Would bear maize be an effective weapon against a Dogman??

Bullshit melonheads are... well... niggers. The term melonhead is a bastardization of the term melungeon which was a old timey word to describe tri-racial Americans in the Midwest.

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Better bring the xtendo and know how to use C/C for Dogman. Don't catch him on full moon either, he'll go wolfman, free of the pack

>not wanting to gain dogman powers

youtube.com/watch?v=pLjxHHhcAGk

>maize
Yes, bears hate to eat their vegetables, so corn will deter them, while tendies attract them.

Werewolves and dogmen are completely different. Dogmen are a species werewolves have an infection

They are very real.

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whats MI?

youse a werewolf.

i cant find any info on the swamp/lizard people

anyone got anything?? a greentext story?

Do they have human cock or red rockets like dogs?

Melonheads are Ohio you mittenfucks

red rockets probably

what's the difference between werewolves and dogmen?

It has been a long passed down knowledge in my family that 12ga. 000 buck will do the trick against all dogmen. Gramps used to hunt them in the 60's with his double barrel after one ran off with his daughter

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>PA
Those aren't dogmen those are furries user

Still, we should really cull the furry population before gene manipulation allows them to make actual dogmen.
It's not so much that they are one in the same. Rather, one leads to the other.

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this
weirdus.com/states/ohio/fabled_people_and_places/melonheads/index.php

also Frogman
weirdus.com/states/ohio/bizarre_beasts/loveland_frogman/index.php

home of the NADP
northamericandogmanproject.com/

and where the BFRO started
bfro.net/GDB/state_listing.asp?state=oh

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god imagine being knotted by something so big and strong you could barely even squirm once his full weight was upon you you'd just be hit until it was over and who knows how long something like that could keep at it jesus

gib quadroon milkies

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Yiff in hell

thank u for these links based spoop user also bump for dogman

if dogmen are a species wouldn't they be extremely endangered and require govt protection?

Why is everybody talking about hunting them?

>bear maize
>maize

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>require govt protection

the weak should fear the strong

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>Bear Maize

???

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bison meat is fucking good meat, why did they let all that go to waste?

Senseless animal slaughter isn't really hunting anymore if you're not gonna do anything with the animal after

They ate all those bison, that was the problem.

>bear maize
>maize
Probably not, unless you're hoping it gets incapacitated by digestive distress.
You motherfucker that's the pic I was gonna use

w-what?

Email me at [email protected] (throwaway obviously) with those guns you posted arranged in a different way, or some other proof and we can talk more.

No, Maize is not an effective defense. Dragon dong may put dogman in his place.

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no one could possibly take that thing

About what? I ain't selling them

You don't hunt dogmen, they hunt you. This thread is about protection

About the dogman shit. The different arrangement pic is proof that it's you.

OwO

Oh lol, that was a joke. One of those was bought to kill niggers during the 60's Detroit riots though

I want a werewolf to pound my butthole

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You should do a google search on that.

So is the dog man a midwest cryptid or more specifically a Michigan myth?

More of a Michigan thing from what im reading

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Is Béarnaise an effective weapon against a Dogman??

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I've been to Gaylord. Great trails for bikes & quads around there. There's supposedly a base where the army plays with old tanks that's a little too easy for a quad or dirtbike to get into - leading to the occasional idiot getting chased around by a tank before being driven away or arrested if they don't take the hint.

People never get the hint of that shit. Military has a spot here in WA, where they do all their explosives testing and training, they put all these huge fuck signs saying "No trespassing, unexploded ordinance in the area" seems weekly they're picking ppl up for tresspassing.

I know dogmen are found up in Michigan, are there any 'confirmed' cryptids native to Indiana? I wanna spook hunt.

I don't know where the fuck folks are camping here. I'm from Ingham County, and I've lived in Isabella County and the only thing I've dealt with are the ghosts of the 100's of native american children who were abused at the old sanitarium turned tribal re-education school.

Just hang around Gary long enough, you'll find something worth shooting

Ingham here too. My buddies house was built on an old Indian burial ground, they dug up a few grave stones excavating for their garage. He used to see ghosts quite a bit as a kid

Tortured spirits of Native Americans? Absolutely I could see that happening here. Dogmen? not until genetic manipulation advances for a few more decades.

Reminder that if you haven't seen Dog Soldiers you need to

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Nice get.
Michigan fag here- in grand rapids - Loving our present conditions. I deer hunt up by shoe lake in pictured rocks national Forrest. Have seen tracks that size before -
Not to be a downer but I they are just wolf tracks.

Dog man is just a nahual we hunt the in mexico all the time, gotta have crossed bullets or a crossed machete

Dogs chase sticks

Give the dog a stick

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I view most of these stories as some spooky story your mate is telling you around the campfire.
kek
PR has been taken over by the Chinese

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Pro tip for you retards: bullets don’t work on skinwalkers. You’ll never win a fight and you won’t kill one. Leave the area immediately if a skinwalker or their paranormal effects appear.

I’m sick of seeing this hurr durr shit here about skinwalkers. If you knew the first thing about them, the first REAL THING about them, you’d know you can hit them again and again with the biggest bullet you’ve got and not phase them.

The real natives won’t tell you because they don’t trust you not to go looking for trouble. The Chippewa tribe are just brown jews with no spiritual gifts remaining and nothing but greed and excess. You’ll never learn anything from any casino Indian.

>when you're loaded up with phillips bullets but you come across a security tri-wing werewolf

at least pozidriv werewolves go down to phillips rounds eventually.

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dogmen are animals like any other, they bleed just like us.

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Shut the fuck up, dude, Chippewa are some of the best folks I know.
t. Former Teacher in Mt. Pleasant.

I wonder who could be behind this post

I wouldn't worry about it

I worked the Indian owned gas station by soaring eagle and learned that Indians were worse then white trash.

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You gotta know that only like, the top 15% of the natives living in the area benefit from the Casino, dude.

Isabella is one of the poorest counties in Michigan.

Lmao I’ve worked around them since moving here in ‘84. They aren’t who they want you to think they are.

They’ll fight tooth and nail for bones of no relation to theirs, only to toss them unceremoniously back into the ground.

dogmen are alive and real, STAY WOKE AND STAY ALERT

whats a good melee weapon against one?

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I would think dragon dildos.

tfw I have to fight both ayys and dogmen
fuck this

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Where do wendigos fit in this map? My dad has property north of Ishpeming.

They reside on isle royal

which calibre is best for dealing with ghosts?

just jack off

>he doesnt hunt supernatural creatures with corn

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Anywhere. Wendigo primarilly happen when a human eats another, most commonly during winter months.

Wendigo can appear anywhere but are basically nonexistent anymore.

So I have to worry about Dogmen, Wendigos, Skinwalkers, Scandenavians, Minnesotans, and Packers fans?

Are you UP? Because there’s a lot worse up there than packers fans, which says a lot.

Take that back about the Packers

gonna go hike in the woods in the dark tonight wish me luck boys i dont have a gun

My dad is from Detroit, was stationed at K I Sawyer from many years, bought some land outside Marquette north of Ishpeming while it was cheap. Everytime we go up there Marquette gets bigger and more "civilised".

.44 Henry Rimfire

I have no problems with the Packers, I have problems with Packers fans, and Patriot fans, and Ohio State fans. You faggots are insufferable

You’re south enough and city enough to avoid a lot of the really bad shit.

Don’t go in the mines. At least, not any that aren’t commercialized.

Bad things in the mines, and not just the gasses.

Not dogman related, but I was testing my dad's old frequency radio with my friends innawoods and I found a frequency that we weren't broadcasting on, but something was speaking to me. Here's an audio file
vocaroo.com/i/s18uXiTXZJbm

No, but buckshot probably is. Most things are weak to buckshot.

I like to think 2 of those werewolves shits before the end

Furfags gen the flamethrower

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for when dogman goes and dumps trash on your property.

No you stupid fucking 12 year old slovenian

Hot story a special ops duo in turdworlf desert op snuck up on 2 happenstance dogmen towering over desertmen wearing body armor WITH egyptian hyksos sickle sword sliced the dirty arab right in half diagonally not a joke they retreated like cucks good recon op MAGA
These things are breeding like rabbits and have studied human tactics you don't even know tactics compared to them they are legion their numbers bolstering until the day they are let loose to kill mass amounts of larpers 1/3 the pop exactly many will die and only patriots survive DO NOT engage dark days

Not that kind of cross nigger I mean making 7 crosses with a knife on the round and saying a prayer

Back at it again I see

Alright faggots.
If it can kill a bear it can kill a make believe monster.

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