Are they gonna make it?
What are their odds when shtf?
Adrian Cooper
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Anthony Barnes
Maybe.
Elijah Lee
Ian would have to use himself as a twink sex-slave. Karl would be killed for the autism.
Jack Miller
This. Karl would be killed after his slavshit LARPing meme build jams in a firefight. Ian would surrender after running out of 8mm French and be carted off as a sex slave.
Jordan Peterson
They'll be on the opposite side of 99% of Jow Forums so I doubt they'll do well.
Leftists will be fucked in SHTF.
Leo Stewart
I have a system for determining this, but I'd have to know the largest American coin that they can fit in their ass to know for sure.
Jonathan Barnes
>system
A system is a set of things working together. What you have is a method.
Justin Thompson
Ian would go live in his weirdo desert compound and be fine, Karl would try to larp as something (probably a soviet paratrooper or Nazi soldier) and die.
Angel Stewart
Somewhat this. The company you keep is a big indicator of who you are personally. Karl seems dysfunctional, within and without. Ian seems normal enough when Karl isn’t around.
Ian Evans
>satanic temple
>not O9A
Come on, Karl. If you're going to worship the Devil, at least pick a Jow Forums Satanic cult.
Jayden Reyes
OGs would know Ian used to do videos on his self sustaining desert compound
Camden Martin
>Are they gonna make it?
nah
satan always lets you down when it counts most
Thomas Reyes
HIDE ECELEB THREADS
DO NOT REPLY TO ECELEB POSTERS
SAGE ECELEB THREADS
Aaron Cruz
Still waiting for proofs senpai
Noah Sanders
Ian is a pinko. He'll be the first to go.
Mason Kelly
GRAB CHAUCHAT AND GO INNA BUNKER
Cooper Taylor
It’s another Ian thread not even an hour after the jannies killed the last one
Aaron Reed
By "leftists" I assume you mean the center-right liberals, not the hardline anti-capitalists who have been literally participating in armed conflicts non-stop for about a century now around the world, while organizing local dispersed networks and mutual aid societies where ever they are?
Justin Lee
>center-right liberals
How many center-right liberals have the goals that The Satanic Temple have? Have you even studied their beliefs for fuck's sake?! Quit trying to defend these fucking commies.
Nathaniel Cooper
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Cooper Brown
I wasn't talking about them.
Satanists are anyhow more often fedora-tipping rationalists who don't give much of a fuck about economics except for pseudo-libertarian "big bad, muh mom & pop smol bushness gud".
Mason Ross
James Allen
>muslims = communism
Why are pinochetfags always so fucking dumb? Must be all the shoeshine they've ingested while licking boots.
Jack Long
>reeee liberals
>posts a picture of a neoliberal
Joshua Young
> It’s another Ian thread
Wrong it's a SHTF thread, you're the one bringing it up btw.
Lincoln Ortiz
>Must be all the shoeshine they've ingested while licking boots.
fucking kek
Mason Richardson
Karl would die from AIDS after slurping hobo bandit semen and Ian would become some nigger gangs sex slave
Hudson Perez
Ian would be recognized by at least one of the warboys that raids wherever village he ends up hiding out as gunsmith of. He'd be brought before the local warlord and subsequently put to work appraising the numerous arms the warlord is brought as tribute, and likely instructing his gunsmiths. If we're lucky there will be volumes of post-apocalyptic manuscripts of Ian's titled "Anthology of Weapons, such that they are not Forgotten"
Juan Gomez
I would make Ian my sex slave during shtf and have him read gun repair manuals in bed.
John Edwards
Go back to your containment board stormweenie.
Isaac Baker
t. Ian
Go back to your cuckshed
Nathaniel Bailey
definetly
Gabriel Sanchez
Both of those fuckers are gonna die of dehydration and heat stroke if they try to live in the desert without electricity and functioning JIT shipping.
Nolan Thompson
Yeah deserts aren't good places without power
Matthew Garcia
> what are solar panels
Elijah Murphy
>Ian
his home is some self-sufficient bunker in the desert. Nobody is going to look for him.
>Karl
His loyal network of Satanists will smuggle him out of the country and into Canada.
Josiah Wilson
Ian is ok - due to his channel. (Though he may be a leftie at heart.)
Karl is just cancer. His 2 gun matches makes him the expert on war. Also his haircut is fucked up, like he was raped with a razor.
Oliver Flores
ian's bunker is completely off the grid, with solar panels and a well
Evan Gutierrez
Based on this it seems like Ian is probably better off than most of the LARPers on here.
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Andrew Butler
>Ian is ok
>Karl is just cancer
LOL'd. Do you have a BFF who's anti-Trump, anti-Christianity, anti-patriarchy, anti-capitalism and is a Satanist at a leftist organization?
Imagine being a BFF with someone who defends muslims and illegal immigrants and gives them money.
Ian is actually BFF with a guy like that.
If you think you could have a friend like that and not share the same opinion, you're a retard.
Levi Murphy
>"Anthology of Weapons, such that they are not Forgotten"
The idea of roaming around the baron landscape and finding these in an abandoned shed gives me comfy feels
Michael King
>Do you have a BFF who's anti-Trump, anti-Christianity, anti-patriarchy, anti-capitalism and is a Satanist at a leftist organization?
Ugh. Yeah...
Well, if we're splitting hairs, my friend is Jewish, you can judge for yourself if that's better or not.
David Torres
Assuming you have them already and are a good electrician sure but theres other problems like low food and water
Cooper Long
You're just making a strawman. and you have not answered my question: would you be a BFF who holds those beliefs?
Luis Thomas
My point is that I have a best friend with whom I share basically NO beliefs. It's very possible. We get into philisophical discussions all the time, I try to be an example to him that his idiological opposition is still actually human, and he does the same for me.
Benjamin Taylor
so you could be a BFF with a communist, satanist and someone who defends illegals and supports muslim immigration to the US?
Dylan Sullivan
Post the copypaste that shuts shills up immediately like it shuts chinks up.
Adam Bell
You sound like a faggot, or you are larping to counter any response in this thread that may go against you.
Ryan Bailey
No, if SHTF then HIV medication is going to stop being produced.
Jordan Hill
"Hi guys," now with 130% more Mad Max shoulder pauldrons.
Jason Rivera
>hello, my name is Ian McCallum and welcome to forgotten weapons. today I'm here at Fatallica the Red King's personal armory with the Blastastic Mechanic, the King's personal gun smith. Today we are going to talk about a very rare pre-ww3 weapon, the Armalite Rifle fifteen. This particular specimen, one of very few remaining, is actually a m16a1 taken as a trophy from a small base display when he conquered what was once Fort Leonardwoods, or as it is more commonly known by locals, "lost in the woods"...
Mason Bell
>hardline anti-capitalists
Have literally never produced anything or formulated a successful nation. The West certainly formed by these groups. Hard lefties just create violent shitholes that eat zoo animals.
Jackson Walker
He literally never made that argument. He provided a source from the Washington times detailing the Satanic Temple prioritizing Muslims over other religious groups.
Valuing Islamic invaders over The West is a major platform of the American socialist left.
Alexander Jackson
>His 2 gun matches makes him the expert on war.
Tbh he routinely says "I know 2gun isn't exactly war but it's the best thing we can practice with and go on"
William Jones
"Lifespan of solar panels"
Jordan Reyes
Fucksakes I read all of that in Ian's voice perfectly
Jason Long
barren
Christian Scott
>detailing the Satanic Temple prioritizing Muslims over other religious groups.
Yeah. To piss off people like yourself.
Eli Phillips
go read siege you doublenigger
Henry Gutierrez
No, 2guns isn't going to help them. Ian's French collection is going to fuck him up. Karl is a fag and a larper.
Nolan Lee
The shit isn’t going to hit the fan.