Jow Forums humor thread.
Jow Forums humor thread
Lucas Cooper
Jack Taylor
Jordan Diaz
Why does she have a stripper clip on her helmet
Robert Brown
David Green
I see we're starting off with a good one
Carter Phillips
>its real
Should i buy one bros
Connor Cruz
Jonathan Allen
Dominic Davis
classic
Juan Russell
I don't know what upsets me more. The fact that he thinks that's a Glock .40, how rusted that Hi-Point is, or the fact that even with all the rust and blatant neglect, I'd bet my bottom dollar that the Hi-Point still goes bang every time you pull the trigger.
Aiden Evans
Hi-Points are the AK47's of handguns.
Ayden Wilson
Pic related.
And this is Jow Forums because...?
Reminds me of that Syrian that had a DShK/NSV/Kord mounted on a shopping cart.
Brandon Harris
Story behind this? What country, who's apartment?
Carter Jackson
>And this is Jow Forums because...?
Firearms and politics cannot help overlapping sometimes. They go hand and hand in many areas. The firearm is the physical embodiment of political power. It is only through the firearm that political power is able to enforce it's will. Jow Forums discusses the who, when, where, how, and why of firearms, how can one discuss the why of firearms, without it being political? It's bound to come up anytime on a firearms discussion board.
Kevin Lee
we get it, you lost ww2
Oliver Jones
>Story behind this? What country, who's apartment?
-In a possible future where democrats regain full control
-United States
-Jow Forums's
Jaxon Martin
Lincoln Ramirez
Jason Allen
Isaiah White
Isaiah Perez
Ethan Perry
Tyler Collins
William Nguyen
Christopher Butler
Ethan Barnes
Asher James
Brandon Harris
Tyler Evans
Nathan Morgan
There's nothing more Jow Forums than killing commies and socialists.
Robert Lee
kek
Story of my granddad's life. It probably got some people killed in retaliation, but it's all part of the Hell of war.
Luke Davis
Brayden Jenkins
Bentley Nguyen
It probably goes bang even if you don't pull the trigger.
Blake James
Illegal meme lab in the U.K.
Chase Fisher
No they're not lol they're still fucking pieces of shit. GarandThumbs latest hi-points video shows their awesome quality you shit spouting mung
Christian Hall
I'm not sure but I'd heard that at the start of Vietnam, spare magazines were few and far between. They might have been issued stripper clips to reload their mags.
Cameron Reyes
Do push ups until you can figure it out. Hint: What else is attached to each bandolier?
Ryan Martinez
>please no
Nathaniel Hill
Ethan James
Jordan Roberts
>7.62x51mm clip
>M16
Wut?
Jaxon Hernandez
>one thousand pushups
all at once?
Samuel Phillips
Someone answer him please enquiring mind want to know if their dogs will get shoot
Juan Williams
You do know that a joke worthy of being posted to a humor thread isn't just some lolrandom lie presented as a statement, right?
That might roll on Jow Forums, but it's not okay on Jow Forums.
Ethan Williams
the only people who won wwii are the jews
if our grandfathers had known what would happen over the next 50 years they would have switched sides
Kayden Barnes
>pay taxes for a war fought to defend you WITHOUT REPRESENTATION
FTFY tory scum
Tyler Lewis
cool
to
see
Jow Forumsstormfront
posters
here
(Actually not cool at all.)
Gabriel Hernandez
He's right though
Nicholas Martin
Nice spacing there faggot
Gavin Parker
here forgot to put *CLAP* between them
Thomas Stewart
Elijah Peterson
...
John Reed
Aaron James
does your fuel need filtering?
Daniel Morris
Dylan Carter
>is what you get when you take it in the ass fag boy
how could he not laugh at that too
Jaxon Anderson
Jordan Hughes
Just saying, having to bust out 1000 push ups at a random time really blows.
I used to serve as a mormon missionary. Some of the guys were doing this push up challenge on saturday mornings when we'd get up extra early for morning sports. They'd see who could do 1000 fastest. I got in on it, and it sucked the first time. Only rule was you had to do it in under 2 hours.
My first time was about 1.5 hours, and it really blew because I was on bikes at that time, so we had to ride everywhere when we were all sore as could be. And of course, the Sunday after sucked as well, because now that every tiny motion hurts, you now have to stand and smile while shaking hands with people as they walk into church. Absolutely awful.
Times got better as things went, and the stiff achy feeling wasn't as pronounced, some people did all 1000 in less than 30 minutes, but I never broke that mark.
But, having to do that at a random time in the future?
Screw that.
James Hernandez
too real
Joseph Green
jesus christ that sounds fucking misersable
Juan Carter
>And this is Jow Forums because...?
Name a more Jow Forums form of government than a military dictatorship.
Easton Bell
Anthony Collins
Cool to see JIDF posters here sticking up for the mostly Jewish 1%. No, that was sarcasm.
Zachary Evans
>be me
>be 8 years old
>have never shot a gun before
>be on hunting trip my dad uncle and older cousin
>dad and uncle have an unhealthy rivalry
>be in the middle of the woods
>Dad tries to teach me how to use a hunting rifle
>Suddenly a wild deer appeared
>dad helps me line up the shot
>uncircumcised penis quivers
> It is time
>nail that fucker in the dead center
Pic related
>dad brags for a few minutes before we move to another location
>in the new spot we find another deer
>cousins turn to aim
>misses by a mile and starts to tear up
>deer nopes the fuck out
>uncle stands up rage boner throbbing
>nocryinginbaseball.wav
>mfw when uncle starts kicking the shit out of my weeping cousin
Not allowed to see my uncle anymore
Brandon Nguyen
Maybe next time he should line up his shot and squeeze. You are clearly the superior offspring
Noah Johnson
post your stomach. you're 21 years old and full of rage that you will never be a valued member of your community.
The kikes had nothing to do with patching up Romanians at Bagram. You have all of this hatred inside of you because you have removed yourself from the world and locked yourself in an extremist echo chamber like a california liberal telling people that universal background checks are common sense. Eat celery, drink water, get on tinder and lose your V card. Work more hours. Make IRL friends.
Liam Phillips
On an unrelated note, did the Germans and Romanians ever do shit together in Afghanistan? ...who was on the flank?
Logan Cruz
It was a non-functional pistol they pulled out of a dumpster for the tv show.
Benjamin Mitchell
Yes, yes it does. Does it attach to the 9mm housing on my hose?
Caleb Richardson
>work more hours
>I'm totally one of you guys
Sure buddy
Brayden Hill
>filename
I smiled
James Johnson
Xavier Ramirez
What would happen if he did actually shoot that thing? other than getting donkey kicked in the balls
Lincoln Walker
Camden Bennett
>tfw gensai's friend
Oliver Martin
are the threads 1/2 x 28 pitch? (this is the most common size)
Ian Anderson
>Whiny group of merchants incites treason and terrorism just because it directly benefits them
FTFY
Noah Gomez
>Name a more Jow Forums form of government than a military dictatorship
bellum omnium contra omnes
Asher Adams
just buy only one. i bought a thread adapter from china last year and my dog is fine.
Aaron Davis
>free from the chains of capitalism
>now in the chains of oppressive communism
Joseph White
out of the frying pan and into the nuclear inferno
Samuel Edwards
left can't meme
Ian Davis
Jews rock!
Zachary Mitchell
Nicholas Garcia
Redditor begone
Ayden Phillips
Wyatt Bailey
Brayden Ramirez
How about no government at all you fucking boot?
Austin Thomas
holy shit the newfag on this guy
IT'S SUPPOSED TO UPSET YOU YOU INSUFFERABLE MORON
Aaron Thomas
Leo Sanders
How old are people nowadays?
I'm barely 20 and my grandpa fought in WW2 but it seems like everyone is talking about grandparents from the vietnam generation nowadays
Aaron Sullivan
Brandon Bailey
Fucking classic
Hunter Flores
So don't call the faggot atf, that simple.
Grayson Nguyen
Ten bucks says it's Brazil.
David Parker
I bet in 50 years, Nazi Germany would also succumb to modern degeneracy
Grayson Phillips
I doubt it.
Camden Diaz
>tfw my university doesn’t allow any TI calculators because one guy showed them how to cheat on it
Anthony Lee
Were those guys acquitted yet? I remember the media fucking demonized them until the video came out and proved the tweaker whore was full of shit and that her roided up boyfriend was threatening to kill them because he was throwing trash in their yard.