Thank you for your service

I slept on staff duty and never deployed

I served during vietnam times as a refrigerator mechanic in the marine recon rangers.

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I was in a team and we were a world police. I got a medal. There were exciting shootouts against baddies and we had all sorts of accessory weapons and vehicles. America fuck yeah.

People don't appreciate your contribution enough, or what you went through.

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I burnt drums of shit and masturbated every day for at least 3 years.

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i trained at The Farm and was doing snatch and grabs

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I threw jugs of piss and MRE bags full of shit at Afghan "police" and "military" when they got in the way of our convoy.

I shot a 10 y/o with a flare gun once. I did it for two reasons. I thought it would be funny (it was) and he looked at me funny.

I once watched man fuck a goat through the FLIR scope on my rifle.

I once watched a pack of wild dogs dig up a freshly buried body in the grave yard near my FOB. I watched as an old man came out with a stick to scare the dogs away. I watched as the dogs turned on the old man. I did nothing because I hated that old man.

I gave kids pens without any ink in them.

I once filled an M&M bag up with rocks and threw it to a pack of kids when we drove away. I laughed my ass off and flipped them the bird as they looked up in pure, absolute, sadness.

I shot a guy in the stomach once because I knew his buddies would get to him before we could. I did it because I knew he would die a slow and painful death.

I burned a house down once because we took sniper fire from it. I don't think the hadji's got out. I didn't even feel bad.

I found a severed head in the street once and made a series of horrible puns about it for the next two days.

I high-fived a friend of mine with a severed hand once.

I tricked my platoon sergeant into touching my balls.

>I I tricked my platoon sergeant into touching my balls.
Pretty gay

It was the gayest but totally worth it.

Did 2 years as a motor t oper8r in marine corp reserve
bought an evo
fucd some thotties
ate some crayons
kicked out 2 years later for cocaine
can't be drafted now

oth discharge changed to general discharge
still get discounts everywhere

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>Tricked seargent into touching my balls
Tell me your secrets

>Fall into shit trench on day 1 of a 5 day OP
>Get yelled at by Platoon Daddy on day 3 because of some shit you had literally no control of in a completely different section
>Get mad
>Tell Daddy you have a rash from the shit trench
>Tell him you can't manipulate your balls properly to show him because you can't take your armor off.
>Daddy touches my balls to try and find rash
>mfw we've humped nearly 40 miles in the Afghan sun
>mfw we haven't bathed since we left
>mfw I smell like a shit taco that's been left in the oven for over a week.
>mfw he just tells me to talk to the medic if it comes back.