>Be colonel in Russia's VDV
>you've worked hard your entire adult life and have a dozen confirmed kills from Chechnya
>your troops admire and respect you
>they would want you in the foxhole next to them
>recruiting agency asks you to be in a new video they're making
>you accept and you lip sync a cheesy recruiting song
>more than ten years later you're retired and have a fully grown son
>one day, son starts humming a song
>it sounds familiar
>you look over at him, and he's browsing some English-speaking website on his computer
>then
>you see a picture of yourself quickly scroll by
>wtf?
>out of curiosity, you look up the old music video and eventually stumble onto Jow Forums
>tfw you're a hero to a bunch of fat NEETs, who seem to know the lyrics to your song without knowing what they mean
Be colonel in Russia's VDV
VED DAY VED
BELLY BUKET
SMEGMA PRIVATE
CHESTY VALLAH
OUTA MARRE NABABERIET
That's Buinov. He is a millionaire singer. He served VDV as conscript.
except he's not a vdv colonel
Kek didn't know that
>not even the best airborne song
youtu.be
How would you feel seeing the american version of this song as a recruitment advert on tv?
Cringe probably
Sign me the fuck up. I hope they do it for Space Force.
CHEST DICK FALL OFF
Who would they hire and cast as the main singer?
>Not even the best military song
Ted Nugent of course
Probably already has "space shuttle door Gunner" drafted and ready to record
>Smegma
Kektastrophe
>they would want you in the foxhole next to them
Is this code for gay sex?
Kombat is pretty damn good but I like Soldat better.
Fuck off nü-k
best military song coming through
youtube.com
Comrade Senior Sergeant, I see your soul...
>Not even the newest VDV song
youtube.com