I had a lot of neckbeards in my area, and all of them were larping as anime protagonists of various genres perpetually
>Only choice of friends in school was neckbeards
>Wish I was a Chad so I wouldn't be in this social circle
>Have a little get together at more moderate friends house along with some other people
>First time going to his house
>Lives deep innawoods
>Legit had to take an ATV
>Get there with others, one brought his katana
>It was his EDC outside of school and it was completely legal
>Go to player 1's room
>Has a literal pedestal
>On top of it is some weird machete that curved forward
>Immediately shows it off
>Passes it to me
>Go to unsheath it
>He tells for me to stop
>Niggawhut
>"You cannot sheath it without first drawing blood, are you willing to accept that burden?"
>Hand it off to next dude
>Go innawoods with various machetes and axes to chop shit for fun
>Show off my superior technique granddad showed me
>Everyone else is just swinging wildly
>All of their swings on trees are in a 2 foot gap
>They complain and say the weight is messed up
>Katana dude pulls out his sword
>Takes a mighty swing at a 6' tree
>Sword snaps
>Cries
He was 18 and he cried for Christ's sake
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Few years after graduation
>katana dude gets new katana
>Legit spent his entire life savings on it
>Would never stop talking about how awesome it was
>Got stolen a few weeks later somehow
>He slept with it every night
>Goes full on detective
>Finds out it was local edgy "nothin personnel" guy
>Goes to edges house while he isnt there, asks me to be look out
>Reveal power level and get radios, sit in water tower 2 blocks away while sniper LARPing with mah 22
>Katanabro breaks window, tactically rolls in
>Keep scanning surrounding area
>Notice edges car is 5 blocks away
>Radio in
>Katanabro still hasn't found Excalibur
>4 blocks
>Finds hidden basement floor door thingy
>3 blocks
>Opens literal treasure chest and finds it
>2 blocks
>Runs back to broken window
>Jumps out in time for edge to see him
>Jumps out of his car with small katana
>They get into an actual sword fight
>Not graceful or coordinated
>They only collided swords twice I think
>Too scared to get cut
>Katanabro says edge has a sniper trained on him
>Points me out
>Whatthefuckbro
>Starts running in circles swinging his sword wildly
>Says he can reflect the bullet with his sword
>Katanabro begins introspection
A few months later he gave it up, he realized just how cringe it was. I have a few more stories of converting others if anyone is interested
My roommate used to stomp around our apartment wearing a sort of post-apocalyptic soviet uniform with an S&W M10 tucked into his waistband and a slung Nagant while playing the Hymn to Red October on our smart TV
Kek, go on with the other stories
Pic related
>go to player 1's room
there is your problem
also its not a curved matchete, its a kukri
jesus that was hilarious do tell more.
Alright, how about this one?
>Guy was obsessed with the matrix
>Wore a black trenchcoat everywhere
>Actually got his cc so he could LARP
>Carried multiple guns at any given moment
>Never learned how many, I just know he was an avid collector and never practiced
>Walked past his house
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>FUCK
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>Go to investigate
>Literally magdumping on his back porch and shouting fuck before grabbing another one of his pistols
>Cautiously approach
>Ask him what the fuck he is doing
>"I'm training user, not that you would know what that is"
>Continue my walk and pretend I never saw that
Neo continued
jesus christ that's bad lol.
Was it a beretta? I forget did Neo use a beretta?
>Talking to almost converted katanabro
>Only EDCs a 6 inch tanto now
>Driving to another friends house
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>FUCK
>Tantobro swerves to the side of the road and ducks
>I kek
>Explain to him what it was
>He's pissed
>Wants him to stop
>But no police, only fags call the police
>Continues the drive less talkative, he is planning
>I'm just waiting for something to happen
>Visit to friend goes fine, played smash and joked around
>Drive home
>"Hey user, you still a good shot with your pellet gun?"
>Yes
>"Good..."
>Nothing else said that night
>Calls me up a few days later
>Tells me to grab my pellet gun and go on top of the water tower
>Water tower is a block away from Neos house
>Same deal, radios and all
>Neo starts magdumping again
>When he finishes shooting, he always throws his guns to the right, off the porch
>Tantobro sneaks around the side, steals his guns one by one
>I shoot a beer can
>Neo freaks the fuck out, dives over the side of his porch for his guns
>Shouting all sorts of profanities when he can't find them
>Tantobro later told me Neo said "they want to steal my waifu"
>shoot again, this time hitting a metal pole
>He starts crying
>Has a mental breakdown
>Mission accomplished
Which do you want to hear first, the continuation of kukri guy or the counter sniper?
Kukri, dis gon be gud
>implying it's not you that's doing it
Funny shit OP, awaiting moar
Counter sniper?
>Got really into the sniper thing
>Constantly practicing accuracy and camo innawoods
>In my post one day with a 22 to tactically hunt small game
>Kukrifag walks by
>Doesn't even notice me
>He stops about half a football field away
>Takes off his shirt and pants
>Kneels down
>Unsheathes his kukri
>Can barely make out him talking to it
>He then makes a cut on his palm
>Gonna need stitches bro
>Proceeds to wildly swing at every nearby tree
>Eventually knocks one down
>It gets rid of my line of sight for hunting
>Get pissed
>Fire a round at his feet
>Freaks shit
>Grabs his clothes and runs away
>Go home an hour later
>Pissed off, play smash
>Few days later
>Walking to the grocery store
>Hear "YOU"
>I had a reputation for exactly what you'd expect
>"You made an attempt on my life, for that you must die!"
>Fucking charges me
>White Knight jumps from knowhere, interrupting the charge
>Says some Shakespearian bs about attacking unarmed opponents
>Draws his fucking broadsword
>Runs after kukrifag
>Runs away
>White Knight stops after a quarter mile or so, he's too fat to run far
>Passes out
>Once he wakes up I thank him
>Says some more knightly shit and walks into the sunset
There's a bunch of these characters, I swear I live in a sitcom
user are you part of the new cloning towns out west they're making? I hear they got all sorts of memey folks.
What
Are you referencing something?
This is too absurd
>In my typical post, the water tower
>Surveying my domain
>Normal shit really
>Guy practicing his fencing technique
>White Knight kneeling and praying with his sword
>Something whizzes past my head
>A fucking bullet
>Possibly a pellet
>Get down
>Another one
>Nothing is hitting the water tower, it must be coming from the sides
>Get my ass off the water tower and hoof it home
>Plot how I will hunt the perpetrator down
>Get high magnification optic a week later
>Climb a really high tree
>Set up shop
>Even have White Knight asking around about what happened
>All we have is a few posters hung up on telephone poles
>"You may think you are the best sniper, but you have never met the sniper elite"
>Niggawhut
>White Knight is tearing down posters while I scan
>See a guy in a black hoodie holding a lot of pieces of paper
>Call White Knight and tell him where shady guy is
>Hurries over there
>Shady guy notices and books it
>Drops his papers
>Wk can't catch him, too fat
>Looks at the papers
>It's more of those posters
>Shady guy disappears behind a building
>Angry as fuck
>Enlist tantobro in the cause
My normal days in the tower were Saturdays and Wednesdays
>Get into tree on Saturday
>Scan the areas I mapped out to be where the shots could come from
>Big ass area
>See something in a window in shitty local hotel
>Scope glint
>Zoom in
>It's Neo with a suppressed gun
>Wonder how the fuck he got a suppressor
>He was only a few blocks from the tower, must've been a small caliber
>Remember murder is illegal
>Stop calculating windage
>Climb down
>Wednesday
>Get my squad outside of the hotel door
>Sparta kick down the door
>Gonna have to pay for that
>Charge in
>Grab Neo
>Start pummeling him
>Hit him with his own rifle a few times
>Take rifle
>Walk away like nothing happened
I later threw it in a lake, didn't want Neo calling the cops so I could get arrested for theft
I want this to be real
Here's some cringe.
Neos revenge continued
>We know tantobro could be the next target if Neo keeps it up
>Doesn't give a shit
>Goes to a party with me and basically the whole collection of neckbeards
>Plenty of alcohol
>Our trio swears not to drink too much lest Neo try to kill one of us
>I get piss drunk
>Wk doesn't drink
>Spends his entire night trying to woo a few of the nerdy girls
>Even the ugly ones ignore him
>Tantobro walks home alone
>Takes shortcut through alley
>Hears "you thought you killed me" then a whole monologue about being punch proof from none other than
>Neo
>In his trenchcoat
>When the monologue finishes he pulls out his guns
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>FUCK
>BANGBANGBANGBANG
>Repeated more times than I know
>When the salvo ends and the dust clears it is revealed tantobro is alive
>Unscathed
>And absolutely perplexed
>Obligatory "impossible" from Neo
>Tantobro gets pissed
>Takes out tiny neck knife
>Why he chose it over the fucking 6 inch tanto I have no idea
>Stabs Neo in the arms
>Punches him
>Walks away
>Tells me the next day
>We go to the alley to check out the damages
>The walls are torn to shit
>Laugh hysterically at the absolutely massive size of the pile of brass
>local edgy "nothin personnel" guy
There is no way any of this shit happened. Tell us more, for the love of god, this is funny as fuck
Tell us more this is good
Tale of the body pillow
>Shut in recently decided to become more social
>Says his gf told him to do it
>Have no idea how he got a gf
>Tells us she is hot, lives with him, and has sex a lot
>Everyone starts to doubt
>A lot
>Tells us he will show us at a party he is holding that weekend
>Its a black collar party, he lives in the only "mansion" in town
>Show up outside his house
>See every other character in town
>Swordsmen still carrying their swords
>Couple of guys are printing
>One guy didn't bother wearing a jacket and is proudly open carrying a deagle(have a story about him)
>Door to the house opens
>He is standing there proudly in a suit with coattails and all the flourishes
>Even a top hat
>Welcomes us, tells us to come in
>Has a table full of various finger foods
>Some indie musician is playing background music on his guitar
>Host tells us to wait while he grabs his gf
>Goes upstairs
>Everyone waiting at the foot of the stairs
>He comes back out
>We see his gf
>It's an anime body pillow with a pocket pussy sewn into it
>Gets greeted by tons of laughter
>Never tried to be social again
What the fuck town do you live in?
I wanna call bullshit on all of this but it's too funny to
Not gonna dox myself, but I live in the west
On another note, would Jow Forums prefer he neckbeard war or the end of Neo first?
NECKBEARD WAR PLS.
fuck this is too funny user
im on the edge of my seat, tell us the end of Neo
Neckbeard war
>Neo is really pissed at this point
>Can't even do an assassination properly
>Friends and I hear of STALKER challenge
>We go innawoods to an abandoned shack
>Leave all tech besides radios at home
>Tantobro is nogunz so he just brings his titular tanto
>Wk is in the same boat, brings broadsword
>I bring 22
>Do basic challenge shit, I set up a "tower" in a massive tree and put on an optic
>Late at night hear an owl
>An unnatural owl
>Hear it again, but from the other direction
>Hear yelling and whooping
>All of us get out of the shack and see shadows converging on us from all directions
>I had already wasted all of my ammo by shooting shit, I was playing on a higher difficulty so I didn't have much
>22 is turned into a war club
>Fuck it, counter charge
>We all split up running in different directions
>Wk gets a nasty cut across his gut
>Tantobro gets pummelled
>I get KO'd by Neo
>We wake up the next morning with everything stolen
>Stripped naked too
>Wks cut is scabbed up pretty cleanly, don't worry too much
>Make our way back into town
>Word got spread quickly, everyone knows what happened to us
>This polarized the neckbeard community
>Some reach out to us
>Some actively make fun of us
>We start recruiting
>We get the knightly community because of wks reputation as a warrior for justice
>They get the katana community because tantobro is seen as disgraceful for giving up his katana lifestyle
Cont
Jesus Christ I'm pissing myself OP
End of Neo in sight
fuck amazing story op.
please continue, i need to know if Neo got BTFO'd.
I cant fucking stop laughing, i can't wait to here the conclusion of the neo saga
>your childhood cannot even compare to this mythos
>tped some houses
I need to see the final episode of the neo trilogy
>childhood
Sure user
I'm 26 is there still time? I can get a sword but I don't know anyone I've been here forever with no end in sight.
Cont.
>Animosity is building up in the streets, even the less autistic are EDCing their swords
>A few fistfights break out
>All are ended quickly
>Neither side has a clear advantage
>Katanas have numbers advantage
>Crusaders have God and their devotion
>A few get crusader helmets and call themselves the special forces, henceforth called the Templars
>Lolok
>Katanas get the fitter among them to become ninjas
>Basically pepper spraying anyone seen as a threat
>Templars adapt and modify their helmets to counteract this
>I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of this situation
>Ninjas host a party innawoods
>At least 5 bonfires in massive clearing
>I'm taking the role of recon
>Didn't have a gun, it would slow me down in case I had to make a retreat
>Watching everything go by, a few people are sparring
>See Neo in the center mingling
>Slung over his shoulder is my rifle
>Angry he is using it as a trophy
>Call it in to wk
>He gets everyone rallied up
>Hear music in the distance
m.youtube.com
>Silently lul when I notice their music choice
>The army is on the horizon
>They look on
>In the heart of Holy see
>In the home of Christianity
>The seat of power is in danger
>Notice the Templars are in homemade armor looking badass
>Katana cult quickly catches on and draws their swords
>Charge them
>They all clash
>I think a dude actually died, I'm not sure though
>I see Neo running in the opposite direction with his friend
>There's a foe of a thousand swords
>They've been abandoned by their lords
>Activate beast mode
>Run after him
>Feel like I'm in assassin's creed
>Their fall from grace will pave their path, to damnation
Cont
>Catching up
>Reach his friend first
>Pick up a big stick while running
>Spin around and clock him in the back of the head
>Critical hit
>Keep running after Neo
>Eventually trip him with a thrown rock
>Walk up to him
>Smell something funny
>It's piss
>Neo pissed his pants
>I settle for a curbstomp
>Walk back to the battlegrounds
>Everyone is partying listening to sabaton
>It turns out they all share an intense love of sabaton
>Everyone is oogling over the Templars armor
>Get my 22 back
>Head home
That wasn't the end of Neo, nay, that was but the end of the armies
None of this happened but it's fairly funny to imagine
Hush No-fun, believe
>>It's piss
>>Neo pissed his pants
>>I settle for a curbstomp
justice at last
op is the true autist, but keep going
Now for the end of season one
>Get a scroll delivered to me by a fat dude dressed like a medieval messenger
>It's Neos challenge to a duel in a few weeks
>No weapons, just fists
>Fight until KO, no submissions
>Loser has to move away
>Curious to see how this goes
>Walk into town for some bread and lunch meats
>There is literally a dude on a soap box announcing the fight
>Even the normies are interested
>Get back home, decide to brush up on my fighting skills
I used to get into fistfights in middle school
>Google more info on fighting, learn as much as I can
>The day arrives
>Walk into warehouse
>Almost completely empty except for Neo and his close friends
>He says we have to wait until the crowd arrives
>It's supposed to be massive, the entire town is coming
>2 hours later
>Five people come in
>Decide the others have better things to do
>Get the fight started
>Neo immediately rushes me
>No form or anything
>Just flailing his arms and literally shouting ora
>He punches me in the face
>I counter by kicking him in the knee
>Hit him with an elbow to the face
>Cuts his eyebrow
>Screams and shouts ora faster and faster
>He is getting in a lot of good hits, including a groin shot
>See an opening
>Should MUDA while punching him squarely in the chin
>Activate za warudo and keep punching him
5 seconds left
>Kick him in the dick
4 seconds left
>Knee to the nose
3 seconds left
>Punch him in the solar plexus
2 seconds left
>Throat punch him
1 second left
>Sparta kick him into some boxes
>He is struggling to cry while trying to breathe
>Take it easy on him and let him take his time recouperating
>Gets back up
>Says in a high pitched, raspy voice "I'll kill you"
>Abandons the Jojo theme and tackles me
>Gets on top and punches me over and over
>I block, but some are getting past my arms
>He gets up
>Grabs my balls
>Squeezes
>Swear I felt one pop
>Grab his hair
>Pull his head down
>Bring both of my knees up straight into his temple
>KO
>Moves away later
Season 1 finale. Season 2?
Season 2, hell yeah!
OP, we need to know what happens.
Few years later
>Playing vidya with a few friends
>Hear from new katanabro there is a new guy in town
>Guy is really into guns
>Piques my interest
>See him at grocery store, say hi
>Start a casual conversation
>Say "I hear you like guns"
>He freaks shit
>Starts spouting a whole bunch of facts and shit
>Talking about muh stoppin powah
>slowly back away
>He is practically shouting facts at me about muzzle velocity
>"I... I gotta hurry up and get home... I have... A chicken in my freezer"
>Check out and hurry home
>Guy is seriously batshit
>Turns out he was my next door neighbor and moved in overnight
>I learn this because I hear "FUCK MOSINS" later that day
>Naturally buy a mosin the next day
There's the intro to a new character, I'm going to sleep. Try to keep the thread alive until I wake up
>this thread
Will do OP
cant wait to hear mosinbro get BTFO'd
We absolutely need Season 2
Well, not nearly as interesting as the Jow Forumsville saga, my ex-gf's dad was real cringey around guns. Nice guy, but a fucking nut.
>Be me
>17
>Meets gf's dad for the first time
>Threatens to kill me if I do anything more than a "quick feel" to his daughter ( he specified by this he meant less than 15 seconds)
>Okay then
>Few weeks later, ex brings up guns
>Both look to me to see my response
>Respond positively
>Dad's eyes light up
>Went from asshole trying to fuck his daughter to his long-lost friend in .2 seconds
>Immediately asks me if I want to this weekend's gun-show with him
>Too young to get in on my own and always wanted to go, so agree.
>We go there, ex stays home
>As soon as we get to a booth with shotguns he starts berating the guy at the counter for charging so much
>"user, don't you think he's charging way too much for this cheap shit?"
>Say nothing, he continues yelling at the guy until security comes over
>Tells him he needs to quiet down and move on or he's getting kicked out.
>He begrudgingly agrees and moves along
>Does the exact same shit 5 booths down
>We get kicked out
>Yells about what greedy bastards those guys were the whole drive home.
Also mentioned wanting a double barrel a lot so he could "shoot two of 'em right as they're coming in the front door." Never did figure out why he was so convinced there be such a specific threat, but I hope he's doing well. I miss him more than the ex.
No shit, this feels like some sort of bizarro Ed, Edd & Eddy ripoff made in Russia circa 1988.
I would absolutely watch this shit.
Not gonna lie that sounds like something i would do
we need to keep this thread up, i cant wait for season 2
Bump
based autist father in-law
posting in legendary thread
I haven't laughed this hard since that guy who stuck his dick in ballistic gel
Fuck user i wanna live where you live
SEND MOAR
Get me in the screencap Jow Forums
>this blessed thread
I think this is was FIL was imagining
I'm gonna put my editing skills to use, to spread this monumental story.
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If anyone can find a better name than "The Neckbeard Wars", please.
The Jow Forumsville Chronicles, maybe?
A. There's only one
B. It's not coming through the front door.
He was VERY specific about these two points.
Why don't I live where you live
This reminds me of that greentext about "clown car but with guns"
>That one time I were 15 and made an impac-sensitive pipebomb. I cringe and rattle my bonepipes every time I think about it
Fixed
>remember that murder is illegal
Yeah, I hate when I forget that too
Perfect
>impact
What happened to deagle bro OP
This is the best thread I’ve seen in awhile, top fucking kek.
BUMPBUMPBUMP
I want me that season2
“I have never let the truth get in the way of a good story.” t.Wain
The only cringe is how bad these stories are. You should at least try to make them slightly more realistic.
>muh realism
suck a nigger's cock and go to some place where there are not people having fun
I got a small story
> 17 at time
> dad takes me and sister to Cabelas
>directs us over to guns section
>tells me to pick whatever I want under 1k
>aww yes
>notice rack full of nuggets
>pretty overpriced but interesting
>while I look someone steps behind me
>he squeals like a pig
>turn around
>there's so much fat NASA would have classified it as a small moon
>smells like sweat and half a bottle of axe
>he yanks the rifle out of my hand, starts babblimy about how this rifle singlehandedly beat the nazis
>lol k
>nugget is now literally moist with sweat and grease
>hands it back to me
>so moist I can barely hold it
>leave it
>buy a swiss 1911
got a small story
> 17 at time
> dad takes me and sister to Cabelas
>directs us over to guns section
>tells me to pick whatever I want under 1k
>aww yes
>notice rack full of nuggets
>pretty overpriced but interesting
>while I look someone steps behind me
>he squeals like a pig
>turn around
>there's so much fat NASA would have classified it as a small moon
>smells like sweat and half a bottle of axe
>he yanks the rifle out of my hand, starts babblimy about how this rifle singlehandedly beat the nazis
>lol k
>nugget is now literally moist with sweat and grease
>hands it back to me
>so moist I can barely hold it
>leave it
>buy a swiss 1911
Oh god, my sides OP, you have to keep going
Can we get a season 1 screencap?
>realized murder is illegal
>stopped calculating windage
Kekekkekekeeekekekkekkkekkekkekekkkekekekek
Should have bought a mg42 just to flex on the kike lover
jesus, i wish my city was this crazy
I got a childhood story
>12 at the time
>cousin and I watched the first matrix movie
>decide that if we tried hard enough we could dodge just like neo
>break into pawpaw’s gun cabinet
>pick .22 cause small bullet would be slower
>cousin gets gun since he’s oldest and I go stand in the field
>no trench coat cause redneck, not neckbeard
>cousin starts firing, not really aiming while I flail around
>think I look cool af
>feel a burning pain in my thigh
>I fall to the ground screaming my head off
> cousin tells me to shut up so he won’t get in trouble
>mfw he thought I didn’t believe hard enough
>mfw when I had to superglue my leg
There’s probably still lead in my leg in just never came out.
>be 12 with a group of other kids we autistically play guns with each
>we were done and soon after I was just chilling at my porch with a knife and koolaid
>get a sugar high
>start running around with the knife pretending to kill things
>end up near friends house
>see the girl that is his sister in a towel through the window
>boner.jpg
>she screams saying she saw a crazy kid with scissors
>I run and hide inna bush
>her friend goes outside with her and she's still in a towel
>I scream and run after them
>I'm laughing meanwhile they're running down the street crying
>later was told it turned them on but too autistic to know what to do with this information
The Jow Forumsube truly has blessed us with OP and this thread today
OP here, you want more?
>Wannabe navy seal considers us friends
>I'm one of the few guys that likes guns since Neo left
>Seal tells me one day "we have a bunch of new families moving in"
>How the fuck is it happening on the same day
>We get like 1 new family a year normally
>Decide to swing by later that day
>Seal tells me the road they all moved in on
>Even weirder
>Everything gets noticeably darker
>The town is becoming culturally enriched
>Nothing but niggers
>A veritable army of niggers, negresses, and niglets
>Continue driving, these look like hoodrats
>Over the next weeks that road became shittier and shittier
>Even a few windows wound up broken and covered by wood
>Seal is pissed
>He moved here to get away from niggers
>Visibly angry
>Getting food at local diner
>horde of niggers storms in
>All o them order fried chicken and coke
>Kids running rampant, parents practically fucking on the tables
>Employees are too scared to tell them to stop
>Wk looks on with contempt
>Tantobro can't watch
>Seals eyes are burning with hatred
Hatred can't fully describe the look, it was truly terrifying. Imagine Goku going super Saiyan for the first time, worldbreaker hulk, and the guy that got shot by the dumpster defenders
>I'm just sipping my water and watching
>Finally seal has enough
>Walks up to main nigger
>Punches him square in the jaw
>He was kissing his sheboon so he took off a big part of her lower lip
>With her mouth closed you could see the gums
>Seal gets humped by the rest of the niggers
>Promptly beaten to shit
>Tantobro pulls knife
>Nigger pulls hipoint
>Pulls trigger
>Nothing
I bet you thought the seal was the bad guy, huh?
that's not fun at all
Can we not have the culturally enriched stories?
We have doing the video, now we need a manga of this series god has given us.
Cont.
>Nigger settles for pistol whipping him
>Tantobro shanks nigger
The beginning of an era
>Tantobro is hailed as a hero
>Niggers become more aggro
>When niggers approach me I got to go
>Wk says "no"
>Reforms the Templars
>This time with bulletproof vests, zweihanders, and their trademark helmets
>Templars are largely useless, they have fragile egos and niggers are good at trash talking
>Wk facepalms
>I kek when they come back crying like children
>Visit seal in the hospital
>He can't talk, get him to type everything out on phone
>Uses "nigger" a lot
>Tells us to kill them all
>His hatred puts all of Jow Forums to shame
>Start to scheme
>It's hard to plan something with sword wielding lunatics when the niggers all carry guns
>Then a miracle happens
>We see the gap between worlds
>One of the older nigger kids is wearing a fedora and carrying a fucking sabre
>Learn he is trying to participate in the nerd game club
>We keep note of him while thinking about what to do
Cont.
Fucking hell
Holy fuck this is actually too funny
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP CUNTS