I'm Don Shipley, retired Navy Seal. Ask me anything, bro

I'm a SEAL and you're an unaccomplished dirtbag.

Thank you for service, Senior Chief. Your videos on stolen valor idiots are great.

Thanks, bro. Diane says hi.

Keep making great videos. Your content is great.

Thanks bro. Check out extremesealexperience.

Anybody here claiming to be a SEAL?

a few decades ago*

I'd still fuck you up you lumpy prick.

Ever had a vet that was misidentified as stealing valor?

I'm a United States Marine. No, you wouldn't.

I've never called someone a fake that wasn't. I'm extremely thorough. I am 100 percent positive they are phonies before i make that call.

Thank you for your service, god bless all military servicemen.

t. Russian veteran who respects all warriors of all nations.

That's exactly why i would turd. Panty waist training in that service. My sister quit the marines because it was too easy.

Same here, all honorable veterans of all nations deserve respect.

t. British Veteran

Thanks, bro. I mean comrade. We appreciate your service as well, I'm sure it was honorable.

Your videos rock! Please do more phony veteran videos like you did with that Indian “veitnam times” scumbag dickface.

this

t. Passable Trap

>We
Speak for yourself, Vatnik. I'd rather every single former, current, and future member of the Sov- er, I mean Russian armed forces fall into a bog and die a slog agonizing death.

check out buds131 on youtube. or much more at extremesealexperience.com. there are tons of phony seal videos.

I was talking about me and my wife Diane, dickface. Eat a bag of shit.

shut the fuck up grandpa and get off this site you piece of shit. enjoy serving the American colonialist police state, the whore of babylon, and don't remember to die for Israel :^)

It’s late.

Goodnight Boats

>don't remember

Fuck off you anti American turd. Soldiers don’t need to waste time with your bullshit.

With reguards, Finn Conscript

>reguards
Lol not burdened with an overabundance of education in your shithole frozen wasteland huh? huh?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Are you full of shit or are you a cool simple done to earth guy not using copy pasta? bro

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I won't remember to you lumpy cocksucker. The next time a kill a piece of shit i'll pretend its you.

Goodnight.

The not full of shit one, bro.

Literally did nothing wrong. Also fuck civillian scums.

OK, what do you do these days?
what time do you get up in the morning?
What your worst fear?

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1. Hunt or busting phonies. All day everyday.
2. Whenever i want. 7 usually.
3. I'd have to have one to have worst one. I don't have a fearful fiber in my body.

gosh I love seals. They're just too cute.

>I don't have a fearful fiber in my body.
Come on, I thought you said I am not full of shit
everyone has fears, and among them one which is paralyzing
what's yours?

Also

>busting phonies
What does this mean?

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Maybe you should google me.

Are those hairplugs?

Don't think anyone is or has, nah

CHECK IT OUT AND GET BACK TO ME

DO YA HOMEWERK

What hair product do you sue? Do you moisturize?

Are we doomed as a country?

Is that a beaver pelt?

>respects chechens

more like Don Shitley

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Fact: Don Shipley never saw combat and was never deployed to a warzone

How many lies have marcus lutrell, rob O'neil and chris kyle told combined?

About tree fity

>comparing cuckSEALs to a Delta God.

>typo
>arguably best education in the world
I smell a butthurt russian. You should get that checked out.

I'm marine, trained in naval warfare dude I'd drop a mine on you kid

How does one get hair like that

Your so old its like I am talking to my dad

Are you a faggot?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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It's my real hair. Are you bald fat fucks?

You'd never see my coming, dicklips.

I never claimed to have been deployed. did operate on missions all over the globe though, you worthless shit. How many missions have you been on?

Is your wife a man?

Why are you here?

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Hello and welcome to Jow Forums

I've already put naval mines in your back yard . I'll beat you up kid

To provide information to undriven men with poor genetics.

You're already dead. You just don't know it yet.

For entertainment. Yours and mine. Check out extreme seal experience.com.

Do DPH.
You'll be scared.

>I'm Don Shipley, retired Navy Seal. Ask me anything, bro.

Do you thin that the SEALs are suffering rom an attention whore problem? Should there be quiet dignity and modesty training for them before discharge?
Also, d you really value medals, genuinely confused as I really don't understand why I have mine. Seems to be more about PR than who actually deserved them.

I served 11 years killing people in some of the most beautiful countries on Earth. LOVED IT!You nor any mother fucker that walks this Earth scares Me. I own 2 Tactical/Analytical combat survival facilities and Now 4, Class3 certification ONLY gun shops.I shoot with a 98.4% accuracy rate and a 96.6% UNDERFIRE accuracy rate. I don't think I can put a bullet through You or anyone else's heart at better than 750 yards! I fucking know it because I've done it.I get paid very large amounts to teach cowards skills They DO NOT have the balls to ever use. Though some are very efficient with firearms. Like Yourself They do not have what it takes to kill a human being and will most likely die on Their knee's begging. Again like You.I don't know nor do I care what Your life was like. I killed My 1st human being at 14 years old with a .410 double barrel shotgun. Broke in Grandma's while Me and My sisters were there. The first shot knocked the piece of filth out of his right shoe, I then leveled the barrel at his head While He was begging and blew his fucking head completely off. Sherriff patted Me on the back and said good job and I still have the civil service award. I have in my soon to be 46 years killed roughly 198 human beings. I do not have the slightest bit of remorse, compassion, guilt or regrets for Their deaths. They were My enemy and had that coming to them.The only reason I am not killing for the government RIGHT NOW! is the private sector pays a shitload better and I get to chose My enemies, Not someone choosing Them for Me.The American people I believed I was fighting for do not exist! You are all worthless, spoiled, self-center pieces of filth that would sell Your own children into kiddy porn for free airtime and data for Your phones.

Why should I go to BUD/S over RASP?

>Do you thin that the SEALs are suffering rom an attention whore problem? Should there be quiet dignity and modesty training for them before discharge?

Old dude is actually pretty funny. He's OK in my book.

>MUH STOLEN VALOR!

Boomer autism at its finest. Who gives a fuck if some faggot wants to LARP about being part of ZOGs army?

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>face of a dog
>fish tail
dog mermaids

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>work hard for something
>people you respect very much are awarded for their hard work
>you are rewarded for your hard work
>someone who has decidedly not put in any hard work walks around loudly proclaiming he has done so
>doesn't even have the common decency to get his story right

i couldn't imagine how that would piss anyone off.

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>reddit spacing
fuck off retard

>zogbots congratulate each other
kek

>Ask me anything
hey, bro
its your old buddy, Don SHipley from BUDS131

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>This guy wasn't even a real navy seal
what did you say about Diane's casserole, faggot!?!?

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>Ask me anything, bro.
did you really Draeger Lauren on this challenge?
youtube.com/watch?v=6t5VBcwJlQU

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>much more at extremesealexperience.com
got anymore archive clips?

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Ruger Blackhawk or glock?

I only know one real navy seal in person and it's a big disappointment. Little guy, doesn't talk about guns, even wrote an antigun article once. Boring.

> Chief Hershel Davis' sidearm training video is absolut Jow Forums

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so how brutal is the training to become a SEAL, as in how emotionally/mentally straining is it?

I wish Jow Forums wasn't full of fake threads anymore

Will do!

>I wish Jow Forums wasn't full of fake threads anymore
archive.fo/bOEdC
archive.fo/1EutU
enjoy

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you know what I like this a bit better than bashing my brains out on my Keyboard

> AMA

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Hey guys I found the muslim