I accidentally won an auction for a school bus. I'm not sure what to do

take a road trip to nuggetfest

Imagine the smell

The smell of silicone lubed with pizza grease

Strip it, furnish it with comfortable shit, repaint that ugly ass school bus yellow, and take that bitch camping.

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Someone I know used to camp out of one. Was pretty comfy.

>accidentally won
how the fuck did you pull that off?? and how much?

>NJ
Take me with you before you go.

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not him but the pic shows he won it for $1,954

OP wtf are you going to do with that shit? i vote you start taking kids to school in the mornings for free. just do it like an unpaid thing and see if anyone notices

where the fuck are you going to park it? do you have a big chunk of land or are you in the suburbs and screwed?

New meme inbound
Jow Forums rides the short bus.

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>Jow Forums finally gets reunited with the short bus

Brings a tear to my eye

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youtu.be/bfrQ8ZutmLE
Short bus, right up Jow Forumss alley

>Its the fucking short bus again

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The magic s/k/oolbus.

Instead of shooting up a school, now you can shoot a school bus. Win-win.

>short bus

that's about right.

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Holy Shit, this looks like one of those trucks that lolis use to abduct honest working men off the streets.

OP, are you sure you're not a little girl?

He could get a storage spot

OP paint bus up like this. Pic related is pretty much how i see this going. Ravel coadt to coast and pick up Jow Forumsommandos along the way on pilgrimage to murder/k/ube

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Make a Killdozer but with a bus. A Killbus.

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Solar panels on the roof with comfy camp set up inside. Im jelly!

sucks its not 4wd

>Thread had to have 28 posts before someone posted this

Jow Forums is dying

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There is a legend of a man
Who freed the Jersey land
Yorkers, Baltipoors and Philly scum
Hear the engine roar, drop heart and run
For they know the Jow Forumsillbus comes

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What kept you from posting it, faggot?

fucking got him

>Listen to George intensifies

>Trips too
Nice

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Accidentally won? Wut?
Load it up with beer coolers and hang some gun racks in it. Then road trip down 95 to Florida and go hunting in the swamp.

The Short Bus Snek Hunting Club.

>OP later is arrested kid napping 34 children while being armed to the teeth with illegal assault weapons and illegally owned sex assault weapons

I didn't see the thread until now

Use it to gather up all the fellow NJ Jow Forumsommandos and hausl us out if this shithole.

>Wins a short bus for disabled kids
OP taking his autism to a whole new level

>Jow Forums gets a chance at buying a bus
>buys a fucking short bus

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>$2000
>shortbus

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Scope a legit route, & stage the most daring & lucrative ransom operation in the history of New Jersey.

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>Go to Alaska with minimal supplies and experience
>die.

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Yep, that is the bus meant for OP.

That nigga still pisses me off to this day.
>burned all his money instead of getting supplies
>didn't do his research
>didn't go in the spring to prep and set up
>didn't know jack shit about hunting
>didn't bring a gun

Didn’t that model come with the 8.1 liter big block V8?

>tfw literally autistic and rode the short bus to special education school on account of behavioral problems.

Find that brain damaged porn actress and promote a bang bus for tards.

>Jow Forums explains how to get listed on the terror watch list and sex offender registry at the same time.

Any stories?

OP gonna take up tard wrangling as a hobby?
Ive got some tards that need wrangled if you wanna make some side cash hmu

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dude thats a fucking steal. i just bought a car and could have gotten 3 of those.

paint it all black tint that shit out and load it with subs party lights maybe a stripper pole or something. LOTS OF SUBS the people like that shit.

you will have a bitch 25 person party bus, can easily charge $100 an hour, maybe more

>turn it into nigger bus
>catch a stray unaimed bullet to the pancreas when someones new sneakers get stepped on

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Except for the school having prison cells to luck us up in when we got too autistic, nothing much. There was a faggot in my 5th grade class that went to Europe for the premier of the spice girls movie, and a kid that used to mumble (and looked like) Joe Pesci in home alone. It was a school for retards, and they only put me there because I kept walking home when I got tired of class. I think I spent half a year in in school suspension there staring at a wall cause it was better than dealing with my retarded classmates. Used to get "restrained" and put in jail almost daily.

If anyone else wants to buy a bus, there are still a lot up for auction.

govdeals.com/index.cfm?fa=Main.AdvSearchResultsNew&searchPg=Classic&inv_num=&category=00&kWord=&kWordSelect=2&sortBy=ad&agency=1581&state=&country=&locID=&timing=bySimple&locationType=state&timeType=&timingWithin=1

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Also had college level reading apprehension in kindergarten, so they enrolled me in GATE and everything went downhill from there. When I was 10 they did the mandatory IQ test, turns out I had a mean of 148.

Also did a lot of Jow Forums related autistic shit. Used to get bored in class so I'd grab a yard stick and start crawling prone through class pretending I was in world war 2. We got a 28k dialup back in like 1994 and the first website I ever went to was H&K. Took 2 hours to download a picture of an MP5.

>ain't nobody payin' nuffin fo dat!

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>not lining the walls with ar500 steel and engine compartment to turn it into a armed bug out bus capable of delivering you, your family, and clan to safety

Convert to Battle Bus. Roadtrip to California. You can figure out the rest.

>apprehension
guess how I know you're full of shit

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>play stupid games, win stupid prizes: the larp

>adding a half ton of steel in addition to the giant cab, people, and cargo the 15 year old V8 already has to pull
Gotta hand it to Jow Forums, always finding ways to blow a tranny.

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>always finding ways to blow a tranny

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GEORGE CAN TAKE A TRACK WITH TROOPIES ON HIS BACK

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How?

2.
understanding; grasp.
"the pure apprehension of the work of art"
synonyms: understanding, grasp, comprehension, realization, recognition, appreciation, discernment, perception, awareness, cognizance, consciousness, penetration
"she was popular because of her quick apprehension of the wishes of the people"

Summary

1. Apprehension is a mode of consciousness wherein one is aware of something but cannot pass any judgment on it, while comprehension is a psychological state of mind wherein a person is aware of something, is able to think about it, and knows how to deal with it.
2. Comprehension requires knowledge, while apprehension does not.
3. Comprehension is deeper than apprehension.
4. Apprehension is a state of mind wherein a person does not fully grasp the meaning of an idea or object presented to him, while comprehension is a state of mind wherein he is able to fully understand the meaning of the idea or object presented to him.

Read more: Difference Between Apprehension and Comprehension | Difference Between | Apprehension vs Comprehension differencebetween.net/language/difference-between-apprehension-and-comprehension/#ixzz5dxs6F3WV

Do you think as a 5 year old I had the ability to comprehend what I was reading? Or is it more likely that I apprehended what I was reading?

I don't want to sound like a cock sucking know it all but you're wrong.

>not dual mounting black-powdered liberty bringers
Get on the bus

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Or just get employed as some kind of mass uber driver. Free water bottles abd shit driving round stacies to chads all night should earn some decent cash.

>using tertiary definitions of words so uncommon that everyone who replied had to look the word up in the dictionary
The """genius""" part of the story is up in the air but the autist part sure isn't

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Haha. Short bus. Perfect for Jow Forums.

Recreate the Battlebus from Fortnite and dab on the zoomers.

You conveniently cropped out definition 2. which I posted. I'm not here to argue with you. I can sleep at night knowing I'm not a liar. Can you?

You were betting on someone outbidding you, weren't you? Don't bid when bored!

Now up-armor that bitch and Uber for events. Shuttle service for sold out concerts would make mad bank.

>later on they confirmed that they were actually child sized sex dolls and no crime was actually committed

>He had actually driven around picking up small blow up dolls set up around town

Guys, I got this.

What OP needs to do is find a two lane road that leads to an airport, and then stop at every house "to pick up children"

See how many people you can make miss their flights.

I have never seen houses on a two lane road near an airport

OFC its a mini bus, welcome to Jow Forums

Hope is a double edge sword

10/10

Line the walls with kevlar, add in curtains and bunk beds, some nice mood lighting, cooking stuff and a big fuck off battery and you have yourself a great camping bus

heck build a home out of it

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Took us long enough to get the battlebus pics out, jeez

govdeals hosts my local seized property (police) auctions. They usually do a bulk deal on firearms... and bicycles.

YaaaAYY! RiDe DA sHoRt buus!

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Get comfy kids. I can see Jow Forums history coming a mile away

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He did bring a gun, at least. But you're right about the rest.

The way I see it you have three options to turn this around.
>The Evel Kenievel
Put on the stars and stripes, grab a helmet, put a 5 point harness on the seat, and drive that son of a bitch off a ramp and over some cars on video. Even if you crash and explode you can make all your money back off of Jewtube ad revenue.
>The Bang Bus
Self-explanatory I hope. Move to a hot city full of dumb but attractive women and get some video equipment. Steal said gimmick and apply as needed. If your penis doesn't work do #1.
>Theme Tour Limousine
Become a janky ass transit worker. This is the least fun you can have in your bus: Doing the thing it was made to do.

Whichever option you choose when the bus has reached the end of its life, take it to a full-auto range and either light it up with a M134 or drive a tank over it.

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Ok i just came back from your r9k thread, you should actually start a militia

unironically best idea in this thread. Just park by popular bars, undercut uber/lyft during peak hours, offer booze/whipits to the clinetele, make some money, move the fuck out of NJ.

You fat cunts need to get better at Latin if you're going to LARP as Crusaders.

can we do volley-fire drive-byes in Chicago?

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That woyld be a sweet project.

I'd keep 1 or 2 rows of seats for passengers and remove the rest if the seats.

Buy a cheap IKEA bed and bolt it to the floor.

Put in a couple couches and a big TB amd a small fridge and a microwave.

That would be freaking sweet.

>words so uncommon that everyone who replied had to look the word up in the dictionary
Not him, but did it occur to you that all the people who didn't have to look it up in the dictionary didn't reply because it was just a normal sentence with normal words in it?
It's really not that uncommon a word.

Hmmm, interesting. I wonder how I could use something similar for subversion.

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