Assuming a budget of fuck all and next to no resources how would Jow Forums stop poachers in the Congo?

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assuming a budget of fuck all and next to no resources how would Jow Forums stop poachers in the Congo?

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Give the gorillas guns

Looks like they've already got them in hand

make all poachers into lamp shades

Fougasse Mines

Well, the poachers are probably black. You know how hunters will throw out corn to attract deer? Just make grape soda, KFC, and watermelon traps, in Fortnite.

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I forgot to include flaming hot Cheetos and Newports to attract the poachers.

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Pit traps with sharpened poop sticks along with surplus AKMs that you usually see in le heart of the world. Then I'll hoard all the cheetah pussy to myself. Did I ever tell you I had sex dreams about the cats from far cry 3? Yeah, it tackled me like in the game, but I heard popping noises, and I woke up with my underwear all soaked :d

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>Find poacher
>Capture or Kill
>Find out where they came from
>Wipe out home village
>If from a city kill him and his extended family instead
>Addendum being if they're from outside the country kill them anyway.
>Spread the message that if you poach reprisals will happen and you have no one to blame but the poachers
>Post pictures of killed poachers and family members in public places
>Rinse and repeat till problem stops

>not nailing up the corpses of poachers on trees around the entrances to the park

>sheepdog
It's time that cringe teir shit ends right now, because of the "sheepdogs" the sheep have never felt fear in their lives, and now they think that is no such thing as fear. Worse is that fact that they confuse caution as "fear". I say we slip our collars and let slip the dogs of war.

A four bore double rifle, legalize limited hunting of basically every species.

I like the way you think.

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>Spread the message that if you "x" reprisals will happen and you have no one to blame but the "x'ers"
>Post pictures of killed "x'ers" and family members in public places

wow, im sure that will be quite the shock to africans as it is something completely different than what usually happens there
that will definitely be effective


kill all the chinks in africa so they have no one to sell it to

Feed roasted flesh to animals

Whiter than the average american.

> the white dude has a Type 1 AK
Crazy what kind of rare shit pops up in Africa all the time.

That for american niggers. In truth african niggers and americans are too different. If you met them youd take em over basketball americans anyday.

This
especially the routes the poachers take. Those can be identified by the tracks they leave

It would involve a few guys with paramotors. and a crew on the ground with gun trucks/ATVs/on foot if need be.

Yeah, things are great in Africa, great people, truly different than the ones here

I can tell you've never been to africa, or if you did, you never left your safari/hotel

>Not mutilating the corpses, to include the genitals.
You guys won't make good warlords post-SHTF with attitudes like that.

Jesus user, we're trying to discourage poaching, if you go too far into romanian message sending territory, the locals will go all pagan again making the job harder in the long term

The guy in the middle has such a canted sight it's making me physically ill

Kill all the animals, so poachers have nothing to poach.

Then they'll take the trees user.

shit.....better just glass the entire continent.

>mutilating genitals
but they live in a 3rd world country so they're probably already circumcised

>that video
>you will never be ex-SF living an adventurous life in central africa killing poachers and training rangers

A better question:

Assuming a budget of fuck all and next to no resources, how would you convince me to give a shit about niggers and endangered animals in some God-forsaken shithole on the other side of the world to the point that I would risk my life to get involved?

if you dont care about animals then you arent white

also
>not wanting a free pass to kill niggers and get away with it

hire other poachers to poach them. doesn't matter who wins, because everyone's better off in the long run no matter who dies.

>Lieutenant Colonel Conrad Thorpe
That is a fucking awesome name.

>capture poacher
>literally cut his balls off with a rusty machette while recording
>post video, let the fucker go with nothing but his bare ass
>if he survives - free publicity that you mean business
>if he doesn't - free food for the animals
Way less work and expenses...

>This nazi propaganda about how we are all secretly atlantean tree huggers
If you deeply care about animals you were oversocialized as a child and have a disordered, hyperactive sense of empathy that probably extends to inanimate objects with smiley faces drawn on them.

Did you know the white man domesticated the both the dog and cat not through friendship, but by promptly killing all aggressive animals and letting the benign ones stay? Care for animals must be a facility of reason first and foremost. And I see no reason to care about african behemoths, except keeping them around for personal amusement. The whole of white civilization has a rich history of approaching animals with a reasonable mind and saving emotion for later.

You're actually engaging in primitive warfare with a bunch of nogs in a country where nobody gives a fuck.

>oversocialized as a child
That's not a thing. Sounds more like you're just trying to rationalize and justify your own moral bankruptcy.

Swede here, Africans suck

Animals are resources first and foremost. One resource though is entertainment, as in looking at them and such, and that resource is tapped out if an animal becomes extinct.

Deploy snipers. Every elephant/rhino herd would have a sniper team assigned to it. Fly drones for recon. When poachers approach, kill niggers dead.

Weaponized elephants.

>how would Jow Forums stop poachers in the Congo?
0. stop feeding the african continent with cheap foreign grains and other produce. all supplied food merely allows reproduction and return to the prior state of depravation, but now in even greater numbers. STOP FEEDING THEM, THERE IS A POPULATION CARRY LIMIT FOR THE LOCAL LAND AND IT MUST BE ENFORCED

1. stop the chinese and other hick east-asians from thinking the keratin outgrowths of animals makes your dick hard, when viagra exists and does a better job of ACTUALLY doing that. seriously, you're snorting/sniffing HAIR. (aka stop being a fucking retard)

2. push for synthetic ivory industry and educate the old rich people who have too much fucking money that "synthetic" DOES in fact mean "physically identical" to the naturally formed material. (aka STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD)

3. enforce the fucking laws about having body parts of endangered animals with actual fucking stiff punishments and jail time for buyers of rare animal corpses/parts. provide good rewards for people who inform law enforcement about credible violators and criminal organizations.

4. watch as the africans eat the last [insert rare animal here] anyways and then starve to death when the eco-system collapses, because that's what africans fucking do when you give them modern technology with none of the wisdom or intelligence to use it

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Shame based moral systems are literally one step above the animals. The Africans and the Asians need to step up their shit and get a guilt based moral system like the rest of the developed world.

>poo trap
Its called a punjie trap. Underage detected.

Basically everything about that dude is awesome.

Decriminalize hunting, sell the wildlife to private interests, and let them worry about it. Guaranteed improvement.