....Clean your room.
Yes, can i ask you a question. Did one of the guys seem like he was "getting jggy" with it.
OP if what you say is true, then ust go stay with your parents for awhile. Make sure that you're never left home alone. If you fear potienal use of violence to be used against you. Do not try to expose these guys to the public either. Just think of the following week as sorta of a week long vacation. If you have the money buy a security camera that you can place outside your home and watch it from your computer or cell phone anywhere at anytime. When you return home return with a family member or a friend. Check all closets and potienal occupied hiding spaces. Throw out all food and medicine when you return home as well. From this point forward if anybody asks you or brings any of this up outside your family and inner circle of close friends. Don't tell them anything about what happened at your home. To them your just another clueless normal person, got that? However, inform your close friends and family about this and clearly and I mean CLEARLY inform them you are not sucidal whatsoever. Tell them that whatever happened at your home that day stays between you and them. Avoid driving as much as you can for awhile also. Be aware of your surroundings always.
I'm curious OP, what are your hobbies? Are you studying anything crazy, are you hanging around the darkweb? Are there any reasons the government might want to have access to you outside of the "alien" shit?
Sage goes in all fields
I hope you have bush craft skills, because boy are you about to need them. Throw away your phone and see if you can't find a sympathetic rancher in the outback who will let your work for him in exchange for a place to live. If you can't do that, buy a plane ticket to Nebraska and start farming corn.
YOU PAY REN NOAW, 900 DOWWOR. I CALL COP.
>talk about the findings of her workplace drug test
Too far man. Nobody's going to believe this BS now.
>police hung up on him
>won't be quiet, planning on putting up drawing of the guy
>get the photos back and upload them everywhere
From what I've been reading you aren't even Australian and are larping hard .. no aussies says "the woods" you dickhead
>the woods
Dem dere tree cities?
Innawoods is a Jow Forums phrase you fucking newfag.
Only reason OP didn't post this on Jow Forums, is because he would have been called out for being the larping faggot he is.