Went to sign up at an Army and Marine recruiting station

>Went to sign up at an Army and Marine recruiting station
>said faggot
>triggered Army faggot
>Army calls the police on me because i said faggot and called him a faggot, PC Liberals Modernist..
>Army lady trys to get smart with me
>Tell her she's suppose to be home cooking and cleaning.
>Woman Marine recruiter didn't want to see me after that.
When did the Marines become so cucked? I expected this from the Army but not the Marines to..

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what do you expect from institutions which conform to normies?

Something different..

Sadly that’s life now if you want to be accepted you have to act like an NPC. Apparentally saying faggots the same as saying nigger now, I said faggot in my class and everyone freaked out.

If you want to make some money and act how you want become a fugitive recovery agent, work for yourself, say anything you like. Fugitives have no rights and no one’ll care what you say to them and you don’t have to show restraint like police do.

>say faggot a lot
>call transsexuals mentally ill
>baited normies get mad and gang up
>active trap card
>'I'm trans'
>immediately turn vitriol on themselves
>privileged checked
Can't wait for the left to destroy itself. Sad the military is getting cucked, I'd always hoped it would be the one institution to hold out in the face of over-correctness.

Thanks i might look into that

Pic related

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What are you autistic? You can only say faggot if you really don't give a shit and you know there are no openly gay fags around in college

>marines
>to
checks out

It's meant to show that despite what society thinks of you the army can use the skills you have and mold you in to a better person. It's not saying "chicks with dicks, your army needs you and your mental illnesses".

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>caring what subhuman faggots think
lol

>When did the Marines become so cucked?
When this closeted homosexual took them over.

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>went to recruitment for naything security/LEO/ARMY
>talked shit
>got canned for this
>didn't stoped talking shit
>got weeded out
>surprise

recruiters are paid to weed out drama queens & ppl that don't willfully obey to orders...
By not letting yourself getting reprimanded for foul talk you acted to them as a liability in a high stress stituation.
I worked in currency/valuables security in EU and our recruiters could act as soccermom nor as SGT Hartman tier faggots just to piss off dudes... and it worked...

>If you went and made the most formal apology you would be telling racist jokes in boot camp.

so go do a remake of Domino likesaid I'm sure it'll be fine . Tell me when you bang Keira Knigtley.

The real version of events:
>OP crawls out of the public restroom containing the gloryhole he spent last night in amid a haze of meth and poppers
>wanders into the recruiting office thinking his porno fantasies will come true in the military
>tries to be the self-deprecating, sassy bitch gay guy who calls himself faggot and queer all the time
>pisses off the recruiter, a 20 year vet with 3 combat tours under his belt, a husband, and complete antipathy for that kind of behavior from fellow homosexuals
>politely asks OP to leave, citing that STD-ridden tweakers aren't likely to pass any of the minimum standards
>OP gets prissy
>other Army recruiter tells him to leave or they'll call the cops
>his phobia and hatred of vaginas flaring something fierce, OP can only stammer about getting back to the kitchen
>Marine recruiter tells him that if she wanted to deal with preening faggots all day she'd live on-base

Only legitimate post

Made me chuckle

You I like you
No homo

cool story bro.

Don't listen to this weird SJW autistic contrarian bullshit. When I joined the USMC in 2009. My recruiters were total bros, it was like dudes just being dudes. And my drill instructors said politically incorrect shit all the time. Times have changed man. The military is now cucked.

>and then everyone clapped
Right Faggot?

This, best job ever other than repo man.

>NIGGERS
>JAMAL.JPG
>THE ARMY NEEDS YOU
>AND YOU COMPLETE DISREGARD FOR HUMAN DECENCY

This is more believable than your story OP, people swear all the time in the military.

So you're telling me the future will be fighting robots piloted by dickgirls, some of whom I assume will be cute?

Oh yeah, that reminds me of a story
>working late shift
>some guy comes in, coworker that's been here longer days he used to work here
>he brings some candy and offers me a piece
>try to politely decline
>he looks at me funny
>attempt to explain that I'm on a diet
>brain fucks up
>"I'm a dietfag"
>they both look at me weird and say I probably shouldn't use that word while I'm on the job
I think I only got away with it because I called myself a fag.

I thought this was a troll HA!
>says faggot
>gets butt hurt over but hurt
>now cant be the best of the best zog bot
>cries
You are all around pretty dumb an you probably came across weird. If not...

Murderin 500000 Iraqis is ok but saying the f word isn’t? Taking 76% of your tax dollars is ok but saying the fag word isn’t?

I guess im not suprised why wouldn’t the military be pushing the same political stance as the corporations. Pic related.

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You should have known but it amazes me how fast NPC's are brainwashed to know (certain word) = BAD

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>Act like child, spouting memes in public
>Act surprised when there are consequences

>trannies, the army needs you and your ability to accept mutilation and disfigurement at the front lines and EOD

And a bunch of Blacks, Mexicans, white trash males, and the occasional Asian officer that actually get the real fighting done.

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t. Faggot

If anything it means we need someone to train and do a job the way we want and we dont give a fuck about you as an individual but what it really means is the military is already cucked by (((them)))

In today's episode of "Things that totally happened"

>God Save the Queen plays mournfully in the background.

You are expected to at least try to act like a respectable human being before they let you know "yeah it's fine" or something among those lines, in anything ever. It's like you autistic animals actually have no experience interacting with strangers in public.
>approach people like a foul mouthed trashy rat
>act surprised when treated like one
boo hoo
>back in my day we said nigger faggot amrite homie gees?
back in those days you weren't even born, shut the fuck up

>this Faggot user doesn't believe op
>argument's a total fantasy from his ass
>other faggots who don't believe op blindly agree with said fantasy.

This faggots post
Ophere i suggest visting your local US Military recruiting station and say faggot, homosexal, jew, liberal, and political correctness, and tell us what happens, also ask if they're political correct and liberal, thank you.

I sure as fuck don't believe it because it's a stupid fucking story, and his post isn't an argument at all but taking the piss out of an obvious shitpost so I'm going to laugh at it.

I knew Rainbow Bright carried a S&W

>telling lies on the internet

kek

from the way op types I can't help but imagine some awkward dude saying faggot once and staring at the recruiter for a reaction. Not even in a naturally formed sentence, just the word "faggot" out of the blue followed by confused silence. Then some lady working there came over to see what's up and op be like "stay in the kitchen" because instead of explaining himself he wants to spew the first buzzword that poped up in his head to get a reaction.

It's called professionalism, you can't expect a job by screaming SUP FAGGOTS GIMME A GAT CUZ IM BOUTA SPLAT SOME PAKIS

I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Alex

>Higher education in anything besides STEM
Oh NO NO NO

Not only do you die for jews you also follow their marxist religion LOL BOYCOTT THE MILITARY DONT LET YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY JOIN

as a nonwhite it is utterly fucking bewildering to me that there are still white men who sign up to die for this country.

But it happened that's why his post and the faggots agreeing are morons.

I would piss you heretics off so fast you'd be crying and calling the police like the PC bitches you really are.

huh, I want to keep my shield now. I wonder how much that'd cost to do irl.

lol, English not my first language

>but it happened
>source
>your ass

T. Neverhappened